FFFC ... we can do better than yesterday, right?

[KayVeeKay]

erawka I only remember one of them. And it's only her first name, so when one of them left me a note from Ms. Lastname, I had no idea who it was.

[darwinfish]

May 1, 2015 14:50:07 GMT -5 spurp13 said:

May 1, 2015 12:43:38 GMT -5 darwinfish said:

I hate changing S' diaper when you can actually see the stuff move around in the sack.  It's so gross. 

WHAT

Yes.  the balls move.  

[darwinfish]

May 1, 2015 13:20:40 GMT -5 nicb13 said:

May 1, 2015 12:44:36 GMT -5 darwinfish said:

Me neither... And neither has DH.

Whoa! Never?

Yep..  His friends were just never into them, and now that we are married we decided together that there's really not a place for them in our marriage  We could revisit that if he asked,  but he's pretty vocal about not being interested

[pnwlover12]

Lets see, my lame FFFCs...

I'm stoked to paint our garage this weekend because of the calories it will burn.

Annnnd I'm trying really hard to work out everyday because nicb13 and I are meeting up in May and I don't want to look like Honey Boo-Boo's mom.

Oh. It's may now. We're meeting up this month!

[mrsbabe614]

May 1, 2015 15:13:53 GMT -5 nicb13 said:

May 1, 2015 15:08:33 GMT -5 pnwlover12 said:

How does this happen?? I've had a little poop go up the back of the diaper before but how does it get all over the car seat? It seems to happen a lot to people

Must be a breastfed baby problem. I've never had poop come out of DD's diaper and it only happened one time to DS when he was a baby. ONE time.

I dont know I swear I could duct tape that bitch and she would find a crevice to shit out of

[mrsbabe614]

May 1, 2015 15:24:09 GMT -5 pnwlover12 said:

Lets see, my lame FFFCs...

I'm stoked to paint our garage this weekend because of the calories it will burn.

Annnnd I'm trying really hard to work out everyday because nicb13 and I are meeting up in May and I don't want to look like Honey Boo-Boo's mom.

Oh. It's may now. We're meeting up this month!

so jealous!

[jellykat2]

May 1, 2015 13:50:22 GMT -5 mrsbabe614 said:

May 1, 2015 13:48:24 GMT -5 jellykat2 said:

I look at where he is on my phone. I don't check his stuff. I know it's still not right, since he doesn't know. But no, I'm not going through his things.

That's what I mean by check his stuff. You see where he's at to see if it matches up with what he told you. That's what you said in the beginning. I stick with what I said that it's not good and it doesn't seem trustworthy. I agree with what darwinfish said about punishing someone for other people's mistakes. 

Fair enough. And I don't disagree that's it's not okay. I really don't expect that he'll be anywhere he didn't tell me about, it's more curiosity and it's definitely my insecurities, and not that I don't trust him. Maybe that's the same thing. Either way, I made it my FFFC because it makes me feel bad that I do it. So - I should really either figure out how to undo it on my phone, or tell him that it's on my phone.

[spurp13]

Jesus. My husband, who has never said a cuss word, never been drunk, never tried cigarettes or drugs...has been to strip clubs multiple times. Granted, he's always the DD, but still.

[spurp13]

May 1, 2015 15:20:48 GMT -5 darwinfish said:

May 1, 2015 14:50:07 GMT -5 spurp13 said:

WHAT

Yes.  the balls move.  

Well. I wanted a boy baby. ONCE.

[jellykat2]

Re strip clubs: male strip clubs/strippers are gross. In college my roommates hired two strippers to come to our house for my roommates 21st birthday. It was the most awkward few hours of my life. For the 'finale' they took an empty pie tin, filled it with lighter fluid and lit it on fire. They preceded to hump the air around the fire. So fucking weird.

I haven't been to a strip club since high school. One of the girls that graduated the year ahead of me was stripping. It was something I couldn't un-see, and it was not okay. I agree women's bodies are way more attractive than men's. But I'm not a fan of strip clubs. I get that's it's a woman's right to do whatever she wants with her body, but I still find it skeevy to go spend your money looking at naked women. DH has been to strip clubs around the world - and seen some fucked up shit while in the navy. I'm happy he doesn't have any interest in them now (I don't think he ever really did, but that's kind of just what you do when you dock in a foreign country when you're in the navy).

[geetargirl05]

May 1, 2015 12:39:33 GMT -5 Jennifer18131 said:

May 1, 2015 12:36:24 GMT -5 geetargirl05 said:

Yep. They sure do. It is interesting to say the least!

Not real boners. Stuffed with socks or other apparati.

These were real. It was quite apparent.

[mrsbabe614]

May 1, 2015 15:28:12 GMT -5 jellykat2 said:

May 1, 2015 13:50:22 GMT -5 mrsbabe614 said:

That's what I mean by check his stuff. You see where he's at to see if it matches up with what he told you. That's what you said in the beginning. I stick with what I said that it's not good and it doesn't seem trustworthy. I agree with what darwinfish said about punishing someone for other people's mistakes. 

