Hmm... does today's collection call count? Ugh. Again, all clear, but so embarrassing.
I had a car accident about 7.5 years ago (how I'm still alive, I don't know), and while I was in the hospital, I let one rip. My dad and DH (DH and I had only been officially dating for about a month and a half) were both in the room and I scared them because it was so loud it echoed. I never thought I'd do that in front of him, especially that early in our relationship, but it happened.
You are not alone. I farted at the Easter brunch table in front of my DH (then BF or FI, I forget). He still brings it up just to watch my face turn red.
Anything I can knock off. It all started when I fell in love with a pottery barn wreath and I wasn't going to pay 80 for one year's use. I made it for about half that, and have used it for 5 years!
I just usually tell whatever I've heard recently (which, unfortunately, has been slim since I'm a barely functioning human). But my first joke ever was...
What is your favorite movie? (I remember seeing favorite TV show, but not movie )
Oh gosh, there are too many to call just one my favorite.
I love Pride and Prejudice, and I guess if I was forced to choose one, that would be it. But I'm a big fan of romantic comedies/chick flicks because they require no brain power to watch. I do like a good psychological thriller every now and then though!
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