Tuesday Randoms!

[mrscjmb]

Oh yea, and whoever it was that was extolling the virtues of aquaphor...thanks! Cleared up DD's redness in all her leg rolls in like 4 hours. Hopefully it will fix DS's chapped chin...if he doesn't lick it off first (toddlers are gross).

[darwinfish]

Jan 27, 2015 18:38:22 GMT -5 pnwlover12 said:

Jan 27, 2015 18:33:32 GMT -5 syllessa said:

You know what hurts? Chemical burn on the lady bits. I use Veet instead of shaving, and I accidentally left it on for a minute too long. Now it's like sitting on a hot stove every time I need to pee.

EEEEEEE!

I second this. Yowzers.

[mrscjmb]

Jan 27, 2015 18:38:39 GMT -5 darwinfish said:

Jan 27, 2015 18:38:22 GMT -5 pnwlover12 said:

EEEEEEE!

I second this. Yowzers.

EEEEK. 

[Deleted]

Stuck home with my stupid ankle. My MIL is driving me nuts. I really can't wait for her to go home.

[amandajean12]

I just lost my shit and had a minor meltdown when DH got home from work. I only got through a fraction of the work I needed to today because the baby was extra needy, and I was already behind because I had a vicious migraine last night... then he comes home and starts telling me about how he needs to make up indoor golf rounds instead of helping me with stuff tomorrow, and starts rattling off things to add to my to do list.

I have zero sanity left tonight. I think crawford411 has the right idea with hiding in the bathroom...

[pnwlover12]

Guise. I'm taking a class about social roles in society and we were asked to discuss why we think women now initiate divorce more than men do. This is what someone responded to my statement with:

"I agree with you on how surprising it is that women initiate emote divorces then men do. Women want to keep there child or children no matter what and i think a lt has to do with they birthed them. i think you hit your point spot on! Good job."


..erm....WAT?

[mrscjmb]

Jan 27, 2015 18:46:38 GMT -5 pnwlover12 said:

Guise. I'm taking a class about social roles in society and we were asked to discuss why we think women now initiate divorce more than men do. This is what someone responded to my statement with:

"I agree with you on how surprising it is that women initiate emote divorces then men do. Women want to keep there child or children no matter what and i think a lt has to do with they birthed them. i think you hit your point spot on! Good job."


..erm....WAT?

[pnwlover12]

Jan 27, 2015 18:50:30 GMT -5 mrscjmb said:

Jan 27, 2015 18:46:38 GMT -5 pnwlover12 said:

Guise. I'm taking a class about social roles in society and we were asked to discuss why we think women now initiate divorce more than men do. This is what someone responded to my statement with:

"I agree with you on how surprising it is that women initiate emote divorces then men do. Women want to keep there child or children no matter what and i think a lt has to do with they birthed them. i think you hit your point spot on! Good job."


..erm....WAT?

I guess because we birthed them...?

[famousea]

Jan 27, 2015 18:33:32 GMT -5 syllessa said:

You know what hurts? Chemical burn on the lady bits. I use Veet instead of shaving, and I accidentally left it on for a minute too long. Now it's like sitting on a hot stove every time I need to pee.

Holy ouch!

[crawford411]

I am so glad I'm not working tomorrow. I love my job. I just only want to go there on the days I want to go there. So like, once every other week or so.

But I still want to get paid for all 40 hours.

[darwinfish]

Jan 27, 2015 18:50:30 GMT -5 mrscjmb said:

Jan 27, 2015 18:46:38 GMT -5 pnwlover12 said:

Guise. I'm taking a class about social roles in society and we were asked to discuss why we think women now initiate divorce more than men do. This is what someone responded to my statement with:

"I agree with you on how surprising it is that women initiate emote divorces then men do. Women want to keep there child or children no matter what and i think a lt has to do with they birthed them. i think you hit your point spot on! Good job."


..erm....WAT?

I stopped reading after "there".

[syllessa]

Jan 27, 2015 18:53:34 GMT -5 famousea said:

Jan 27, 2015 18:33:32 GMT -5 syllessa said:

You know what hurts? Chemical burn on the lady bits. I use Veet instead of shaving, and I accidentally left it on for a minute too long. Now it's like sitting on a hot stove every time I need to pee.

Holy ouch!

I should add that I've been using Veet, instead of shaving, for about 7yrs, and this is the first time this has happened.

[mrscjmb]

Jan 27, 2015 18:52:40 GMT -5 pnwlover12 said:

Jan 27, 2015 18:50:30 GMT -5 mrscjmb said:

I guess because we birthed them...?

I feel like the person commenting (1) is just commenting some bullshit so they get their participation points and (2) clearly didn't learn how to write properly?! 

Alternatively, the person has a valid, cogent point but doesn't have English as a first language and is struggling to make sense? IDEK.

[syllessa]

10-ish more posts to go. ::sigh:: So close, yet so far away.

[victoria]

Jan 27, 2015 18:46:38 GMT -5 pnwlover12 said:

Guise. I'm taking a class about social roles in society and we were asked to discuss why we think women now initiate divorce more than men do. This is what someone responded to my statement with:

"I agree with you on how surprising it is that women initiate emote divorces then men do. Women want to keep there child or children no matter what and i think a lt has to do with they birthed them. i think you hit your point spot on! Good job."


..erm....WAT?

Because some men are becoming lazy in their marriages and home life... imo

I just got a text from my sister last night about how dating has changed and that guys pretty much just send dick pics now. Yup... that'll get you a stand up gal real fast.

[mrscjmb]

I am going to get to 500 posts this week. You are going to hate me by Saturday.

