Twatwaffle Tuesday!

[rufus426]

Jan 20, 2015 11:22:47 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Jan 20, 2015 11:12:47 GMT -5 akraus2015 said:

Also, my future MIL gets an honorable mention in Twatwaffle Tuesday this week. She is a wonderful person and one of my closest friends, but wedding planning has turned her into a total MIL lately. She complained about our wedding day timeline for an entire day, and now she's mad at me because I "offended" her by using her proper name on the invitations, which she never uses. I was just trying to follow proper etiquette, which I thought she would appreciate. WTF, MIL?! Please go back to being your wonderful self soon so we can stop all this nonsense.

Weddings bring out the worst in people. I stopped talking to half of my family after my wedding because of the shit they pulled that I found out about after the fact.

Hopefully her new personality doesn't last long.  

I wanted to clarify, I liked this because I went through the same thing with DH's family, not because I like that you don't talk to your family.

[SheilaTheTank]

Jan 20, 2015 13:25:13 GMT -5 @emilie818 said:

My twatwaffle for today is my landlord, who I love, but who also just told me that she is thinking of selling our rental. We are in a long lease and don't want to move until we can buy, so now we get to deal with the awesomeness of real estate agents traipsing through our house and the possibility of a not-as-awesome landlord. Can't my bank account just magically multiply so we can buy now?

If you figure out the secret to this please let me know.

[ttcminicofer]

Jan 20, 2015 11:12:47 GMT -5 akraus2015 said:

Also, my future MIL gets an honorable mention in Twatwaffle Tuesday this week. She is a wonderful person and one of my closest friends, but wedding planning has turned her into a total MIL lately. She complained about our wedding day timeline for an entire day, and now she's mad at me because I "offended" her by using her proper name on the invitations, which she never uses. I was just trying to follow proper etiquette, which I thought she would appreciate. WTF, MIL?! Please go back to being your wonderful self soon so we can stop all this nonsense.

This is exactly why I am dreading planning a wedding. My mom and sisters have already put their .02 in on what I need to do, and MIL, who I also adore, has been asking when it will be. SO and I are content eloping and doing something small, but everyone else thinks they have a better idea on what we should do. It's frustrating. I'm sorry you are going through this!

[Belcher_Ears]

Jan 20, 2015 10:36:12 GMT -5 jawswife said:

My dog is being a twatwaffle right now. She has the worst gas and keeps farting around me! She follows me everywhere so I can't get away from her.

Sounds like we own the same dog! Mine will come sit in your lap, fart and then turn her head to look at you. I haven't figured out if she does this because she's proud of her farts or if she's being a twatwaffle for fun...

[teraiin]

Today's twatwaffle is the drunk driver who almost creamed my work. Over the curb, over the retaining wall, mangled the bicycle stand, and got about an inch away from the building. Seriously dude, wtf? You could have killed somebody or yourself.

I needed to spend way too long outside taking pictures for insurance purposes because I'm the tech person.

[ttcminicofer]

Jan 20, 2015 13:49:29 GMT -5 teraiin said:

Today's twatwaffle is the drunk driver who almost creamed my work. Over the curb, over the retaining wall, mangled the bicycle stand, and got about an inch away from the building. Seriously dude, wtf? You could have killed somebody or yourself.

I needed to spend way too long outside taking pictures for insurance purposes because I'm the tech person.

That is awful! I'm so glad no one was hurt! I lost a friend in high school because of a similar situation. I get absolutely pissed off at drunk drivers

[Belcher_Ears]

Jan 20, 2015 12:24:33 GMT -5 GEM128 said:

The fucker who works in MH's office is a twatwaffle. He is always sick, and he comes to work coughing, sneezing and spreading his germs everywhere and now H and I have a cold too. I don't do "sick" - ain't nobody got time for that.

Ugh sorry you are both sick! My previous boss was one of those "won't stay at home when sick" people.  I got sick twice in one year from him. My H got to hear a lot of bitching about that.

[jawswife]

Jan 20, 2015 13:45:07 GMT -5 Belcher_Ears said:

Jan 20, 2015 10:36:12 GMT -5 jawswife said:

My dog is being a twatwaffle right now. She has the worst gas and keeps farting around me! She follows me everywhere so I can't get away from her.

Sounds like we own the same dog! Mine will come sit in your lap, fart and then turn her head to look at you. I haven't figured out if she does this because she's proud of her farts or if she's being a twatwaffle for fun...

That is hilarious!! Mine started this morning after my husband left. She snuggled into his side of the bed and just started farting away! The when I got up she followed me around the house so I couldn't get away from it.

