Oh, that is fantastic. This, this is wine. Look at what these idiots are drinking. Look at these dicks! I mean obviously, it's not really delicious, like hot chocolate or Coke, but for wine...brilliant.
Post by Somers Isles on Jan 20, 2015 22:01:59 GMT -5
Negative. Small boobs for life. When I'm done having kids I'm not going to not entertain the thought of a boob job. In the mean time, Victoria Secret Bombshell bras... Adds 2 cup sizes!
Negative. Small boobs for life. When I'm done having kids I'm not going to not entertain the thought of a boob job. In the mean time, Victoria Secret Bombshell bras... Adds 2 cup sizes!
I am really surprised, but yes, I can do this with a lot of effort. I mean, I couldn't suck them (or I'd never leave the house, ba dum tssh!), but I can get my tongue onto the top of them. Apparently they are...bendier than I thought.
I am really surprised, but yes, I can do this with a lot of effort. I mean, I couldn't suck them (or I'd never leave the house, ba dum tssh!), but I can get my tongue onto the top of them. Apparently they are...bendier than I thought.
My boobs are bendy, not my nipples. I don't have long, bendy nipples.
There is a picture somewhere of me drunk on my 28th birthday, laying on the ground in a beer garden, licking my nipple. That was the first time in my life I was drunk (stomach can't handle alcohol) and I vaguely remember it happening after my fourth Three Wisemen shot. I'm proud that I had the dexterity while that shitfaced.
Ugh, trying to be more productive at work. Plus my family keeps selfishly insisting that I hang out with them. WHY WON't ANYONE JUST LET ME DO THE ACTIVITY FORMERLY KNOWN AS BUMPING???!?!?!
Ugh, trying to be more productive at work. Plus my family keeps selfishly insisting that I hang out with them. WHY WON't ANYONE JUST LET ME DO THE ACTIVITY FORMERLY KNOWN AS BUMPING???!?!?!
I call it probing!
I call it Parenting. That way people think im being productive.
"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
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