[purplehippo]

Jan 27, 2015 17:35:36 GMT -5 pnwlover12 said:

I'm online shopping for Layla. Why does The Children's Place have to have cutesy fucking sayings on ALL the shirts? I don't need every shirt she owns to say "I'M CUTE!" or "Little Princess". Vom.

Yes!  I'm ok with some, but there are SO MANY out there.  I'm sick of it.

[nicb13]

Jan 27, 2015 18:55:22 GMT -5 darwinfish said:

Jan 27, 2015 18:50:30 GMT -5 mrscjmb said:

I stopped reading after "there".

Me too.

[mrscjmb]

Jan 27, 2015 18:59:32 GMT -5 victoria said:

Jan 27, 2015 18:46:38 GMT -5 pnwlover12 said:

Guise. I'm taking a class about social roles in society and we were asked to discuss why we think women now initiate divorce more than men do. This is what someone responded to my statement with:

"I agree with you on how surprising it is that women initiate emote divorces then men do. Women want to keep there child or children no matter what and i think a lt has to do with they birthed them. i think you hit your point spot on! Good job."


..erm....WAT?

Because some men are becoming lazy in their marriages and home life... imo

I just got a text from my sister last night about how dating has changed and that guys pretty much just send dick pics now. Yup... that'll get you a stand up gal real fast.

What?! Are they going to start brawling in the street like hippopotamus over who gets to mate with the females? I just can't even.

I really hope I never have to date again...this scares me.

[cmac6186]

Jan 27, 2015 18:34:57 GMT -5 mrscjmb said:

Jan 27, 2015 18:29:29 GMT -5 mrsbabe614 said:

Yes! Me too!

OMG I thought it was just me. DH thinks I am the weirdest.

Me too! Dh always gives me a weird look

[sweetsurprise]

Ok haters....Avatar updated.

[nicb13]

Jan 27, 2015 19:04:01 GMT -5 sweetsurprise said:

Ok haters....Avatar updated.

Awwww!

[pnwlover12]

Jan 27, 2015 19:03:15 GMT -5 purplehippo said:

Jan 27, 2015 17:35:36 GMT -5 pnwlover12 said:

I'm online shopping for Layla. Why does The Children's Place have to have cutesy fucking sayings on ALL the shirts? I don't need every shirt she owns to say "I'M CUTE!" or "Little Princess". Vom.

Yes!  I'm ok with some, but there are SO MANY out there.  I'm sick of it.

I did get one shirt with a saying, it said "Be Who You Want To Be"

A much better choice than, "I'm cute and you're lucky"... Um...for a 3 year old?!

[staryb]

Jan 27, 2015 18:52:40 GMT -5 pnwlover12 said:

Jan 27, 2015 18:50:30 GMT -5 mrscjmb said:

I guess because we birthed them...?

But what does that have to do with women initiating divorce? Because they want their kids all to themselves...I'm confused...

[pnwlover12]

Jan 27, 2015 19:05:01 GMT -5 staryb said:

Jan 27, 2015 18:52:40 GMT -5 pnwlover12 said:

I guess because we birthed them...?

But what does that have to do with women initiating divorce? Because they want their kids all to themselves...I'm confused...

Yeah, so is the guy who wrote it...

[mrsbabe614]

Jan 27, 2015 18:59:32 GMT -5 victoria said:

Jan 27, 2015 18:46:38 GMT -5 pnwlover12 said:

Guise. I'm taking a class about social roles in society and we were asked to discuss why we think women now initiate divorce more than men do. This is what someone responded to my statement with:

"I agree with you on how surprising it is that women initiate emote divorces then men do. Women want to keep there child or children no matter what and i think a lt has to do with they birthed them. i think you hit your point spot on! Good job."


..erm....WAT?

Because some men are becoming lazy in their marriages and home life... imo

I just got a text from my sister last night about how dating has changed and that guys pretty much just send dick pics now. Yup... that'll get you a stand up gal real fast.

The dating landscape has completely changed. Have you seen that aziz Ansari joke about guys texting dick pics. Lol

[purplehippo]

Jan 27, 2015 18:50:30 GMT -5 mrscjmb said:

Jan 27, 2015 18:46:38 GMT -5 pnwlover12 said:

Guise. I'm taking a class about social roles in society and we were asked to discuss why we think women now initiate divorce more than men do. This is what someone responded to my statement with:

"I agree with you on how surprising it is that women initiate emote divorces then men do. Women want to keep there child or children no matter what and i think a lt has to do with they birthed them. i think you hit your point spot on! Good job."


..erm....WAT?

^ my face the entire time reading that.

[mrsbabe614]

Jan 27, 2015 19:04:50 GMT -5 nicb13 said:

Jan 27, 2015 19:04:01 GMT -5 sweetsurprise said:

Ok haters....Avatar updated.

Awwww!

Haha! awwwe I love that picture! So cute

[mrsbabe614]

Jan 27, 2015 19:04:51 GMT -5 pnwlover12 said:

Jan 27, 2015 19:03:15 GMT -5 purplehippo said:

Yes!  I'm ok with some, but there are SO MANY out there.  I'm sick of it.

I did get one shirt with a saying, it said "Be Who You Want To Be"

A much better choice than, "I'm cute and you're lucky"... Um...for a 3 year old?!

What the fuck?

[nicb13]

Jan 27, 2015 19:06:17 GMT -5 pnwlover12 said:

Jan 27, 2015 19:05:01 GMT -5 staryb said:

But what does that have to do with women initiating divorce? Because they want their kids all to themselves...I'm confused...

Yeah, so is the guy who wrote it...

GUY? What an idiot. I pictured a girl writing that.