Okay, I missed this one on page 1 - so you're saying you got one food item from Taco Bell?
Isn't that illegal?
Ugh! That's like my best friend who can order one double cheeseburger, no fries, nothing else and be full. I can easily order half the $ menu and still be hungry.
I have a very sweet coworker who has been commenting about how tired I look lately. Winter sucks, I look exhausted all of the time because I am.
FFFC: I bought Erase Paste to put under my eyes just so she would leave me alone.
WTAF? This is my biggest rude ass pet peeve. I genetically have bags under my eyes -- my dad does, too -- and I go ballistic when people tell me I look tired. Why the hell do I want to hear that, ever?
I love all y'all homies talking about Viniq. H discovered it at Sam's Club last week and was begging for it just to look at at home. Valentine's Day!
FFFC: I keep lying about stuff I have to do when people invite me to all these makeup/jewelry/tupperware/pampered chef/essential oil parties. I haaaaaaaate that stuff.
I always thought there was no way in Hell I would end up in a fart-free marriage. Yet here I am, in one. MH and I both don't want to be the one to break first, so we have held off for 5.5 years. I plan to break it when we get KU and blame it on pregnancy.
MH and I notice what the other eats because of groceries. There are only 2 of us - how could we not?
Also, we have the same bank acct so if I go anywhere for anything, he will know. It's not policing, it's just the way our family operates.
I cannot imagine not farting in front of my husband.
^So much this. We have friends--a married couple; DH and I have both discussed how we're pretty sure that they've never ever farted in front of one another. I can't imagine.
If farting in front of your spouse/SO is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
FFFC: I have never farted in front of DH on purpose. I will get up and go to the bathroom. I don't know why I can't do it in front of him, but I just can't. He has no problem farting in front of, or on, me.
Me: 28, all tests normal DH: 34, very low count, motility, morphology DX - MFI 11/14/09 - Married 01/01/14 - TTC #1 01/06/15 - Started working with RE 04/06/15 - Recommendation - straight to IVF w/ICSI 09/04/15 - Started working with new RE Nov/Dec 15 - IVF w/ ICSI #1 - 11R/8F - 1 transferred, 3 frozen
FFFC: Tonight, DH and I are going to a friends house to have a couples game night, but I would much rather stay home. I am such a hermit sometimes.
FFC: I actually blew off going to one of those this past weekend, even though fixed my hair in the morning anticipating not being a hermit. We used my husband's medical issues as an excuse even though it was really not one of his bad days. My inner hermit won out in the end.
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ghostmonkey TCF Overlord- I'm pretty much unbannable
I always thought there was no way in Hell I would end up in a fart-free marriage. Yet here I am, in one. MH and I both don't want to be the one to break first, so we have held off for 5.5 years. I plan to break it when we get KU and blame it on pregnancy.
MH and I notice what the other eats because of groceries. There are only 2 of us - how could we not?
Also, we have the same bank acct so if I go anywhere for anything, he will know. It's not policing, it's just the way our family operates.
I have better things to do than keep a daily tab on what is in the pantry, fridge, and both freezers.
There is a paper on the fridge. If you take the last of something, write it down.
Post by ttcminicofer on Jan 23, 2015 11:00:40 GMT -5
I do not hide my farts from SO. He tried to hide that he was going poop for like the first 5 months we were together and then got over that. But me, I don't hide the farts or poops from him. I figure, if he can deal with that, we are good to go. My ex always made a big deal about farting and I just think it is ridiculous to not expect that a person will eventually let air escape their body from their ass.
I've been visiting school classrooms the past two weeks and in at least 1/2 of them, a kid has farted during my book talks and storytime. Everyone tries not to giggle, including me.
I always thought there was no way in Hell I would end up in a fart-free marriage. Yet here I am, in one. MH and I both don't want to be the one to break first, so we have held off for 5.5 years. I plan to break it when we get KU and blame it on pregnancy.
MH and I notice what the other eats because of groceries. There are only 2 of us - how could we not?
Also, we have the same bank acct so if I go anywhere for anything, he will know. It's not policing, it's just the way our family operates.
Are you anustart as in "JAP + anustart"? (Parenting lurker here.)
I almost bought that last night!! Please tell me what it tastes like. I'm just so curious.
Viniq is much prettier than it tastes. I've tried it mixed with sprite and mixed with champagne and both weren't bad, but I probably wouldn't drink it again. To be fair, I don't like Moscato so maybe that's the problem.
sister13 No, I'm just someone who loves Arrested Development!