Fair enough. And I don't disagree that's it's not okay. I really don't expect that he'll be anywhere he didn't tell me about, it's more curiosity and it's definitely my insecurities, and not that I don't trust him. Maybe that's the same thing. Either way, I made it my FFFC because it makes me feel bad that I do it. So - I should really either figure out how to undo it on my phone, or tell him that it's on my phone.

I would just nonchalantly mention it. Like hey did you see you could do this?? And be like I pulled it up *insert last time you checked it* and saw that.

[nicb13]

May 1, 2015 15:34:11 GMT -5 spurp13 said:

May 1, 2015 15:20:48 GMT -5 darwinfish said:

Yes.  the balls move.  

Well. I wanted a boy baby. ONCE.

And they have morning wood. And they touch their morning wood. Repeatedly.

[darwinfish]

May 1, 2015 15:34:11 GMT -5 spurp13 said:

May 1, 2015 15:20:48 GMT -5 darwinfish said:

Yes.  the balls move.  

Well. I wanted a boy baby. ONCE.

And he's already obsessed with grabbing it.

[darwinfish]

May 1, 2015 15:46:36 GMT -5 nicb13 said:

May 1, 2015 15:34:11 GMT -5 spurp13 said:

Well. I wanted a boy baby. ONCE.

And they have morning wood. And they touch their morning wood. Repeatedly.

oh god the morning wood.  For some reason Chris didn't believe me when I told him.  And then he saw it.

[nicb13]

May 1, 2015 15:24:09 GMT -5 pnwlover12 said:

Lets see, my lame FFFCs...

I'm stoked to paint our garage this weekend because of the calories it will burn.

Annnnd I'm trying really hard to work out everyday because nicb13 and I are meeting up in May and I don't want to look like Honey Boo-Boo's mom.

Oh. It's may now. We're meeting up this month!

I legit laughed out loud! In that dream I had where I drove by your house and you were unloading groceries...you were wearing a moo-moo and did resemble Honey Boo-Boo;s mom! You keep talking shit about yourself so I dreamed up some awful woman that I want to be my IRL BFF!

[KayVeeKay]

May 1, 2015 15:20:48 GMT -5 darwinfish said:

May 1, 2015 14:50:07 GMT -5 spurp13 said:

WHAT

Yes.  the balls move.  

Um, wow. That's kind of gross.

[pnwlover12]

May 1, 2015 15:48:05 GMT -5 nicb13 said:

May 1, 2015 15:24:09 GMT -5 pnwlover12 said:

Lets see, my lame FFFCs...

I'm stoked to paint our garage this weekend because of the calories it will burn.

Annnnd I'm trying really hard to work out everyday because nicb13 and I are meeting up in May and I don't want to look like Honey Boo-Boo's mom.

Oh. It's may now. We're meeting up this month!

I legit laughed out loud! In that dream I had where I drove by your house and you were unloading groceries...you were wearing a moo-moo and did resemble Honey Boo-Boo;s mom! You keep talking shit about yourself so I dreamed up some awful woman that I want to be my IRL BFF!

!!!!!

Well I officially want to die, lol

[erawka]

May 1, 2015 15:13:53 GMT -5 nicb13 said:

May 1, 2015 15:08:33 GMT -5 pnwlover12 said:

How does this happen?? I've had a little poop go up the back of the diaper before but how does it get all over the car seat? It seems to happen a lot to people

Must be a breastfed baby problem. I've never had poop come out of DD's diaper and it only happened one time to DS when he was a baby. ONE time.

We also use eco-friendly diapers, so I think that's part of it. I don't think they absorb quite so much.

She was also just on antibiotics, so there's that.

It was all over. It was up to her armpits. Right into the tub.

[erawka]

May 1, 2015 15:19:20 GMT -5 darwinfish said:

May 1, 2015 13:46:56 GMT -5 erawka said:

I had a good one but I forgot. Today I let DD keep sleeping in the car seat after we got home from shopping. The biggest bummer is she pooped all over it and now I have to wash it. Lame.

Not flame worthy, dude!! I feel like you always have confessions related to baby rearing that are things many of us do often.

bummer about the poop though.

I acknowledged it was a lame one. It was more inspired by our recent care seat convo where people were mentioning that one is not supposed to let a baby sleep in a car seat. I do it a lot actually because she sucks at napping anywhere except the car seat.

[darwinfish]

May 1, 2015 15:54:46 GMT -5 erawka said:

May 1, 2015 15:13:53 GMT -5 nicb13 said:

Must be a breastfed baby problem. I've never had poop come out of DD's diaper and it only happened one time to DS when he was a baby. ONE time.

We also use eco-friendly diapers, so I think that's part of it. I don't think they absorb quite so much.

She was also just on antibiotics, so there's that.

It was all over. It was up to her armpits. Right into the tub.

Oh gosh Poor V!  And poor E!  All the wine for you tonight.  Or chocolate.  Or cheese.

