"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
Last summer my 3 year old climbed behind the couch and peed down the vent. He was stunned when I screamed at him since apparently he thought it was a pipe to outside??
We actually told DS to pee on his bed instead of the floor if he didn't think he could make it to the potty in time because it's easier to change his sheets than to rug shampoo the carpet in his room. Sorry I have no advice for the purposeful peeing in his bed.
But seriously my niece started doing this when she turned four and I straight up bribed her to stop. She saw something she wanted on tv and I said stop peeing on your bed and Ill get it for you. Miraculously she stopped.
"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
DS made himself puke once. And not just puke, but straight up over the banister and onto the stairs landing puke. Nice splatter all over the place. It totally backfired on him when I didn't react as he'd planned. He was trying to get a rise out of me but I feigned concern like I believed he was legitimately sick and poor-babied him. I ushered him off to bed and insisted that he simply must stay there all day because he was SO SICK! It made for a very long and boring day and we haven't had an issue since
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