@pugsandwine Yessss!!! MH is always like "Just let it out if you need to!" But it's totally mental. I just do that on my own time. I wouldn't recommend it.
Pooping is a totally different deal. We talk about that stuff all the time.
I still get a children's themed birthday cake every year for myself. This year I am torn between Monster High & Frozen.
Last year my best friend got me a princess one. Everybody was like "But she's turning 21?" and my best friend just kept saying "y'all don't understand, she's going to LOVE it." My birthday is in 6 days. I'm trying to decide what I want this year. If I were you deciding between those two, I'd go with Frozen. I love Anna.
I always thought there was no way in Hell I would end up in a fart-free marriage. Yet here I am, in one. MH and I both don't want to be the one to break first, so we have held off for 5.5 years. I plan to break it when we get KU and blame it on pregnancy.
MH and I notice what the other eats because of groceries. There are only 2 of us - how could we not?
Also, we have the same bank acct so if I go anywhere for anything, he will know. It's not policing, it's just the way our family operates.
I have better things to do than keep a daily tab on what is in the pantry, fridge, and both freezers.
There is a paper on the fridge. If you take the last of something, write it down.
We definitely don't have that much storage space. Really, we just see how much spinach we need, if we are buying bagels, and if we need more yogurt. Our meals are boring and almost always come from one shelf in the fridge.
^So much this. We have friends--a married couple; DH and I have both discussed how we're pretty sure that they've never ever farted in front of one another. I can't imagine.
If farting in front of your spouse/SO is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
FFFC: I have never farted in front of DH on purpose. I will get up and go to the bathroom. I don't know why I can't do it in front of him, but I just can't. He has no problem farting in front of, or on, me.
Same here. I just can't do it. We've been together 5 years. And to the bolded part.. are we married to the same man?
My confession: I love the Bachelor. My entire family and all my friends make fun of me for watching it, and I don't even care.
I love it too! But I have some friends and family that watch it too. And my DH has gotten sucked in as well. It is really dumb at times, but so entertaining! And by the end, I get super attached and tear up during the proposal.
sister13 No, I'm just someone who loves Arrested Development!
@pugsandwine Yessss!!! MH is always like "Just let it out if you need to!" But it's totally mental. I just do that on my own time. I wouldn't recommend it.
Pooping is a totally different deal. We talk about that stuff all the time.
I saw your name this morning and died laughing - totally forgot about Tobias's license plate. Then I spent some time reading the anustart wiki page. So, thanks
FFFC: I have never farted in front of DH on purpose. I will get up and go to the bathroom. I don't know why I can't do it in front of him, but I just can't. He has no problem farting in front of, or on, me.
Same here. I just can't do it. We've been together 5 years. And to the bolded part.. are we married to the same man?
So you've never gotten to cover the wagon on your husband?
My confession: I love the Bachelor. My entire family and all my friends make fun of me for watching it, and I don't even care.
I love it too! But I have some friends and family that watch it too. And my DH has gotten sucked in as well. It is really dumb at times, but so entertaining! And by the end, I get super attached and tear up during the proposal.
Me too! I don't even understand my fascination. The bachelors are NEVER my type (physically, emotionally, or intellectually), and half the shit they put the girls through is so sexist and messed up, but I just can't help but watch it. And it's not even totally ironic. Part of me actually likes it.
I always thought there was no way in Hell I would end up in a fart-free marriage. Yet here I am, in one. MH and I both don't want to be the one to break first, so we have held off for 5.5 years.
Wut.
If it happens, I just don't acknowledge it and we pretend it never happened.
I swear that in every other way, we are totally open and normal...
I feel like lying to your significant other about what you eat is a slippery slope to lying about others things....
I don't know about all that. I just thought it was strange that so many women on here lie to their SO about what they ate. Like that's a big deal or something.
It's probably not a big deal to their SO, but it's a big deal to them. Because sometimes people have food issues, eating disorders, disordered eating, etc. For me, just talking about what I've eaten for the day is sometimes enough to trigger me. Even if I eat something healthy, I will still lie because I DO NOT LIKE TO TALK ABOUT WHAT I EAT.
Just because I might not tell my husband about my lunch or breakfast or change the specifics, it doesn't mean I'm going to lie to him about things that are important.
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