[nicb13]

May 1, 2015 15:54:46 GMT -5 erawka said:

May 1, 2015 15:13:53 GMT -5 nicb13 said:

Must be a breastfed baby problem. I've never had poop come out of DD's diaper and it only happened one time to DS when he was a baby. ONE time.

We also use eco-friendly diapers, so I think that's part of it. I don't think they absorb quite so much.

She was also just on antibiotics, so there's that.

It was all over. It was up to her armpits. Right into the tub.

[nicb13]

May 1, 2015 15:53:18 GMT -5 pnwlover12 said:

May 1, 2015 15:48:05 GMT -5 nicb13 said:

I legit laughed out loud! In that dream I had where I drove by your house and you were unloading groceries...you were wearing a moo-moo and did resemble Honey Boo-Boo;s mom! You keep talking shit about yourself so I dreamed up some awful woman that I want to be my IRL BFF!

!!!!!

Well I officially want to die, lol

[swise22]

May 1, 2015 15:46:47 GMT -5 darwinfish said:

May 1, 2015 15:34:11 GMT -5 spurp13 said:

Well. I wanted a boy baby. ONCE.

And he's already obsessed with grabbing it.

Definitely this. C constantly grabs his junk in the tub and then gets a boner. He thinks it's hilarious and giggles about it. It's kind of funny/creepy at the same time.

[pnwlover12]

I have another one. This one might actually get me voted off the island.

If I had a pet that got cancer or some other illness that would require thousands of dollars for treatment and medicine, I don't think I'd do it. Of course if they just got sick or needed stitches or something, of course I'd take them to the vet. But I wouldn't pay for treatment for a terminal disease. At least I don't think I would - I've never actually been faced with it so who knows how I'd feel?

[theresat858]

May 1, 2015 8:31:32 GMT -5 jellykat2 said:

May 1, 2015 8:11:47 GMT -5 kellrr said:

FFFC: I think I'm better looking than I appear in pictures. I'm not saying I'm smoking hot and look like a whale in pictures, but I have a way of getting bad angles or something. I am thinner (not a ton, but noticeable) than pre-pregnancy, and in a recent picture when I was visiting some friends, I look at least 40 pounds heavier. I never tell anyone this IRL because it sounds vain.

Me too. Except when I see myself in pictures I then think I'm just kidding myself thinking I look decent when I look in the mirror. Like, maybe I'm just in denial?

This is how I feel.

It's like body dysmorphic disorder in reverse. I think I look ok. then I *really* look in the mirror or a picture and I get depressed.

[KayVeeKay]

May 1, 2015 16:01:32 GMT -5 pnwlover12 said:

I have another one. This one might actually get me voted off the island.

If I had a pet that got cancer or some other illness that would require thousands of dollars for treatment and medicine, I don't think I'd do it. Of course if they just got sick or needed stitches or something, of course I'd take them to the vet. But I wouldn't pay for treatment for a terminal disease. At least I don't think I would - I've never actually been faced with it so who knows how I'd feel?

As someone who's been there, it is a hard decision. For us, it was quality of life (or lack of) that was the deciding factor for a couple of our animals. I've seen so many friends do surgeries or treatments and spend so much money on their pets, but at some point you've got to ask yourself if you're making them feel better in the long run or if you're making them suffer those treatments for your benefit of having them.

[nicb13]

May 1, 2015 16:01:29 GMT -5 swise22 said:

May 1, 2015 15:46:47 GMT -5 darwinfish said:

And he's already obsessed with grabbing it.

Definitely this. C constantly grabs his junk in the tub and then gets a boner. He thinks it's hilarious and giggles about it. It's kind of funny/creepy at the same time.

What until he's a toddler and talks to you while he's doing it!

[KayVeeKay]

May 1, 2015 16:07:51 GMT -5 nicb13 said:

May 1, 2015 16:01:29 GMT -5 swise22 said:

Definitely this. C constantly grabs his junk in the tub and then gets a boner. He thinks it's hilarious and giggles about it. It's kind of funny/creepy at the same time.

What until he's a toddler and talks to you while he's doing it!

Ahhhh! NOOO!

I'm going to pretend I didn't read all of this and still with the next one is a boy.

[nicb13]

May 1, 2015 16:01:32 GMT -5 pnwlover12 said:

I have another one. This one might actually get me voted off the island.

If I had a pet that got cancer or some other illness that would require thousands of dollars for treatment and medicine, I don't think I'd do it. Of course if they just got sick or needed stitches or something, of course I'd take them to the vet. But I wouldn't pay for treatment for a terminal disease. At least I don't think I would - I've never actually been faced with it so who knows how I'd feel?

We just recently put my dog down because we didn't want to spend hundreds of dollars to figure out what was wrong with him. He was 12, a big dog and was in horrible shape. Something was seriously wrong but we didn't even try to figure it out. What does that make me?!

We did pay $2500 when my cat broken her fucking foot. And then $2000 when my other cat was blocked and couldn't pee. Fucking animals.