Forgot my phone at home on accident. It feels weird, but I kinda like it, since H is being a dick today. I'm still popping meds for this sinus cold and I've lost count on how many sneezes I've had. I feel weird being a noob on here, how many posts until that changes?
I had a lot of shit I needed to do today on my day off, but I've decided that all I'm going to do is cuddle my kid and post until I reach member status.
My sister keeps posting pictures of her kids on FB and tagging all our family members in them. I immediately remove my tag every single time. Why can't she take a hint?! My friends don't need to see her unattractive children. Yes I know how mean that is as I am their aunt, but seriously they are not cute. Think Lord Voldemort as a baby.
There are suddenly HUNDREDS of crows in the trees along the sidewalk when I walk into work from my parking lot in the morning. And so much crow shit everywhere. One of these days the crow shit will probably end up on me and I will be so sad.
There are suddenly HUNDREDS of crows in the trees along the sidewalk when I walk into work from my parking lot in the morning. And so much crow shit everywhere. One of these days the crow shit will probably end up on me and I will be so sad.
I am terribly afraid of birds. Did you know that a group of crows is called murder. BECAUSE THEY ARE EVIL.
There are suddenly HUNDREDS of crows in the trees along the sidewalk when I walk into work from my parking lot in the morning. And so much crow shit everywhere. One of these days the crow shit will probably end up on me and I will be so sad.
There was a tree outside my old apartment where all the crows lived. ALL the crows. It was so fucking disgusting.
There are suddenly HUNDREDS of crows in the trees along the sidewalk when I walk into work from my parking lot in the morning. And so much crow shit everywhere. One of these days the crow shit will probably end up on me and I will be so sad.
There are suddenly HUNDREDS of crows in the trees along the sidewalk when I walk into work from my parking lot in the morning. And so much crow shit everywhere. One of these days the crow shit will probably end up on me and I will be so sad.
They say if a bird poops on you, it's good luck.
I say if a bird shits on you, then you are covered in bird shit. "They" obviously don't know shit.
Post by jlynn62511 on Jan 21, 2015 11:20:00 GMT -5
I feel like garbage. I think I may have mastitis again! I want to take tomorrow off but I've missed so many days already because of maternity leave. Ugh....what to do?
I feel like we should congratulate anyone when they have sex.
It was a lot easier when we only had one kid. Now we have to wait for LO to nap and then I put DS1 in front of he iPad with the tv on and tell him H and I have to go talk about something, then jam a baby gate in front of our bedroom door. This is why it rarely happens.
acarpediem I feel you. I have soo many scratch marks on my chest it's ridiculous. She recently just started squeezing and she'll get my nipple sometimes. Not pleasant.
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