WTF Wednesday !!!

[whatsit]

Jan 21, 2015 12:34:30 GMT -5 risscaboobs said:

WTF Me! I legit thought it was Thursday and created a UO thread HAHA. Now I can't figure out how to edit it. Is that not an option?

I wish it were Thursday.

[wowcheezits]

My sister got engaged after 8 months of dating. They started living together since day 1. They were planning their wedding for next year. She already bought a dress as did her maid of honor. I just got done going to a wedding expo over the weekend with her and her fiance. They were moving kinda fast but I supported her and her decisions, even when they both got huge tatoos around their wrist with each others' initials. She's family so I'm going to back her up no matter what. I never had a good feeling about him, or them being together for very long, but it made her happy so I'm happy for her. Yesterday, they had a spat and her fiance threw a tantrum of sorts and went over to his mom's house for the evening. This morning, he texted my sister asking her to pack up his and his kid's things. His mom never liked my sister so I'm sure she's more than happy of what happened and I don't doubt she might have helped inspire him to end it. So really shitty for my sister and I'm really sad for her and mad at her "ex-fiance."

[teraiin]

WTF people. Two new printers. They 'installed' them Friday. Now NO ONE can print to ANY of our 10-21 printers. So by trying to 'fix' things, things have gotten exponentially worse. Also, tomorrow is pay day and they couldn't do payroll because they can't print.

[iamgroot]

WTF self? You are a 29 year old adult, with a mortgage and shit. You should not be afraid of car washes, and going through one by yourself should not make you shakey, naseous, and borderline in tears.

[britterrss]

WTF friend. She's panicking because she's not pregnant after 3 cycles of trying. I have explained to her the chances of getting pregnant each cycle multiple times. She says "well that just sounds really complicated." It's not complicated! It is what it is! Just effing keep having sex!

She uses an app that has a green week and won't listen to me that her body isn't going to magically sync with an app. She doesn't want to temp, and that's totally fine/her call. But don't complain and think something is wrong when you don't even know when you're ovulating!

/end rant


ETA: ANDPLUSALSO, she expects me to listen to her and hold her hand, but when I try to talk about my complete lack of any type of cycle whatsoever, she just keeps talking about herself. Typing this out made me realize how agitated I am.

[mainewifey]

Jan 21, 2015 13:31:53 GMT -5 wowcheezits said:

My sister got engaged after 8 months of dating. They started living together since day 1. They were planning their wedding for next year. She already bought a dress as did her maid of honor. I just got done going to a wedding expo over the weekend with her and her fiance. They were moving kinda fast but I supported her and her decisions, even when they both got huge tatoos around their wrist with each others' initials. She's family so I'm going to back her up no matter what. I never had a good feeling about him, or them being together for very long, but it made her happy so I'm happy for her. Yesterday, they had a spat and her fiance threw a tantrum of sorts and went over to his mom's house for the evening. This morning, he texted my sister asking her to pack up his and his kid's things. His mom never liked my sister so I'm sure she's more than happy of what happened and I don't doubt she might have helped inspire him to end it. So really shitty for my sister and I'm really sad for her and mad at her "ex-fiance."

Ugh, that really sucks. It sucks for your sister, it sucks there's kids involved. 

[setsuna17]

That is one of the funniest doctor stories I've ever read.

WTF head. I need to grade. And WTF union meeting. I don't want to go to you...

[hobbesgal]

WTF. I just got an email asking if I would go sky diving as part of a reading program. Do you think they'll see if I shit my pants at howevermanyfeet up in the air?

[SheilaTheTank]

Jan 21, 2015 14:41:07 GMT -5 hobbesgal said:

WTF. I just got an email asking if I would go sky diving as part of a reading program. Do you think they'll see if I shit my pants at howevermanyfeet up in the air?

What does skydiving and reading have to do with each other? I'm lost on this one. 

[lilsneezy]

WTF, period? It's CD6. Back off!

Also, WTF parents who get mad at me for not letting your underage kid get tattooed. Do you think the "Must be 18" signs don't apply to your speshul snowflake kid? Tattoos are forever. Waiting a few months is not going to kill you.

[getzystark]

Jan 21, 2015 11:27:48 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

WTF DH. Maybe just follow through on one cleaning task. Ever.

This is exactly why I hired a housekeeper. It was for the good of our marriage. DH also can't really follow through on any home improvement task either. I'm definitely capable of figuring most things about, but when I mention I'm going to do something home improvement related he goes, "no, no I'll do it, I promise." Newp, nothing is done.

[getzystark]

Jan 21, 2015 14:29:16 GMT -5 britterrss said:

WTF friend. She's panicking because she's not pregnant after 3 cycles of trying. I have explained to her the chances of getting pregnant each cycle multiple times. She says "well that just sounds really complicated." It's not complicated! It is what it is! Just effing keep having sex!

She uses an app that has a green week and won't listen to me that her body isn't going to magically sync with an app. She doesn't want to temp, and that's totally fine/her call. But don't complain and think something is wrong when you don't even know when you're ovulating!

