Post by sparklegrump on Jan 20, 2015 1:51:52 GMT -5
Do you return shopping carts? I park as close as I can to the cart return. I will leave the cart in the lot if there isn't a cart return and I'm forever away from the entrance. I went to Sprouts the other day and there were no cart returns and it was snowing! Who planned that parking lot?
Do you watch Sherlock, GoT, and/or Doctor Who? GoT and Doctor Who! I HATED Rose Tyler and miss Rory Pond.
How do you feel about cilantro: In moderation. It shouldn't be just thrown on top of enchiladas. Chop that shit up.
How do you feel about beets? The Beets? Killer Tofu?
Do you put olives on your tacos? Olives on fingers only.
How do you feel about soft pants? YES. YES IS HOW I FEEL. Barefoot Dreams needs to make yoga pants to go with their robes.
What do you think of a woman at the grocery store with no make up and a ball cap? Her hat probably looks better than my crazy rat's nest of a bun.
How do you feel about fruits in desserts? As long as it's not cake. GTFO of my cake.
Would you rather give a bj or have buttsex? BJ's. I'd rather give a BJ than have actual sex, but it's because I get oral in return. Oral>all other sexy times.
What is your drink of choice? Moscow Mules. Vodka. Or tequila.
Who/what do you fangirl? Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit! Aiden Turner, I will never let my Orlando Bloom crush die. Chris Evans.
Do you like your brownies with frosting, nuts, plain or special? Naked brownies.
Do you think people with one child should save the car carts for those with two or more kids? If there's multiple of them available, no. Oh sorry honey! Because I you don't have a sibling you can't ride in the car cart! Exclusively for sib sets only and you are a loner!
Are you 1DAF? My Mom is. Does that count?
Favorite tv shows? AHS, TWD, Teen Wolf(SHUT UP! SHIRTLESS TYLER HOECHLIN), all those judgy cooking programs, Bob's Burgers. I watch way too much TV.
Favorite Music? Movie scores, alternative rock, edm(I like to shake it. sorrynotsorry).
How do you feel about pearl necklaces?
What brought you to Parenting? Bitches flock together.
Are you an asshole? Absolutely. I am so so so so nice by nature, but if you can't be nice back, you're dead to me.
I miss Rory too. Rose can die.