Because I'm Pregnant

[yellowcat]

I think I lost my ability to use all words. I have taken to dropping the f-bomb in class at five times a day because I simply can't think of another word. At least my students are entertained... I seriously feel like English is a second language

[teachermomtobe]

Apr 3, 2017 20:33:28 GMT -5 yellowcat said:

I think I lost my ability to use all words. I have taken to dropping the f-bomb in class at five times a day because I simply can't think of another word. At least my students are entertained... I seriously feel like English is a second language

I also find I'm having a harder time clearly explaining things.  My 3rd graders (and administrators) would not appreciate an f-bomb though!

[yellowcat]

teachermomtobe thank goodness I teach college!

[yoshijo28]

I've been having the strangest dreams. Don't really remember specifics but Quagmire from Family Guy was in my dream last night...because I'm pregnant

[shytimes]

I use the f bomb in the office.... I think it's part of my charm. Hope it is, at least.

I had a disappointing muffin today and then went back out for a do-over, because I'm pregnant.

[JustJudy]

Apr 6, 2017 10:54:19 GMT -5 yoshijo28 said:

I've been having the strangest dreams. Don't really remember specifics but Quagmire from Family Guy was in my dream last night...because I'm pregnant

LOFL!

[ttcbabyj]

I was explaining to my students about harm reduction and I referred to intravenous drug users as IUDs. They looked at me so strange. 😂😂

[muscari]

I cry at literally nothing with literally no provocation or cause.... because I am pregnant.

[laurensc927]

So not wanting to eat anything for breakfast meant I ate a donut and chocolate milk... because I'm pregnant

[muscari]

While at the store today I totally (almost) walked away without paying... because I am pregnant. I only took like two steps when the cassier reminder me, in a friendly joking way luckily - i felt so bad! Had she been pissy I prolly would have cried haha.. because I am pregnant 😁