DD is convinced she'll be a puppy when she grows up. She got very upset with MIL yesterday when she was asking DD what she was going to be and apparently puppy wasn't the answer MIL wanted to hear.
In the car yesterday Bub: "Dad, you have fun in Korea?" (my H went to Korea for work over a month ago) H: "Yeah, I did have fun in Korea" Bub: "Good, that makes me happy"
Yesterday I had the gall to want to poop by myself. DD1 strong armed the door open and said "you don't get any privacy in this house!" Obviously I've said that before.
My Mom took the girls to church on Sunday. During the kid's sermon they were talking about mud and being dirty. Eliza tells the pastor and loudly "pigs stomp in muddy puddles!" thanks Peppa Pig! And then they were talking about Jesus being dirty and no one knew who he was "He should take a bath!" The pastor works with my Mom, she's the treasurer, and emailed her to comment how funny the kids were!
We have a restaurant called Green Mill. Eliza always calls it Green Milk.
I was rubbing his hair lovingly and he said "Hey, get outta here." (Referring to his hair, and said it like a 20s gangster.)
LOL Bub says this to things he doesn't like too. For instance, "get outta here, sun! You hurt my eyes!" Or shadows that are scary in his room at night, or the dog when she's begging for his snacks.
DS yells at all of the inanimate objects that "hurt" him when he bumps into them such as "not nice table!"
This reminds me - We have these terrible branches on the side of the driveway (we have asked and asked for them to removed and sometimes the car hits them and Clara will go "not nice daddy / mommy, say sorry to the trees!"
We were talking about how we take baths/showers to get clean.
H: Who stinks more, mama or dada? DS1: Me!
Yes! DS always has to be the best at everything. Even if it isn't something good. Every once in a while I'll hear "I'm little." But usually it's "ds is the fastest, best eater, etc."
Lately at bedtime Eliza will call for me. Just like Stewy from Family Guy. "Mom... Mom...Mom...Mom..." I ignored her last night for a bit and she stopped. Then she started using my first name, and she says it so funny too... "X...X...X..." I tried to record it but then she stopped and went back to Mom. Little stinker.
We were at the park yesterday and walked through a big pile of leaves. I pointed out a huge one and she picked it up.
We were getting in the car and it flew away and she cried and I ran to grab it. I was walking back to the car and hear her moaning "Awww! That was my FAVOURITE leaf! I loved it"
DS decided in the middle of getting dressed this morning that he wanted to wear his PJ shirt to school. We told him no, and he tried to negotiate by saying "I'll wear my PJ shirt to school for 5 minutes." LOL
When that didn't work he just got up and walked to the door and said "I'm leaving!" all attitud-y with his hands on his hips.
DS wouldn't nap so DH went up to tell him to knock it off and he said "I can't sleep daddy. The sky's awake so I'm awake." Yeah he's seen Frozen too many times.
Dd usually sits in her booster seat to eat and asks to be excused when done. Last night she wanted to sit in a regular chair, and just announced she was done and left. Dh informed her she still had to ask to be excused, that it's not just to get unbuckled and helped down, it's to leave the table.
DS wouldn't nap so DH went up to tell him to knock it off and he said "I can't sleep daddy. The sky's awake so I'm awake." Yeah he's seen Frozen too many times.
Post by springbeduk on Apr 1, 2017 20:17:29 GMT -5
Dd likes to refer to herself in the 3rd person as "your child" and also says maybe a lot: "Mommy, maybe your child wants ...." "Mommy, maybe your child don't want to ..." "Mommy, what's your child doing?" (Usually when she's doing something silly or a little naughty)
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