You guys, an email just went out to my whole office that someone left two trays full of dog biscuits decorated as people cookies with icing in the break room with a note for people to help themselves. They are threatening to open an investigation and interview everyone who works in the office today if nobody comes forward.
Never have I been more glad that I work at home on Tuesdays.
You guys, an email just went out to my whole office that someone left two trays full of dog biscuits decorated as people cookies with icing in the break room with a note for people to help themselves. They are threatening to open an investigation and interview everyone who works in the office today if nobody comes forward.
Never have I been more glad that I work at home on Tuesdays.
oh my god, weren't people creeped out to eat cookies that looked like people anyhow?
they weren't those sparkly vagina cookies were they?
I don't know why, but this is making me laugh so much. Ha
You guys, an email just went out to my whole office that someone left two trays full of dog biscuits decorated as people cookies with icing in the break room with a note for people to help themselves. They are threatening to open an investigation and interview everyone who works in the office today if nobody comes forward.
Never have I been more glad that I work at home on Tuesdays.
I would hope that it would have been accidental because some of those dog biscuits look good enough for human consumption in the way they are decorated.
But WTAF to someone decorating dog biscuits as cookies and doing this. Though I'm kind of laughing, too.
My mom bought the babies a dog toy that she mistakened for a baby toy when they were a few months old.
I would hope that it would have been accidental because some of those dog biscuits look good enough for human consumption in the way they are decorated.
But WTAF to someone decorating dog biscuits as cookies and doing this. Though I'm kind of laughing, too.
My mom bought the babies a dog toy that she mistakened for a baby toy when they were a few months old.
Haha. I see nothing wrong with this as my kid and dog share toys. He likes hers better and she likes his better. And they both like empty bottles the best.
I feel like knowing that chocolate is bad for dogs is like, dogs 101.
Should be. I've worked for a vet, and people suck.
Yup. Stayed the night after our wedding at a nice inn, while our groomsmen took care of our dog. Got home early the next day to a (hound, so I'm worried about her stomach being twisted) that looks insanely bloated. Asked the best man what was up, he said they fed her all the fudge leftover from the reception. I got to spend the day after my wedding crying, worried for my dog's life and having her stomach pumped at the emergency vet. I am still not pleased with our wedding party, 5 years later. Even if you don't know about chocolate, you'd think common sense would dictate, no human food for the dog.
Post by harvestmoon on Jan 20, 2015 14:49:13 GMT -5
They sent that email way too early in the day. I'm going to call productivity shot for the whole office for probably the rest of the week.
This is worse/better than the time someone left one of those giant boots for a broken/sprained foot on top of the lunchroom table with a note saying "Free" on it.
I would hope that it would have been accidental because some of those dog biscuits look good enough for human consumption in the way they are decorated.
But WTAF to someone decorating dog biscuits as cookies and doing this. Though I'm kind of laughing, too.
My mom bought the babies a dog toy that she mistakened for a baby toy when they were a few months old.
We bought dd a dog toy. It's a rubber ducky dressed up as a pirate. It was cheap and she loves it.
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Last Edit: Jan 20, 2015 15:42:56 GMT -5 by McBenny
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Post by harvestmoon on Jan 20, 2015 15:00:12 GMT -5
I just hope they send a follow up email to let people know if they don't need to investigate. And am really glad I wouldn't be questioned. Because I'm pretty sure I couldn't keep a straight face. I am picturing a milk bone with icing? I'm not sure how someone would tell a homemade dog cookie from a regular old bad homemade cookie.
I just hope they send a follow up email to let people know if they don't need to investigate. And am really glad I wouldn't be questioned. Because I'm pretty sure I couldn't keep a straight face. I am picturing a milk bone with icing? I'm not sure how someone would tell a homemade dog cookie from a regular old bad homemade cookie.
Well right, I'm just wondering if the perp thought they were legit cookies. They'll probably question some lady and she'll be "those aren't dog biscuits, my daughter-in-law gave those to me for my birthday"
Like how would you like to have to explain that? I got fired for giving out dog biscuits.
I wonder if they are that quick to fire you or if you get sent to some sort of rehab program or something first, like if you are on drugs. Or maybe just claim that you were on drugs?
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