I drank enough before my test that I had to pee twice during the hour wait. And yet of course when I get back to have my blood drawn and they're getting out the heat packs and tying the awful tourniquets as tight as they'll go to see which arm is better they always accuse me of being dehydrated. I've learned the hard way to put the lidocaine cream on both sides because it can constrict the veins a bit and if I just put it on one they'll decide the other side is better and want to use it
Yeah I think I will put it on both sides as well. I know they are taking a urine sample too so I'll be ready to pee for sure lol.
That's standard, too, I think. They should be looking for sugar and protein in your urine
One of my "favorites" is from when we got married. She wanted to dance with DH to "you raise me up" (hell no) and have me carry out DS1 to join the dance half way through (hahahaha no). She got neither of those wishes... she also wanted to be our photographer, which again, was a no
They should become friends, let's leave the mother son dance at my wedding as Folk music... she ran away at the airport on way to the wedding also. I had 1 attire ask of her, actually the whole wedding party, wear whatever the fuck shoes you want but I don't want to hear flip flop sounds. What does she do... wears 'sequences' fit flops.
I loving the photography request
I got grief from her for hiring a photographer and she ended up taking a shit ton of photos anyway, like she was the photographer. Thank gah she wasn't there for our first look...
I also got a shit ton of grief because 1) DH and I walked down together and didn't tell anyone we were doing it until right before and 2) I walked down the aisle barefoot. No one in my family was surprised by either of those things. *sigh*
Oh, since I'm on a roll, for onesweetworld's enjoyment... we were not allowed to choose our own "first married Christmas" or "baby's first Christmas" ornaments. We had to display the ones she picked (we gave the baby one to my grandparents and tossed the hideous wedding one). We can't get our own stockings. We had to get ones from the place she got theirs years ago because "they're the best!!" They're awful and will never be used again. They are not big enough to even fit a wooden train in. Nope.
haha along the lines of wedding pictures, I totally forgot. MIL took a million pics, and when we gave her her album, she taped her pics over the album pics. I think MH has finally learned to not ever mention the album around me again.
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