Official N'16 Babies UO/FFFC Thread

[dashook]

What would your baby say if s/he could type?

[dashook]

FFTC: my mom thinks it's really cute when I screech and gurgle at her in the morning. What she doesn't know is I'm actually saying bad words in baby language.

[dashook]

I didn't like that jumper I shit through anyway.

[ClassyMrsA]

I'd rather play with my sister's shoes than the toys mommy bought for me and I'll purposely crawl past the toys so I can get to the shoes.

[tjanca22]

Lol to this thread!

UO: just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I like playing dress up in my new clothes

Exhibit A


Exhibit B


Exhibit C


My mom has no shame!

[ClassyMrsA]

Apr 20, 2017 16:07:08 GMT -5 waitwhat said:

FFFC I love spitting up on my mom the minute she puts on real/clean clothes.

Yup! Twice today.

[ClassyMrsA]

I like to cry inexplicably immediately after smiling and laughing. Then, when mommy is on the verge of losing her mind because I refuse to be soothed, I'll stop and smile again.

[kleigh]

FFFC

AV: I have a poop throne and is my bouncer chair. Every morning when I first wake up I want to sit there and and take a dump in peace while drinking my bottle.

Also, it's funny when mom asks me "did you do poopy"? I'm proud.


AB: I scream when I wake up in the middle of the night bc I like scaring the crap out of Dad.

[LizInFL]

Apr 20, 2017 15:46:21 GMT -5 vinolove said:

FFFC: I only smile when complimented. #vainAF

C: +1. Also, I prefer men; I can bat my eyelashes and get whatever I want from Daddy and Grandpa. 

[shedreamsincolor]

I love my pacifier better than almost anything. Until the sun goes down. Then you better get that shit away from me. Boobs only!

[goldenlove3]

FFFC: I pretend that I only know how to roll over when it's nakie time so mom let's me be nakie more often.

UO: I don't like when mom sings or talks to me while I'm eating. Can't I just eat in peace woman?!

[dashook]

FFFC: sometimes Mommy entertains me by letting me watch her play Two Dots. I'm definitely a fan of screentime.

[hangry]

FFFC: I actually like sleeping just fine but I put up a stink because mom's weak and her bed is so much more comfortable!

[cheshie6]

Fffc: I only play with toys when I don't think mom is watching.

[dashook]

UO: hands are way more fun to play with than feet! Why are other babies so into their feet? I don't get it.

[goldenlove3]

Apr 21, 2017 7:07:35 GMT -5 dashook said:

UO: hands are way more fun to play with than feet! Why are other babies so into their feet? I don't get it.

FFFC related to this- I just recently discovered my feet but I'm getting really mad that they don't detach. Yesterday I even cried a little.

[aggiebug]

UO: mommy doesn't let me fall asleep holding something in my crib. I do not like it.

Naps are for suckers.

[dashook]

Apr 21, 2017 7:15:46 GMT -5 goldenlove3 said:

Apr 21, 2017 7:07:35 GMT -5 dashook said:

UO: hands are way more fun to play with than feet! Why are other babies so into their feet? I don't get it.

FFFC related to this- I just recently discovered my feet but I'm getting really mad that they don't detach. Yesterday I even cried a little.

Detachable feet would be a game changer.

[jubilantsquirrel]

FFFC, I think it's hilarious to turn into a stage 5 clinger on nights Daddy is playing basketball and Mommy has to handle both bedtimes by herself.

[cookswithwine9]

FFFC - I love to take a giant shit the minute we get some where in public!

[dashook]

UO: Solid food is dumb. I have no interest. Boobies 4 lyfe!!

[kleigh]

AB UO: Peas are the best food so far
AB FFFC: Sometimes I eat both mine and Addy's portions

AV FFSC: I like to pretend I'm caressing mommys face as I drift off to sleep and just when she least expects it I shove my fingers in her nose and mouth or pull her hair.

[ClassyMrsA]

I'll sleep quietly in the pnp until mommy is just drifting off to sleep. Then I cry!

UO: My sister is my favorite person. Mommy and daddy are just ok.

[dashook]

Apr 22, 2017 8:58:59 GMT -5 ClassyMrsA said:

UO: My sister is my favorite person. Mommy and daddy are just ok.

Popular.

[goldenlove3]

Apr 22, 2017 8:58:59 GMT -5 ClassyMrsA said:

I'll sleep quietly in the pnp until mommy is just drifting off to sleep. Then I cry!

UO: My sister is my favorite person. Mommy and daddy are just ok.

Replace sister with dog over here.

[goldenlove3]

UO: I didn't like mom's boobs for food but now I like to motorboat them. #gentleman

[aggiebug]

Fffc I poop at the table every night at dinner and find it hilarious.