GTKY: Go Fund Me - What would you fund??

[americanninjamommy]

This comes from a discussion on today's randoms. What would you loooove to set up a Go Fund Me account for?

PS Feel free to be crazy about your ideas. Everyone else in the world is too.

[Jennifer18131]

My first Go Fund Me would be to pay for daycare and mortgage so I don't have to work.

Second GFM would be to pay for my country club dues so I can go to lunch in a cute tennis outfit (but not play because I don't want to mess up this PRECIOUS white skirt...) and eat a side salad with 3 bottles of wine.

[americanninjamommy]

I need my student loans paid off.

And I want to redo my kitchen.

Maybe I'll start a fund so I can buy lottery tickets - would I have to provide share to all who donate? Like whatever percent you donate is what I give you when I win?

and I need a fund to cover my husband's plans to fix up his VW GTI.

[americanninjamommy]

GFM to replace my wardrobe. I need all tailored clothing.  And expensive beautiful shoes.

[Jennifer18131]

May 13, 2015 11:00:31 GMT -5 americanninjamommy said:

I need my student loans paid off.

And I want to redo my kitchen.

Maybe I'll start a fund so I can buy lottery tickets - would I have to provide share to all who donate? Like whatever percent you donate is what I give you when I win?

and I need a fund to cover my husband's plans to fix up his VW GTI.

You can put in the description of your GFM that anyone who donates gives up all rights to any winnings. BOOM

[MrsTinMKE]

I would start a GO Fund Me to take a vacay, quit my job and pay off my student loans. Also I would like to use my funds to hire a personal trainer and just shop until I could shop no more. Then I would maybe get a boob job

[windwithfingers]

I need a GFM to pay off my student loans, send me back to college for another degree, buy me a house, and an entirely new wardrobe.

Oh, and to buy myself some boobs after I'm done having babies.

[staryb]

My GFM can pay for the upkeep of all of my photography equipment and editing software. That way I can open my own studio that offers affordable prices without putting myself out of business.

Said studio will be in Florida though so I'm going to need some moving expenses too

[MrsTinMKE]

Also, I need a private chef. This is a must.

[windwithfingers]

Actually, can I just make a GFM so I can quit my job and read all day but also afford childcare for when I need a break?

[staryb]

We need help with DH's student loans so that he can work less and spend more time bonding with his family. That's a worthy cause, right?

[jellykat2]

You ladies have some great ideas already!

Mine would be to pay off student loans.

Then, to help pay the mortgage on my dream home.

And another to pay for wine to be shipped directly to me from the best winery's in the world.

And a vacation one too.

[victoria]

I'm totally using GFM as my sole retirement plan.

[angnjon]

My GFM would be for a new BMW 650ci. I sold mine when the babes came because I knew it wouldn't get used & to get rid of a car payment. But damn I miss that car especially now that the weather is getting nice!

Also I'd like a personal stylist & someone to do my hair for me daily, including shampooing my hair. I love getting my hair shampooed & a good blow out!

Also add me to the boob job crew. I'm seriously gonna need that by the time the twins are done nursing. I don't want mini pancake bewbs for the rest of my life!

[sweetsurprise]

I want a GFM to go on a food and wine tour across the world with a traveling nanny to help me during my post wine recovery periods.

[americanninjamommy]

May 13, 2015 11:04:38 GMT -5 MrsTinMKE said:

I would start a GO Fund Me to take a vacay, quit my job and pay off my student loans. Also I would like to use my funds to hire a personal trainer and just shop until I could shop no more. Then I would maybe get a boob job

That's only 6 different funds.  You need a couple more.

[victoria]

Maybe a GFM to hire someone to be on blow job duty...

Inspired by angnjon when I combined blow out and boob job.

[angnjon]

May 13, 2015 11:23:47 GMT -5 sweetsurprise said:

I want a GFM to go on a food and wine tour across the world with a traveling nanny to help me during my post wine recovery periods.

YES, so much yes. I want to go too, I'll even set up my own GFM!

