WTF - self. Why you still tired? Went to bed at a decent time and only woke up twice (once to pee and once to a cat who tried to invade my pillow when DH got out of bed). Yet, I still feel like a zombie. What gives?
Post by kmartturtle on Jan 14, 2015 7:12:13 GMT -5
WTF BUMPMAY. You're a cunty coward sack of shit. You have no backbone and I bet you smell like asshole on a regular basis. I hope you eat a bag of dicks and get your ass handed to you by XO. FUCKER.
Post by shannonabigail on Jan 14, 2015 8:02:50 GMT -5
WTF fingers - had dry honey nut cheerios for breakfast because I wasn't feeling well. Looking at the floor around me you would think I was a freaking toddler.
WTF self - what pregnant lady DOESN"T have to pee? Went in for first round of blood work and am handed cup to pee in, and I CAN'T GO. Seriously, I always have to go. Now I get to go back at lunch to try again. Ugghh
WTF BUMPMAY. You're a cunty coward sack of shit. You have no backbone and I bet you smell like asshole on a regular basis. I hope you eat a bag of dicks and get your ass handed to you by XO. FUCKER.
I HAVE PENT UP RESENTMENT GUISE.
I love that we can say all this here.
WTF, how am I not banned yet? I've been on warning for ages and now I'm blatantly calling BM out and no banning.
WTF BUMPMAY. You're a cunty coward sack of shit. You have no backbone and I bet you smell like asshole on a regular basis. I hope you eat a bag of dicks and get your ass handed to you by XO. FUCKER.
I HAVE PENT UP RESENTMENT GUISE.
I love that we can say all this here.
WTF, how am I not banned yet? I've been on warning for ages and now I'm blatantly calling BM out and no banning.
Post by jedimomtricks on Jan 14, 2015 8:56:31 GMT -5
WTF brutal cough. I can't take anything for you, my uterus feels all stabby every time I hack, and I'm pretty sure I'm going to start peeing soon too. Thanks a bunch.
BONUS WTF: wtf bump. WTAF. The new TOUs are terrible and reduce the board to a giant pat on the back to every person in off the street with no idea about their own body or science or well, ANYTHING. Super good move. Super good. Also, super good job ejecting a loyal community of users and mods. Brilliant strategy.
WTF self - what pregnant lady DOESN"T have to pee? Went in for first round of blood work and am handed cup to pee in, and I CAN'T GO. Seriously, I always have to go. Now I get to go back at lunch to try again. Ugghh
I could have said this the other week. Go in for my 1st appointment and of course they want a urine sample, then send me for blood work about an hour later and even after drinking a bottle of water, both samples were pretty small. Hoping they don't ask me to redo the lab sample though.
WTF heartburn? You were gone for days and are now back with a vengeance. Tums are giving me 5 minutes of relief. Just go away.
Also, WTF bump gods? People go to TB because it is NOT babycenter or babygaga. They stick around because they like the tone - reality, science and a little snark, because most people appreciate a sense of humor. Way to alienate everybody and make your website identical to so many others. Not the best business decision.
WTF tapatalk app? Why are you making me sign in to reply to each thread? Just keep me freaking signed in!
Also, WTF kid, why have you decided to be so testy lately? You have made me so upset with all your naughty behaviors it has made me want to cry, and want alcohol which I clearly can't have!
WTF poop. Please come out of my bootholes already.
Seriously! I've been saying for a week I needed to go pick up some Colace to fight the side effects of Zofran and keep forgetting. I went without Zofran yesterday for some relief, but am using it again today (felt a little queasy this morning). Totally putting it on the grocery list so I can't forget!
WTF poop. Please come out of my bootholes already.
Seriously! I've been saying for a week I needed to go pick up some Colace to fight the side effects of Zofran and keep forgetting. I went without Zofran yesterday for some relief, but am using it again today (felt a little queasy this morning). Totally putting it on the grocery list so I can't forget!
I have been taking Colace twice a day and extra fiber and even used a glycerin suppository yesterday and the results were mediocre at best.
And may you get stopped at every red light on the way home. And subsequently shit your pants.
Yes.
This is awesome. I'm sure it is deleted but the parenting thread by vaginalord last night which said "What the vaginalord gives can be taketh away, may you never orgasm again" was my fave.
I have been taking Colace twice a day and extra fiber and even used a glycerin suppository yesterday and the results were mediocre at best.
I just told DH that I forgot to pick up Colace yesterday... Went to order it on Amazon, and they have like 20 different versions... WTF. Which one do you use?!
WTF carpal tunnel. You suck. I've never had issues with it before and now doing everything hurts! I shouldn't feel like crying because I want to wear tights!
Post by lawndog1216 on Jan 14, 2015 10:34:09 GMT -5
WTF work? Do you NOT understand I have some serious social media shit to catch up on? All these "IMPORTANT EMAILS" and "MEETINGS" and "TO-DO LISTS".... I'm just a simple lazy motherfucker these days; your ways confuse and frighten me.
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