Bachelor 1/16

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Nick and Aaron Carter's grandparents summer in the same place I used to spend my summers. I won't say I never looked for Nick and Aaron.

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I can't with all the tears.

And I've spent a measurable part of my day crying myself.

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Jan 16, 2017 20:41:02 GMT -5 . said:

Jan 16, 2017 20:37:13 GMT -5 shellbell said:

So judgy . . 😉

Haha, I can't help myself!

Is this where you tell us you never liked the backstreet boys?

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One on one dance. While the whole audience watches.

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I'm all done with Corinne.

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Is she sleeping? She sleeps more than I do.

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And now she's talking about her nipples?

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I would be so embarrassed to tell these women about my nanny.

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It makes her happy, and I'm not going to blow a woman's happiness.

Is that really what she said?

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Is cheese pasta like mac n cheese?

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I'm shocked the nanny hasn't been moved into the house with Corinne.

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Ewww

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I have puked in front of DH a lot. But not when we were dating. And never kissing him after.

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I threw up so much with c that there was no hiding it. Ahhh, the dignity of pregnancy.

[bepandnick]

Ok I've finally started. All the 😒😒😒 to N for a late bedtime and sticking me with the crazy toddler who thinks every time he sits on the potty he should get a sticker.

WTF to Corrine and the whipped cream and skipping the rose ceremony???

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Some of these sports bras are not doing their jobs.

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I'm sure he thinks he looks sexy there?

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It's weird that the other girls stand there watching the hot tub part start.

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Girl, it's like the second week. You have not fallen too far behind.

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Jan 16, 2017 21:35:18 GMT -5 . said:

Will there be a rose ceremony tonight? There's still the group date cocktail party and the rose ceremony cocktail party...

I'm guessing no.

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Did she just call herself a weird lesbian? Or did I not hear correctly?

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This is not how you get a rose, Dominique.

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A bounce house. Huh.

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I don't know this girl's name, but I like her honesty.

[mevaroo]

I'm mad that once again we aren't wrapping up the episode with a rose ceremony. It throws off my bracket and makes it harder to play in the Fantasy Bachelor League.

I have a lot of thoughts about Corinne. I hope she goes home soon because she's a lot of drama and loves to be on camera too much. Also, she's so tired all the time. Does she have mono or something?

Gag to Nick making out with Vanessa after she threw up. Gag gag gag.

I'll put a picture of the updates Board once I transfer my notes over to the index cards. #nerd

[mevaroo]

Corinne's going to need a bigger card if she sticks around for a while...
And Nick has earned many Douche Dollars for being so skeazy with her.

[mevaroo]

Oh, the Orange swirls are "Crazy Swirls" which aren't given out to just anyone, but Corinne has earned hers.

There are a lot of symbols on the Board.