Dear Baby, please let me fart

[FlutterOfYoshis]

Dear Yoshi,
Swimming is definitely a lot of fun, and I know my body has given you more fluid than usual in which to swim around. I will love taking you to the pool to swim together after you're part of the outside world...but for now, can you please stop flipping around every week and find consistent comfort in the head-down position? Mommy would like to avoid surgery if possible.
Thanks, little-bit!
Mommy

[seamonster]

Dear Baby,

Mommy's bladder is not a trampoline. Especially at night. I know it's great being so close to the exit, but Mommy needs some sleep. Unless it means that you're coming like tomorrow.

Love,

Mommy

[acpruchnik]

Jon,

Thank you for being stubborn and holding out all week. I love that you wanted to mess with the doctors. But I don't love the progress-free contractions I've had all week that have had daddy and myself running to L&D every time you feel feisty. Not cool, dude. Do me a favor and hang out at least through this week and then you can do whatever you want K? Otherwise, you're grounded til you're 30.

Also, be a good friend and send Henry the memo so he'll flip over. His mom would really appreciate it.

I love you and thank you for being adorable like your brother already!

Love,
Mama

[wendy46001]

Dear Baby Girl

Contrary to what your daddy says
you cannot round house kick your way out of mommy. You are neither a ninja
nor a vampire, so please calmly proceed to the actually exit.

Also if you could refrain from making an appearance on Super Bowl Sunday that would be great. Mommy really wants to see the Pats win and she'd rather not have to deal with distracted nurses/doctors.

Love
Mommy