I shamelessly blame my farts on the dog, but the toddler is getting too smart for that. It might go over better if the dog was actually in the same room...
I blame it on the toddler. He smiles and says "I toot!" That's my boy!!!!
I gagged while giving H a BJ the other day and threw up everywhere. That was a few weeks ago and he hasn't gotten one since. And likely will not for the duration of this pregnancy.
He's known me my entire adult life and has witnessed many a gross moments, but that one was mortifying.
akraus2015 I commend you for even trying. I will not go near that thing. Not that I particularly enjoy it when not pregnant, but ohhhhhhhellno. Not now. Too gaggy.
akraus2015 I commend you for even trying. I will not go near that thing. Not that I particularly enjoy it when not pregnant, but ohhhhhhhellno. Not now. Too gaggy.
It was the worst. I didn't even make it to the toilet...I threw up all over the floor. Definitely up there with my most embarrassing moments.
akraus2015 I commend you for even trying. I will not go near that thing. Not that I particularly enjoy it when not pregnant, but ohhhhhhhellno. Not now. Too gaggy.
It was the worst. I didn't even make it to the toilet...I threw up all over the floor. Definitely up there with my most embarrassing moments.
{Click here to see more.} We were having sex once and H decided to grab my butt. He squeezed and kinda pulled my cheeks apart. I totally farted. We both cracked up.
Post by amyface813 on Mar 14, 2017 20:14:15 GMT -5
TMI is my favorite type of I.
I am going commando because many of my undies don't really fit and the rest are in the dryer downstairs. I don't have the energy or motivation to go down there.
Post by Crisco Salad on Mar 15, 2017 6:34:14 GMT -5
I made banana muffins last weekend and I think I've had too many. So much constipation. Last night I was convinced I was having contractions. Nope, just really needed to go to the bathroom.
akraus2015 I commend you for even trying. I will not go near that thing. Not that I particularly enjoy it when not pregnant, but ohhhhhhhellno. Not now. Too gaggy.
I just threw up in my mouth a tiny bit and still feel weird. I think it's because I ate too many pizza rolls at lunch....
I really craved pizza rolls with my first pregnancy. Haven't wanted any this time around, but now that you mention it they do sound pretty good! (I'm ignoring the throw up part, lol!)
Post by babywisher on Mar 15, 2017 13:08:13 GMT -5
So, dh and I were having sex last night. In different positions I some how end up getting some air in there. Just so happened that the air came out the same time I was o'ing. It was awful and hilarious at the same time. It also sucked because I could enjoy it.
What sex positions can you even manage while pregnant?!
Me Being on top is the only thing H will even maybe think about, but it takes a lot of energy for me. He gets real freaked out by sex pretty much at all. Which makes me feel not sexy so then I don't really want to. I think we've maybe done the deed four times since I found out I was KU. It makes me sad actually.
I am going commando because many of my undies don't really fit and the rest are in the dryer downstairs. I don't have the energy or motivation to go down there.
Girl I can't even manage no panties with all the excess stuff coming out!
What sex positions can you even manage while pregnant?!
Me Being on top is the only thing H will even maybe think about, but it takes a lot of energy for me. He gets real freaked out by sex pretty much at all. Which makes me feel not sexy so then I don't really want to. I think we've maybe done the deed four times since I found out I was KU. It makes me sad actually.
All I can handle is laying on my side. Not super intimate but it gets the job done. Plus I don't have to do any of the work!
What sex positions can you even manage while pregnant?!
Me Being on top is the only thing H will even maybe think about, but it takes a lot of energy for me. He gets real freaked out by sex pretty much at all. Which makes me feel not sexy so then I don't really want to. I think we've maybe done the deed four times since I found out I was KU. It makes me sad actually.
We pretty much end up in the spooning position. I will start out on top, but that doesn't last long. Also, me sitting on his lap works well.
What sex positions can you even manage while pregnant?!
Me Being on top is the only thing H will even maybe think about, but it takes a lot of energy for me. He gets real freaked out by sex pretty much at all. Which makes me feel not sexy so then I don't really want to. I think we've maybe done the deed four times since I found out I was KU. It makes me sad actually.
Me on top, doggie style, spoon... variations on those three is pretty much it. We did something last weekend with pillows that I can't really describe that worked pretty well.
I am going commando because many of my undies don't really fit and the rest are in the dryer downstairs. I don't have the energy or motivation to go down there.
Girl I can't even manage no panties with all the excess stuff coming out!
It's a manageable level of stuff at this point. I snissed awhile back going commando in my pjs so it's risky business. I'm won't leave the house that way though. Too risky.
What sex positions can you even manage while pregnant?!
Me Being on top is the only thing H will even maybe think about, but it takes a lot of energy for me. He gets real freaked out by sex pretty much at all. Which makes me feel not sexy so then I don't really want to. I think we've maybe done the deed four times since I found out I was KU. It makes me sad actually.
Me on top, doggie style, spoon... variations on those three is pretty much it. We did something last weekend with pillows that I can't really describe that worked pretty well.
Yes work with pillows! The can make all the difference.
What sex positions can you even manage while pregnant?!
Me Being on top is the only thing H will even maybe think about, but it takes a lot of energy for me. He gets real freaked out by sex pretty much at all. Which makes me feel not sexy so then I don't really want to. I think we've maybe done the deed four times since I found out I was KU. It makes me sad actually.
I like it from behind (no butt stuff tho) and I use pillows if I want to be on my back. I hope he can feel less weird about it
Me too! Its so strange to me that he doesn't want to... oh well.
Talking about peeing your pants: yep, this has been a common occurrence for me since I had my DD in March '12. I thought this was normal. I only just realized that no, you should not pee every time you cough. It's *not* normal to wear a pad or use a bed protector every time you get bronchitis because you will wet the bed when you cough uncontrollably at night. I threw up last month and as I was crouching down, I peed all over the floor. It was humiliating. Afterwards, DH told me that he had thought I was being a tad dramatic but after seeing me that morning, he realized how bad it really is. Talked to my OB and she thinks I need a urologist. But I can't do anything until after we have this baby.
Sorry, I went on a long tangent there. It just really, really sucks. And I wish someone had told me what is normal vs not normal. So for all of you, there you go. Don't make yourself go through all of that because you think it's supposed to happen.
nola1017 I have a friend getting surgery next month for the same issues!
@missally, I'm thinking I'll probably need a surgical repair too. I've tried Kegels, with no success. I had an episiotomy with my DD, and then Jack was a car birth - very hard and fast. So I think combined, the two deliveries just shot my pelvic floor to pieces. 😫
nola1017 I have a friend getting surgery next month for the same issues!
@missally, I'm thinking I'll probably need a surgical repair too. I've tried Kegels, with no success. I had an episiotomy with my DD, and then Jack was a car birth - very hard and fast. So I think combined, the two deliveries just shot my pelvic floor to pieces. 😫
Have you heard of the mu tu exercise program? Another friend did those (very religiously) and was able to help a lot. You really have to commit yourself to them though.
I like it from behind (no butt stuff tho) and I use pillows if I want to be on my back. I hope he can feel less weird about it
Me too! Its so strange to me that he doesn't want to... oh well.
Believe it or not, dh was so freaked out about having sex, that we just plain didn't.... the whole nine months 😳😬🙄 it's not unheard of, but not much fun. This time, he's a little more relaxed, although I had to seduce him the first time while he was half asleep 😂
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