[Belcher_Ears]

Jan 20, 2015 13:49:29 GMT -5 teraiin said:

Today's twatwaffle is the drunk driver who almost creamed my work. Over the curb, over the retaining wall, mangled the bicycle stand, and got about an inch away from the building. Seriously dude, wtf? You could have killed somebody or yourself.

I needed to spend way too long outside taking pictures for insurance purposes because I'm the tech person.

Umm wow... Glad no one was injured! People who drink and drive make me all sorts of ragey. Just complete disregard for their lives or the lives of others. 

[akraus2015]

Jan 20, 2015 13:41:07 GMT -5 ttcminicofer said:

Jan 20, 2015 11:12:47 GMT -5 akraus2015 said:

Also, my future MIL gets an honorable mention in Twatwaffle Tuesday this week. She is a wonderful person and one of my closest friends, but wedding planning has turned her into a total MIL lately. She complained about our wedding day timeline for an entire day, and now she's mad at me because I "offended" her by using her proper name on the invitations, which she never uses. I was just trying to follow proper etiquette, which I thought she would appreciate. WTF, MIL?! Please go back to being your wonderful self soon so we can stop all this nonsense.

This is exactly why I am dreading planning a wedding. My mom and sisters have already put their .02 in on what I need to do, and MIL, who I also adore, has been asking when it will be. SO and I are content eloping and doing something small, but everyone else thinks they have a better idea on what we should do. It's frustrating. I'm sorry you are going through this!

I have decided that there's no way I can make everyone happy, so I'm focusing on making myself and my fiancé happy, and hope that everyone else puts on a smile and has a good time. We shall see...

[SheilaTheTank]

Jan 20, 2015 14:17:05 GMT -5 W said:

JFC. I love my MIL, but we JUST told her about our IF three weeks ago. She just text me a picture of a brand spankin' new baby freshly out of a uterus. Happy CD 4!




ETA: DH text me 30 seconds later and said "don't read my moms text, just delete it"

Ugh! That sucks. *hugs*

[ttcminicofer]

Jan 20, 2015 14:17:05 GMT -5 W said:

JFC. I love my MIL, but we JUST told her about our IF three weeks ago. She just text me a picture of a brand spankin' new baby freshly out of a uterus. Happy CD 4!




ETA: DH text me 30 seconds later and said "don't read my moms text, just delete it".

Apparently he told her she shouldn't have sent it. It took a long time for DH to realize how hurtful that stuff was. It's so nice that he is so aware now.

Im sorry. What an asshole thing to do, but I'm glad your DH tried to protect you from that. That is very sweet

[mrss44]

Teething. My (normally) sweet and happy 4 month old daycare babe is having some serious issues today. I can't make her happy, she is just chewing and crying & chewing and crying I think I'm going to cry too.

[risscaboobs]

My cramps are being a twatwaffle today. Ouch!!!! I totes brought my heating pad to work. I give no fucks.

[acorn99]

Update to my previous twatwaffle about my tooth: I have to go see a root canal specialist to see if they think they can do another root canal, otherwise I am looking at having the tooth extracted and an implant put it. Not excited about either of these options.

[thewickedfairy]

My fucking uterus is a twatwaffle! I feel like it's on fire. Thank you, CD1 for sucking so badly right now. Fuck right off now!

[sewfie2]

I've got a sick twatwaffle too! I just gave a training seminar and he was picking his nose! Which is fine, but I give a quiz (to document the training), so I had to collect his with the rest. Oh, and he had to cough on it right before giving it to me! Dafuq?

[graysweater]

Jan 20, 2015 13:41:07 GMT -5 ttcminicofer said:

Jan 20, 2015 11:12:47 GMT -5 akraus2015 said:

Also, my future MIL gets an honorable mention in Twatwaffle Tuesday this week. She is a wonderful person and one of my closest friends, but wedding planning has turned her into a total MIL lately. She complained about our wedding day timeline for an entire day, and now she's mad at me because I "offended" her by using her proper name on the invitations, which she never uses. I was just trying to follow proper etiquette, which I thought she would appreciate. WTF, MIL?! Please go back to being your wonderful self soon so we can stop all this nonsense.

This is exactly why I am dreading planning a wedding. My mom and sisters have already put their .02 in on what I need to do, and MIL, who I also adore, has been asking when it will be. SO and I are content eloping and doing something small, but everyone else thinks they have a better idea on what we should do. It's frustrating. I'm sorry you are going through this!

That's what we are doing, sorta. We are going to the JP and then having a small party. It just seems easier.