[americanninjamommy]

For my next baby, I am going to set up a GFM account for anyone coming to my baby showers (yes, plural) so they can fund all the things that don't get purchased off the registry. But I would still expect them to bring a gift. And it would be a potluck.

OMG who's FB friend was that???

[americanninjamommy]

May 13, 2015 11:26:34 GMT -5 victoria said:

Maybe a GFM to hire someone to be on blow job duty...

Inspired by angnjon when I combined blow out and boob job.

BWAHAHAHAAAA!  Or maybe a GFM to come up with an invention that will do it for you so there's no "Who's this woman?" question.

[angnjon]

May 13, 2015 11:29:30 GMT -5 americanninjamommy said:

For my next baby, I am going to set up a GFM account for anyone coming to my baby showers (yes, plural) so they can fund all the things that don't get purchased off the registry. But I would still expect them to bring a gift. And it would be a potluck.

OMG who's FB friend was that???

I think it was pnwlover12

[americanninjamommy]

May 13, 2015 11:11:14 GMT -5 windwithfingers said:

Actually, can I just make a GFM so I can quit my job and read all day but also afford childcare for when I need a break?

Of course.  There are no rules. 

[Jennifer18131]

May 13, 2015 11:29:30 GMT -5 americanninjamommy said:

For my next baby, I am going to set up a GFM account for anyone coming to my baby showers (yes, plural) so they can fund all the things that don't get purchased off the registry. But I would still expect them to bring a gift. And it would be a potluck.

OMG who's FB friend was that???

PNWlover

[victoria]

May 13, 2015 11:29:30 GMT -5 americanninjamommy said:

For my next baby, I am going to set up a GFM account for anyone coming to my baby showers (yes, plural) so they can fund all the things that don't get purchased off the registry. But I would still expect them to bring a gift. And it would be a potluck.

OMG who's FB friend was that???

I went to the potluck wedding where they asked for cash, did a money dance, oh... and you had to bring your own chair too.

[americanninjamommy]

I think we need a GFM for the O14 notch meet up in a very exotic place - needs to cover accommodations, baby sitting, all the food and wine... and things I'm not thinking of.

[americanninjamommy]

May 13, 2015 11:34:08 GMT -5 victoria said:

May 13, 2015 11:29:30 GMT -5 americanninjamommy said:

For my next baby, I am going to set up a GFM account for anyone coming to my baby showers (yes, plural) so they can fund all the things that don't get purchased off the registry. But I would still expect them to bring a gift. And it would be a potluck.

OMG who's FB friend was that???

I went to the potluck wedding where they asked for cash, did a money dance, oh... and you had to bring your own chair too.

Oh dear God.

[staryb]

May 13, 2015 11:29:30 GMT -5 americanninjamommy said:

For my next baby, I am going to set up a GFM account for anyone coming to my baby showers (yes, plural) so they can fund all the things that don't get purchased off the registry. But I would still expect them to bring a gift. And it would be a potluck.

OMG who's FB friend was that???

All of this plus paying someone to write and send thank you notes for me!

[windwithfingers]

May 13, 2015 11:34:08 GMT -5 victoria said:

May 13, 2015 11:29:30 GMT -5 americanninjamommy said:

For my next baby, I am going to set up a GFM account for anyone coming to my baby showers (yes, plural) so they can fund all the things that don't get purchased off the registry. But I would still expect them to bring a gift. And it would be a potluck.

OMG who's FB friend was that???

I went to the potluck wedding where they asked for cash, did a money dance, oh... and you had to bring your own chair too.

WAT.

And oh no, not the dollar dance. Noooooo.

[KayVeeKay]

GFM to pay off my debts, definitely. All of them! I'd pay off the cars, student loans, the house!

I would also want one to buy new furniture to go in my house. The college eclectic look just isn't working anymore.

[apk4]

Oooh! I would start a GFM to make the repairs/updates to our house so we could sell it. I'd add in cash money so my H could work in town and I could work part time.