Potty talk

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So, DS1 is butt this and poop that...non-stop. It's driving us crazy. His new thing has been blaming his brother for stuff. So, he'll say "poop". Look all like...what? It was him and point at his little brother. But now he's taught the little guy to say butt and poop. ::cue forehead slap:: but I do applaud his war strategy. "what I didn't say it. I followed the rules. It was DS2."

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I'm actually waiting for the day in the not so distant future when I say something to DS2 about it and DS1 says "What?!?, he's a baby he doesn't know any better."

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In other bathroom related hilarity...the past few nights DS2 has woken up having wet through his diaper (time for a bigger size apparently...or maybe not). He's drenched, his mattress is soaked. It's looking like the pool at the bottom of a urine filled Niagara Falls. I go to change him and his diaper is completely dry. He had pulled it down below his penis and decided that was a good call.

::goes to get duct tape::

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Speaking of him with his hand in his pants...the other morning he's standing as usual. You know, with one hand shoved in his diaper and the other, thumb in mouth with his milk clenched in the crook of his arm. The milk drops and he leans over to pick it up; hand still in his diaper. Dude falls over, just laying there holding the bottle in his hand. He's trying to get up but falls, decides to let go of the bottle to try again. Nope. Falls again. He's like a flipped turtle at this point and is refusing to pull his hand out of his diaper to push himself up. I walk over and say "maybe take your hand out of your pants and use them both?" He just shakes his head "no" puts his thumb in his mouth and decides to lay there staring at the ceiling for a few mins. Lol, crazy kid.

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So, you know how kids refuse to let you go to bathroom by yourself?

I get it, but why be a jerk about it? DS2 demanded to go with me to the bathroom, so I obliged. I'm holding him because otherwise he'd be screaming at the top of his lungs while trying to crawl in the urinal. Doesn't he throw the chicken strip he jacked from my plate minutes earlier right into the urinal! What a jerk.

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On another trip doesn't he squirm his way lower and try to kick his foot into the stream? or was he trying to kick me in the nuts? Either way...jerk

His parents really need to teach him proper bathroom etiquette...

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W went to visit her family with the kids...the big one was too involved in his iPad and peed himself on the way up. And shit himself on the way to the theme park. Poor guy. And poor mama. She's always getting shit end of the stick. (Pun totally intended).

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OH jeez. DD I think doesn't make poop. Literally can go days without pooping. I am concerned she will turn to stone. I amazes me. She poops at Daycare but not home. Today I was changing her out of her swim clothes dried her off turned away to get her normal clothes and the second I turned around she is soaked. Well she had her legs all the way up to eat her feet and peeped all over herself. LOL silly me. Poor DD. Smiling the whole way