DS1: Dad, I don't think the horseshoes are very lucky. Me: Why? DS1: because they don't taste like anything? Me: Do the other marshmallows taste like anything? DS: yeah, they taste like happiness... Me: ::nods head in agreement that mini marshmallow are small bits of heaven for the tastebuds::
I apparently fucked up by making W flan (which she asked me for) and used all the eggs. This sabotaged her plan of me making eggs Benedict in the morning (which I was unaware I was doing), but what makes this hilarious is that I'm taking DS up to bed and he says "Dad it smells kinda like yogurt. I can't sleep well if I smell yogurt." All dead serious "I can't sleep well if I smell yogurt"?!?Lol! Legit laughed right in his face. How do they come up with this stuff?
I was taking to W about contacts. DS said he thinks W looks weird without glasses and I asked him "you don't think mommy has beautiful eyes?" He doesn't answer and W and I finish our convo. Like 5 minutes later DS asks all concerned "Dad? Did I get bit by a fly?" "What?" "Did I get bit by a fly like mommy?"
Lol.. no buddy, you didn't get bit by a fly. I asked if you thought mommy had beautiful eyes. He shock his head 'no' and returned to his video game.
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