Oh my gosh this is the best! +1 to pp farts being worse. I used to be really self conscious about popping in public places preprego like even if know one was there I wouldn't. but ever since then, I don't care. For the most part. DH says I didn't poop during delivery but I don't know if he would tell me or not. Every time I looked down there the doctor was covering that area so... Discharge - mine went crazy and then two weeks later bang. hello AF. I did NOT miss you. DDs poops have gotten so solid and smelly. And she still manages to get them everywhere. She also has man size boogers!! Once in high school I left class to use the bathroom and was out of tampons so I was trying to find someone with one when my male teacher came looking for me. And brought the whole class. (Small school so there was like 8 kids ha). Then he proceeded to chew me out about how I should be able to keep track of that. Totally mortifying at the time but now I wish I would have got him in trouble. He ended up getting fired like two years later. Okay that wasn't really a TMI story. I'll try to come up with a good one.
You ladies are killing it today! +1 to pooping during labor and before (multiple times) +1 to horrible pp farts and I am not ashamed to admit i blame them on lo a time or 2!
My bush is outta control. It would take at least 4 razors. I have DH talked into using his hair clippers to shave it down, so I can manage it a bit easier with a razor.
Post by ninergirl52 on Jun 24, 2015 9:21:50 GMT -5
These are hilarious!! I don't have anything good right now. Though I'm right there with those of you catching LO's pee. The other day LO puked (not spit up) in my hair and down my bra. That was gross.
Post by songbirdsinging55 on Jun 25, 2015 2:32:46 GMT -5
DS loves to eat his toes and tries to grab anyone else's near him. He tried eating DH's.
For me, still with the pooping :-(. Working on it though.
. Also I have noticed EWCM. Off course I don't know if that means anything given my history. I will say we have given up on condoms because there was a another break!! How?! Different brand!
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