/end rant


ETA: ANDPLUSALSO, she expects me to listen to her and hold her hand, but when I try to talk about my complete lack of any type of cycle whatsoever, she just keeps talking about herself. Typing this out made me realize how agitated I am.

Grrr this irritates me too. I did find however, when I thanked my friend for things that she did or said that were actually helpful, such as "I am so sorry you are going through this, I wish everyone in my life could be pregnant when they wanted to be" she started saying those things more. Instead of the usual, "you just need to relax, you're stressing yourself out" that I used to just ignore. I've said to her several times, "thanks for not telling me to relax", when she makes any other comment and it seems to help out a lot. Several people in her life are TTC and having trouble (two are past the year mark).

[hobbesgal]

Jan 21, 2015 14:47:58 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Jan 21, 2015 14:41:07 GMT -5 hobbesgal said:

WTF. I just got an email asking if I would go sky diving as part of a reading program. Do you think they'll see if I shit my pants at howevermanyfeet up in the air?

What does skydiving and reading have to do with each other? I'm lost on this one. 

It would be like a reading incentive to the children in my summer reading program.  "If you read 5 books/20 billion minutes, Ms. Hobbes will parachute out of a plane and land next to the library with shitty pants."

On the plus side, someone would be paying me to jump out of a plane.  On the down side, I'd have to jump out of a plane.

[SheilaTheTank]

Jan 21, 2015 15:11:44 GMT -5 hobbesgal said:

Jan 21, 2015 14:47:58 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

What does skydiving and reading have to do with each other? I'm lost on this one. 

It would be like a reading incentive to the children in my summer reading program.  "If you read 5 books/20 billion minutes, Ms. Hobbes will parachute out of a plane and land next to the library with shitty pants."

On the plus side, someone would be paying me to jump out of a plane.  On the down side, I'd have to jump out of a plane.

That's a really fucked up incentive. Whatever happened to candy and pizza parties?

[junebug627]

WTF car?!

SO took my car in after the check engine light came on and was FLASHING at me (has anyone ever seen a check engine light do that?!) and I could feel the car shaking.

$600 later....wtf?! And SO works at the dealership he brought it to...they only charged us $75 an hour labor instead of $110 an hour sooooo it would have been even more with out that.

[notthedroids]

WTF coworkers? Why do you suck so much at Word? Don't come to me saying your lists won't restart at A when you're now at LLL. And stop losing page numbers by apparently falling asleep on the space bar!

[junebug627]

WTF driver? Your hub readings make no damn sense...I went back 3 months and they all made sense up until last week, why the sudden change? You're making my job difficult.

[mainewifey]

Jan 21, 2015 15:23:55 GMT -5 junebug627 said:

WTF car?!

SO took my car in after the check engine light came on and was FLASHING at me (has anyone ever seen a check engine light do that?!) and I could feel the car shaking.

$600 later....wtf?! And SO works at the dealership he brought it to...they only charged us $75 an hour labor instead of $110 an hour sooooo it would have been even more with out that.

I've always heard flashing is a really bad, major problem. Staying lit, not so bad, and you can keep on driving.

My tire pressure monitor light is always on because one of them is bad. I'm going to stick a piece of tape over that effing light because I'm pissed they wouldn't replace it when the other three went a few months ago. Not like the 4th wasn't going to die sooner rather than later...

[kellybenelly83]

whoa wowcheezits that is fucked up. I'm glad that its over, it sounds toxic, but he sounds like a drama queen, keep your ear to the floor for "well he's changed...."
hobbesgal you could not pay me enough to jump. No way no how.

[spartanchick88]

WTF? Good food choices, fool! I did great for breakfast and lunch but when I went to get some tilapia for dinner I bought a cupcake. Got one for DD ... Didn't have to get one for me. Did. Ate it. It was delicious. Why I do these things??

[spartanchick88]

Jan 21, 2015 14:49:35 GMT -5 lilsneezy said:

WTF, period? It's CD6. Back off!

Also, WTF parents who get mad at me for not letting your underage kid get tattooed. Do you think the "Must be 18" signs don't apply to your speshul snowflake kid? Tattoos are forever. Waiting a few months is not going to kill you.

No exception with adult's permission? I'm not saying I would ok it but I've always seen the parents' permission thing bypassing the under 18 thing

[teraiin]

Jan 21, 2015 15:11:44 GMT -5 hobbesgal said:

Jan 21, 2015 14:47:58 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

What does skydiving and reading have to do with each other? I'm lost on this one. 

It would be like a reading incentive to the children in my summer reading program.  "If you read 5 books/20 billion minutes, Ms. Hobbes will parachute out of a plane and land next to the library with shitty pants."

On the plus side, someone would be paying me to jump out of a plane.  On the down side, I'd have to jump out of a plane.

Is your theme for your summer reading program the same as ours? (I'm the tech person not the Children's librarian/coordinator so my knowledge of summer reading programs is very small) The theme here is heroes?

[hobbesgal]

Jan 21, 2015 15:51:35 GMT -5 teraiin said:

Jan 21, 2015 15:11:44 GMT -5 hobbesgal said:

It would be like a reading incentive to the children in my summer reading program.  "If you read 5 books/20 billion minutes, Ms. Hobbes will parachute out of a plane and land next to the library with shitty pants."

