I slept in this morning (glorious!), dicked around on the internet, and eventually dealt with my floors - 2 rounds of dry mopping before I could wet mop. Hooray for no more dog hair after petsitting for a friend this weekend!
Then I started working on my dad's retirement video...while DH cleaned all of our windows. A part of me feels guilty...but another part doesn't. He says I owe him blow jobs. I say those aren't happening until the likelihood of me puking is decreased. I think that's a valid argument.
I literally LOL every time I see/hear "blow job". In my M'13 group we were talking about Father's Day one year and what to get all the dads. A joke was made that on Mother's Day all we ever get is flowers. Somehow that turned into us getting them "man flowers" which then turned into our code word for blow jobs.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that laughs at the term! I like man flowers. It works. Also, you're not alone in the diarrhea camp. Today is the first day I haven't shat my brains out. Yet.
TTC since Sept 2012 M/C on 5/01/13 at 8 wks AF finally appeared 11 wks later per Provera Diagnosed with PCOS on 7/29/13 Three Failed Medicated Cycles, NTNP Indefinitely BFP #2 9/14/14, EDD 5/23/15...MMC discovered @ 9w2d; D&C 10/23/14 ***BFP #3 7/4/15, LO born 3/17/16***
Add me to the stomach trouble bench. The day before I got my BFP, I was dealing with bathroom issues immediately following any food. Ugh. It's off and on now but not fun, especially at work.
I love how, among KU ladies, TMI stops being a thing. Gas, bloat, poops, vomit and smelling strange have all gone without warning or offense in the last page and a bit.
With that said: pregnant farts. Normal farts aren't exactly pleasant but pregnant farts can stun a neighbor at 20 paces. Pretty sure the people in my building are going to get suspicious that I'm hiding my husband's body in the apartment since the really hideous farts started the day he left to "work overseas" (or so I keep telling people MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA).
Well I came from the CAL board, and we always say that there's no such thing as TMI there so I don't have much of a filter when it comes to bodily functions anymore. ::shrug::
ETA: I mean we had posts with links to pics of cm and even pics inside a member's ute during septum surgery so NOTHING was off limit lol
Last Edit: Jul 21, 2015 8:44:48 GMT -5 by blackbird
TTC since Sept 2012 M/C on 5/01/13 at 8 wks AF finally appeared 11 wks later per Provera Diagnosed with PCOS on 7/29/13 Three Failed Medicated Cycles, NTNP Indefinitely BFP #2 9/14/14, EDD 5/23/15...MMC discovered @ 9w2d; D&C 10/23/14 ***BFP #3 7/4/15, LO born 3/17/16***
Post by LadyNymeria on Jul 21, 2015 8:49:47 GMT -5
Dammit work! We have a website filtering program that will run for a few weeks then won't run for a few weeks. When it's running it affects a lot of functions on this site and makes it tough to use. As of this morning it looks like it's running again. WTF!! Don't they know how important TCF-ing is!!
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