Things your kid prounounces wrong that you love

[jennyinheaven]

What are some words your toddler is saying wrong but it's so cute you don't want them to learn to say it correctly.

[Deleted]

Truck or Trunk is Fuck when J says it. I think it's hilarious. He calls me Bobby, but just recently his Ms have gotten better, so Bobby comes and goes. But he'll say "Oh, come on Bobby" like Linda from Bob's Burgers.

[becole]

He says eatmeal for oatmeal.
Lellow.
Delitous for delicious
Wasome for awesome
Laymay for lamby . Sounds British

[jennyinheaven]

DD says han-gurger for hamburger, it gets me every time :-)

[lrmrtn]

DS calls some of his blankets "kiki". He used to call them all that but some have become "blanket."

Hillow for pillow
maggots for his magnet tiles
Macky cheese for mac & cheese (totally my fault)

[comicSans]

Pancakes are panpanks

We've already lost cashi for coffee, and she usually says tatoes or matos for potatoes and tomatoes, but I was feeding ds sweet potato and she was like, puh-tatoes. H was like, wait, you can say potatoes??

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Feb 6, 2017 14:12:57 GMT -5 lrmrtn said:

DS calls some of his blankets "kiki". He used to call them all that but some have become "blanket."

Hillow for pillow
maggots for his magnet tiles
Macky cheese for mac & cheese (totally my fault)

I'm laughing over maggots!

[comicSans]

Not a mispronunciation, but she refers to H and my bedroom as our room, sometimes refers to H and me as us.

[JoBub]

Ambulance is like "Am-me-miss"
But if you put it in context of Bubble Guppies, he can say "Clambulance" perfectly.

[JoBub]

When he says "deck" it sounds a lot like dick. We recently had a new deck built, which resulted in incessant giggles at our house in the evening.

The day they tore the old deck off: "Your deck disappeared!"
When the pallet of lumber on the driveway (which H must have told him was the deck) suddenly shrunk one day: "Your deck got smushed!"
When he saw the new one: "Wow! Look at that deck!"
While Skyping with ILs: "We have a big deck!"

[jennyinheaven]

Feb 6, 2017 14:20:12 GMT -5 comicSans said:

Not a mispronunciation, but she refers to H and my bedroom as our room, sometimes refers to H and me as us.

DD still says you when she means me. I'll say something like Mommy has to work tomorrow so daddy will take you to mom mom's in the morning then I'll pick you up" so then later she will ask " Daddy take you to mom-mom's?" She means daddy take me?

[JoBub]

Not really a mispronunciation, but he still calls YouTube "Bob" because when we first discovered it his favorite videos were "Bob the Train." We've just always called it Bob. He knows that sometimes he can watch it in the car, on long trips when we have enough data to turn on a hotspot for his Kindle. But usually if we're not at home he can only use the apps or watch movies that are downloaded to the device and don't need wifi. So every time he gets his Kindle he asks "Does Bob work in the car/restaurant/grandma's house?" I think if he ever meets a person named Bob he will be confused.

[lrmrtn]

Feb 6, 2017 14:28:02 GMT -5 jennyinheaven said:

Feb 6, 2017 14:20:12 GMT -5 comicSans said:

Not a mispronunciation, but she refers to H and my bedroom as our room, sometimes refers to H and me as us.

DD still says you when she means me. I'll say something like Mommy has to work tomorrow so daddy will take you to mom mom's in the morning then I'll pick you up" so then later she will ask " Daddy take you to mom-mom's?" She means daddy take me?

DS does this too. When he wants to be picked up, he says "carry you?"

[lrmrtn]

Feb 6, 2017 14:16:14 GMT -5 @whimsy said:

Feb 6, 2017 14:12:57 GMT -5 lrmrtn said:

DS calls some of his blankets "kiki". He used to call them all that but some have become "blanket."

Hillow for pillow
maggots for his magnet tiles
Macky cheese for mac & cheese (totally my fault)

I'm laughing over maggots!

We try correcting him, but it doesn't work: "I want to play with my maggots."

[lrmrtn]

For some reason when DS was an infant, I added "doo" to everything. So naptime was "nappy-doo", pjs were "jammy-doos", etc. (I have no idea why I did this!) So now, right around bedtime DS will say "no nappy-doo." Or when he doesn't want his pjs on, "no jammy-doos." I created a monster...

[meggypoo1]

A-wish-ish is delicious
Koda our cat used to be kuwa now it's normal. Makes me sad
Her name used to be Caba now it's cara
Sha-shu is shampoo
Not really missed pronunciation but she thinks the penguin says I love you thanks to MH! I love this!

[microworm]

Not a mispronounciation because he calls me mama/mommy outside the home, but at home I'm "Baba."

Keetah is kitty
Hucy is Lucy (our dog)
Here sounds like heeyah

One that is cracking me up lately is Godzilla is God-no-no.

[BurritosAtEveryMeal]

DS says "oh-tay" for OK. It's adorbs. He is delayed in speech so pretty much everything is incorrect and adorable. Shirt is "shit," which has been fun for a few weeks lol

[microworm]

Feb 6, 2017 15:48:11 GMT -5 BurritosAtEveryMeal said:

DS says "oh-tay" for OK. It's adorbs. He is delayed in speech so pretty much everything is incorrect and adorable. Shirt is "shit," which has been fun for a few weeks lol

DS says that too. Adorable.

[jennyinheaven]

Sing happy dirtday (happy birthday) she is obsessed we got her a Melissa and Doug bday cake toy for Christmas and we must play birthday endlessly.

[activebaby]

Stick is dick - not sure if that is still true- I will have to ask him about a stick today
I don't know = I no no
Ambulance = Am-b-lance
Love is now sometimes Lub and sometimes love
White is wipe

[scout251]

Aminals for animals

Hinkey for pinky

Telescope for stethoscope

She used to have a bunch more but she's corrected so many of them and I already forget. 😢

[scout251]

Oh and instead of yeehaw like a cowboy she says neehaw and insists that she's correct.

[lulu]

Ta-tu is DS's thank you and how he says it is just so sweet and quiet and sincere.

Garag for Grandad. My dad is chuffed about this as it's like a special thing they have together.

[microworm]

T-Rex is either T-box or T-rocks.

Please is peas. Thank you sounds like ta-tu just like lulu's LO.

[microworm]

Helicopter is Helltoter

[Susan0utLoud]

Tay chu is thank you

Cot is Kate (this melts me every time, the cutest)


Cap a till eh is caterpillar

Why-on is lion

[emmagk]

Easter egg hunt is Easter cunt. I find it hilarious
Quad bike is cock bike. Equally hilarious
Noodles is doodles
Chicken is kitchen
Helicopter is heh-cotter
Thank you is tank oooo

[emmagk]

Not a mispronunciation but when he wants me to carry him he says "mummy carry you"

[kittyriot]

Not a mispronunciation but she calls my Mom Cuckoo. It's cute but she often calls her Cuckoo Grandma and we're all going to be sad when she drops the Cuckoo.

She used to say chock-a-pee for helicopter. She's fixed that.

Yellow is lello.

She has a problem with off and on and confuses them sometimes which can be frustrating in her bedroom at bedtime.