My major life issue tonight is that I really want wine but only a few glasses and I am all alone. I also hate wine that has been open overnight. It loses its zest. So I'm just drinking beer. #firstworlddrinkingproblems
Three glasses is a few... Three big glasses is a bottle. No leftover wine. Problem solved.
My major life issue tonight is that I really want wine but only a few glasses and I am all alone. I also hate wine that has been open overnight. It loses its zest. So I'm just drinking beer. #firstworlddrinkingproblems
Three glasses is a few... Three big glasses is a bottle. No leftover wine. Problem solved.
Ok starybdrunk go to H right now and take your cider in one hand. Use it as a microphone and sing baby got back. Then drink half the beer. And say 'what?!' Edit. Can't tell him it's a dare.
Ok starybdrunk go to H right now and take your cider in one hand. Use it as a microphone and sing baby got back. Then drink half the beer. And say 'what?!' Edit. Can't tell him it's a dare.
Hold that thought, my kid just woke up. I will totally do this in a few minutes though!
When drunkjelly disappears randomly from the thread we will all know what is going on.
What the hell, I wish. My H is all, let's chat. We haven't seen each other in a while. Dude, I'm trying to hang with my notches.
Hahahaha! I would know my H had been abducted by aliens if he ever said "let's chat" instead of sitting near me with both of us on our phones drinking a beer.
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