Some asshole decided it would be a good idea to open the gate to my yard and let my dog out. I spent the time I was going to use to go to the gym running around the neighborhood trying to find my dog. Thankfully she was sitting by the door when I came back, but still who does that? Since the workout is shot, I'm drinking.
"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
Post by goldenbird on Jan 21, 2015 20:12:25 GMT -5
No joke, before I came back to read the thread I finished off the rest of my dried figs. I bought them thinking I would like them because I like fig newtons. Eh, not the best thing I've ever had lol.
They were talking about the deflated football on NPR today and the reporter was struggling to say footballs instead of balls. Hilarious.
This reminds me of an umpire we used to have when I played softball. He would announce the count by saying "I've got no balls and 1 strike! No balls! One strike!" We giggled every time.
"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
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