On the plus side, someone would be paying me to jump out of a plane.  On the down side, I'd have to jump out of a plane.

Is your theme for your summer reading program the same as ours? (I'm the tech person not the Children's librarian/coordinator so my knowledge of summer reading programs is very small) The theme here is heroes?

YES.  If I jump out of a plane, I want a cape, damnit.  A CAPE.  Maybe a mask, too.  Then when I land I reveal my secret identity. 

[pismoduo]

Jan 21, 2015 15:53:12 GMT -5 hobbesgal said:

Jan 21, 2015 15:51:35 GMT -5 teraiin said:

Is your theme for your summer reading program the same as ours? (I'm the tech person not the Children's librarian/coordinator so my knowledge of summer reading programs is very small) The theme here is heroes?

YES.  If I jump out of a plane, I want a cape, damnit.  A CAPE.  Maybe a mask, too.  Then when I land I reveal my secret identity. 

[mlgnumbers]

WTF, Patriots?? You had home field advantage, were HIGHLY favored to beat us, and you didn't need any help. You would have beat us without any unfair advantages. There's no doubt. Why, why, why would you cheat and tarnish your reputation even further? WHY? You made me sad. Stop f-ing with the game I love.

[junebug627]

Jan 21, 2015 15:37:34 GMT -5 mainewifey said:

Jan 21, 2015 15:23:55 GMT -5 junebug627 said:

WTF car?!

SO took my car in after the check engine light came on and was FLASHING at me (has anyone ever seen a check engine light do that?!) and I could feel the car shaking.

$600 later....wtf?! And SO works at the dealership he brought it to...they only charged us $75 an hour labor instead of $110 an hour sooooo it would have been even more with out that.

I've always heard flashing is a really bad, major problem. Staying lit, not so bad, and you can keep on driving.

My tire pressure monitor light is always on because one of them is bad. I'm going to stick a piece of tape over that effing light because I'm pissed they wouldn't replace it when the other three went a few months ago. Not like the 4th wasn't going to die sooner rather than later...


---quote fail---
where the hell did my post go?!

[hobbesgal]

Jan 21, 2015 15:55:37 GMT -5 pismoduo said:

Jan 21, 2015 15:53:12 GMT -5 hobbesgal said:

YES.  If I jump out of a plane, I want a cape, damnit.  A CAPE.  Maybe a mask, too.  Then when I land I reveal my secret identity. 

A cape or I don't jump.  And I want ice cream when I land.  Maybe a bouquet of roses.  I will milk this for all I can.

[junebug627]

Jan 21, 2015 15:37:34 GMT -5 mainewifey said:

Jan 21, 2015 15:23:55 GMT -5 junebug627 said:

WTF car?!

SO took my car in after the check engine light came on and was FLASHING at me (has anyone ever seen a check engine light do that?!) and I could feel the car shaking.

$600 later....wtf?! And SO works at the dealership he brought it to...they only charged us $75 an hour labor instead of $110 an hour sooooo it would have been even more with out that.

I've always heard flashing is a really bad, major problem. Staying lit, not so bad, and you can keep on driving.

My tire pressure monitor light is always on because one of them is bad. I'm going to stick a piece of tape over that effing light because I'm pissed they wouldn't replace it when the other three went a few months ago. Not like the 4th wasn't going to die sooner rather than later...

Seriously....I'm such a n00b....Idk what happen to my last post soooo let's try again....

The flashing check engine light made me nervous so I took him home, parked it and asked DD's dad to pick her up from daycare. SO took it to the dealership the next day.

Turns out the spark plugs all need replaced, there's a mis-fire in cylinder 7, the throttle positioning censor is bad and the gas cap is leaking air and getting too much air in.

Also, my headlight is out and since changing the light bulb, the fuse and the headlight as a whole didn't help I asked them to figure that shit out while they had it.

Andplusalso, they said my battery has almost had it....I told them not to touch it lol if it's still working I'm still using it.

[ldubhawksfan]

Jan 21, 2015 15:16:33 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Jan 21, 2015 15:11:44 GMT -5 hobbesgal said:

It would be like a reading incentive to the children in my summer reading program.  "If you read 5 books/20 billion minutes, Ms. Hobbes will parachute out of a plane and land next to the library with shitty pants."

On the plus side, someone would be paying me to jump out of a plane.  On the down side, I'd have to jump out of a plane.

That's a really fucked up incentive. Whatever happened to candy and pizza parties?

Seriously! Remember the Pizza Hut personal pan pizza incentives!!!

[getzystark]

Jan 21, 2015 16:15:44 GMT -5 mlgnumbers said:

WTF, Patriots?? You had home field advantage, were HIGHLY favored to beat us, and you didn't need any help. You would have beat us without any unfair advantages. There's no doubt. Why, why, why would you cheat and tarnish your reputation even further? WHY? You made me sad. Stop f-ing with the game I love.

This isn't confirmed right? I know they found 11 of the 12 balls to be under inflated, but there's just speculation that it was done by the Pats.

Not a Pat fan, or a Colts fan.