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It's quiet in here, so what's made you laugh recently? 3 year olds are good for our entertainment....at times

The other night at dinner the baby (gosh she is actually a toddler now *sniff*) was screaming and our 3yo was laying under the table whining "I.DON'T.WANT.THAT." Very stoically DH says "I wonder if Med Express does Vasectomies". 

We asked DD why we work and make "cash money" her response was so we can "buy golden things".

[mommytoone]

DS1 keeps saying his butt is breaking and he needs a bandaid on it 😂...

[junewife]

Just now:
"Mom? I no go to daycare today?"

Me- "that's right, bud!"

Ds: "I stay home with you all day?"

Me- "yup"

Ds- " ooooookkkkaaaayyy....good luck!"

[sugarkissed]

DD thinks that bandaids are called "wrist-bands" no matter how many times I try to tell her different. So any time so hurts herself she starts crying and asking for a wristband. Haha.

The other mornign she throws open the curtains and says "What a beautiful morning!" Haha. It was -40, blowing snow and super windy.

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- Ashley thinks my Aunt Donna is the new President of the United States. She also kept asking when the President was going to get to our house today.

- Me: (Making up my own words to a song, my voice raspy from this cold)
Ashley: "Sing like a normal person!"
Me: "What does that mean?"
Ashley: "You're like a child, making your own words!"
Kayla: "You sound like a man!"