[graysweater]

Jan 20, 2015 14:17:05 GMT -5 W said:

JFC. I love my MIL, but we JUST told her about our IF three weeks ago. She just text me a picture of a brand spankin' new baby freshly out of a uterus. Happy CD 4!




ETA: DH text me 30 seconds later and said "don't read my moms text, just delete it".

Apparently he told her she shouldn't have sent it. It took a long time for DH to realize how hurtful that stuff was. It's so nice that he is so aware now.

that sucks! Shame on her. At least you have your H backing you up. Hugs to you!

[ttcminicofer]

Jan 20, 2015 14:49:54 GMT -5 graysweater said:

Jan 20, 2015 13:41:07 GMT -5 ttcminicofer said:

This is exactly why I am dreading planning a wedding. My mom and sisters have already put their .02 in on what I need to do, and MIL, who I also adore, has been asking when it will be. SO and I are content eloping and doing something small, but everyone else thinks they have a better idea on what we should do. It's frustrating. I'm sorry you are going through this!

That's what we are doing, sorta. We are going to the JP and then having a small party. It just seems easier.

That's exactly what we want to do

[Belcher_Ears]

Jan 20, 2015 14:02:24 GMT -5 jawswife said:

Jan 20, 2015 13:45:07 GMT -5 Belcher_Ears said:

Sounds like we own the same dog! Mine will come sit in your lap, fart and then turn her head to look at you. I haven't figured out if she does this because she's proud of her farts or if she's being a twatwaffle for fun...

That is hilarious!! Mine started this morning after my husband left. She snuggled into his side of the bed and just started farting away! The when I got up she followed me around the house so I couldn't get away from it.

Lol Obviously those are her love farts! 

[jawswife]

Jan 20, 2015 14:54:21 GMT -5 Belcher_Ears said:

Jan 20, 2015 14:02:24 GMT -5 jawswife said:

That is hilarious!! Mine started this morning after my husband left. She snuggled into his side of the bed and just started farting away! The when I got up she followed me around the house so I couldn't get away from it.

Lol Obviously those are her love farts! 

Hahahaha, obvs. She does look at me like "what mom, you don't enjoy my farts?"

[jawswife]

Jan 20, 2015 14:17:05 GMT -5 W said:

JFC. I love my MIL, but we JUST told her about our IF three weeks ago. She just text me a picture of a brand spankin' new baby freshly out of a uterus. Happy CD 4!




ETA: DH text me 30 seconds later and said "don't read my moms text, just delete it".

Apparently he told her she shouldn't have sent it. It took a long time for DH to realize how hurtful that stuff was. It's so nice that he is so aware now.

Sorry that happened

[Belcher_Ears]

Jan 20, 2015 14:17:05 GMT -5 W said:

JFC. I love my MIL, but we JUST told her about our IF three weeks ago. She just text me a picture of a brand spankin' new baby freshly out of a uterus. Happy CD 4!




ETA: DH text me 30 seconds later and said "don't read my moms text, just delete it".

Apparently he told her she shouldn't have sent it. It took a long time for DH to realize how hurtful that stuff was. It's so nice that he is so aware now.

I'm sorry you had to deal with that. That was very inconsiderate of her. I'm glad your husband had your back, though.

[spartanchick88]

The guy smoking at the park and blowing smoke in his baby's face. Mega Twatwaffle. He's also polluting the fresh air for those of us wishing to enjoy it

[thycapa]

The boss who always waits until right before I am getting ready to leave for my train to ask me to do something, hence causing me to almost always miss my train. It's makes it hard to plan after work. You had all day and you're leaving, you're not even going to look at it!

[kaliRN]

Holy cramps batman! I'm almost 2 weeks post D&C, had some cramps after for a couple days but have had absolutely no bleeding. Today I started spotting and then out of nowhere the cramps hit me full force. Is it wrong to pray for AF to come this soon since we are benched? I feel like 2 weeks is way too early but I'll take her if she's here! But man I just took a norco bc my ute feels like it's trying to scratch its way out. Ouch!

[risscaboobs]

Jan 20, 2015 15:32:51 GMT -5 spartanchick88 said:

The guy smoking at the park and blowing smoke in his baby's face. Mega Twatwaffle. He's also polluting the fresh air for those of us wishing to enjoy it

WTF?!

[bradysalon]

PamBeeslyHalpert thanks! Survived the day! Going to bed now at 7:30!

[butlerfan]

My work is. Special project that a co worker is doing means I get to do her stuff along with mine in the same 40 hrs. Im getting good at that over the last 2 weeks but another item got added that I haven't done since July and it is kind of time consuming and there are changes to the procedure so figuring that out is fun.