"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
Today sucked since it's a Saturday and I had to solo parent all day. I made my son (12) walk down the street to the gas station and get me a Dr. Pepper from the fountain..my only regret is that I didn't even think to pour some whiskey in it.
Also, I got my hair cut this morning and I was so thrown by the fact that my stylist didn't have any eye liner on (or any eye makeup at all actually). It's amazing how different people can look without it when you are used to seeing them with it.
Imma listen to one more Sia song then I'm watching Parks N Rec. The Sia song is Cellophane btw. Which reminds me of Chicago when John C Reilly sings Cellophane and I love him forever and ever. I might go into a Chicago spiral instead.
This is old but I'm easily amused so it's fucking hilarious. I especially like that the article gives you tips on how to tell if your dog is really a ferret.
Also I like you guys. I am also a fan of the garage.
Post by bennyandthejets13 on Jan 25, 2015 0:36:35 GMT -5
My neighbors are having a big ol party tonight. I hear Spanish music blasting and smell carne asada in the air lol. I should crash it since I only have one beer left.
All rum (except for Malibu, which is kind of weird) makes me super sick the next day. Like stomach pain I want to die sick. It's kind of weird b/c there's nothing in it that should bother me. Beer and malted drinks make sense b/c of gluten, but rum is made from sugar cane and I eat all the sugar all of the time.
Imma listen to one more Sia song then I'm watching Parks N Rec. The Sia song is Cellophane btw. Which reminds me of Chicago when John C Reilly sings Cellophane and I love him forever and ever. I might go into a Chicago spiral instead.
Life doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints, it takes and it takes and it takes. But we keep living anyway, we rise and we fall and we break and we make our mistakes.
This is old but I'm easily amused so it's fucking hilarious. I especially like that the article gives you tips on how to tell if your dog is really a ferret.
Also I like you guys. I am also a fan of the garage.
Life doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints, it takes and it takes and it takes. But we keep living anyway, we rise and we fall and we break and we make our mistakes.
I never did an intro. I just jumped in like I've always gone here and no one ever questioned who the fuck I was....which kind of made me love you all even more.
All rum (except for Malibu, which is kind of weird) makes me super sick the next day. Like stomach pain I want to die sick. It's kind of weird b/c there's nothing in it that should bother me. Beer and malted drinks make sense b/c of gluten, but rum is made from sugar cane and I eat all the sugar all of the time.
I never did an intro. I just jumped in like I've always gone here and no one ever questioned who the fuck I was....which kind of made me love you all even more.
90% of parenting does not read intro threads.
I never really read them either, unless they hook me in with the name of their thread.
I never did an intro. I just jumped in like I've always gone here and no one ever questioned who the fuck I was....which kind of made me love you all even more.
Life doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints, it takes and it takes and it takes. But we keep living anyway, we rise and we fall and we break and we make our mistakes.
All rum (except for Malibu, which is kind of weird) makes me super sick the next day. Like stomach pain I want to die sick. It's kind of weird b/c there's nothing in it that should bother me. Beer and malted drinks make sense b/c of gluten, but rum is made from sugar cane and I eat all the sugar all of the time.
I'm so sorry. I will drink all of the rum.
Thank you. Just make sure to save me some malibu and pineapple juice. or a sex on the beach. it makes me feel like i'm on a tropical vacation.
"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
Post by Cherhorowitz on Jan 25, 2015 0:46:54 GMT -5
I am getting so irrationally upset about something I can't even share with the class because I know this makes zero sense. But sometimes I am a giant weirdo.
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