Guise... I am bored...

[happyfeet9]

Hey, hey, hey (a la Fat Albert)! Different name (mcr957) same avatar. Still figuring out how to add images of hot guys and food into posts.

[ChayShay]

I got it!!! I got it!!!!! Boom goes the dynamite.

[penguininthecity]

Jan 16, 2015 12:34:46 GMT -5 Miss Killjoy said:

Tapatalk is weird.

Agreed. Gotta feel around more there, admittedly...

[cande]

When I was sick with the flu I took OTC meds for my stomach (pregnancy safe one). Well...That passed into the LO.

For the past two days he has been irritable with really bad gas.

Last night he was awake every hour. Well we had 5 minutes of pooping. It was semi formed and we were constantly wiping iy away just to keep the wiggle worm out of his own mess.

I will never think of an ice cream dispenser the same way.

(You are welcome for the visual)

[mcm]

I have to poop. But, I have a baby sleeping on me. #FWP

[ChayShay]

I can't stop dropping nasty ass. Something died in there.

I need help.

[raechay]

Jan 16, 2015 13:35:01 GMT -5 mcm said:

I have to poop. But, I have a baby sleeping on me. #FWP

I had super explosive diarrhea in the middle of a feed the other night. Turned out to be Lactation Support pills did not agree with me. It was 3 am of course and baby was not impressed with the interruption.

[cande]

Jan 16, 2015 14:01:00 GMT -5 raechay said:

Jan 16, 2015 13:35:01 GMT -5 mcm said:

I have to poop. But, I have a baby sleeping on me. #FWP

I had super explosive diarrhea in the middle of a feed the other night. Turned out to be Lactation Support pills did not agree with me. It was 3 am of course and baby was not impressed with the interruption.

Maybe that is my problem.

[rn536]

I'm mobile so I can't tell. Do people have siggies? I'm bummed to lose my long siggy (although others might be happy) LOL.

[danisgossipgirl]

Jan 16, 2015 14:12:28 GMT -5 rn536 said:

I'm mobile so I can't tell. Do people have siggies? I'm bummed to lose my long siggy (although others might be happy) LOL.

There are siggies. I like the layout a lot on my iPad. No siggies if I use my phone though. I haven't tried out the apps.

[irish14]

Jan 16, 2015 14:19:40 GMT -5 Miss Killjoy said:

Oh god damn it. Just heard the washer ding to say it's finished AND I just heard LO's massive poopfest from the washroom. Pray for me and my bowels. I need to abandon the washroom for now.

Prayers: check. The washer can wait I left stuff in there for like 6 hours yesterday bc LO was inconsolable.

Have also put LO in the bouncer in the bathroom while sitting on the pot. No shame. That's survival

[gdaniels77]

Jan 16, 2015 14:15:06 GMT -5 Miss Killjoy said:

Jan 16, 2015 14:01:00 GMT -5 raechay said:

I had super explosive diarrhea in the middle of a feed the other night. Turned out to be Lactation Support pills did not agree with me. It was 3 am of course and baby was not impressed with the interruption.

TMI Friday: This is my situation right now. I am stuck in the bathroom and I can hear LO stirring. She needs to eat. DH won't be home for at least an hour. The sounds coming from my belly are monstrous.

Fuck IBS.

Omg. I hate this for both of you but I'm also kind of glad I'm not the only one. First couple times I put LO in her crib and yelled from the bathroom for DH to wake up and watch her. Then one time it happened while he was at work, so now I just plop her in her bassinet/car seat/whatever is in arms reach and bring her into the bathroom with me.
I never thought I'd have to be in a situation where I lock eyes with someone while pooping. Motherhood has changed that.

[penguininthecity]

We're on a delayed train en route to Williamsburg, VA. Thank goodness for Amtrak WiFi....However slow it might be.

[birch113]

Jan 16, 2015 14:01:00 GMT -5 raechay said:

Jan 16, 2015 13:35:01 GMT -5 mcm said:

I have to poop. But, I have a baby sleeping on me. #FWP

I had super explosive diarrhea in the middle of a feed the other night. Turned out to be Lactation Support pills did not agree with me. It was 3 am of course and baby was not impressed with the interruption.

Are you taking Goat's Rue? That made me puke and have diarrhea. Awful!

[ChayShay]

I kiss his soft kissable angel baby hair all the time.
I blew raspberries on his stomach and he looked at me like I was psychotic.
Work in progress.

[gdaniels77]

Jan 16, 2015 21:36:45 GMT -5 mgk207 said:

Does anyone else's baby have the softest skin ever? I just want to touch and kiss his little cheeks like an obsessive FTM. Oh wait.

My girl's hands and feet are the softest thing I've ever felt! The rest of her skin is still pretty dry but she's such a chunky monkey that I can't help but pinch her adorably squishy little cheeks and fat rolls. I'm horrible.

[birch113]

Jan 17, 2015 4:16:23 GMT -5 bunattack said:

Jan 16, 2015 22:06:05 GMT -5 Miss Killjoy said:

My daughter's cheeks aren't very soft right now due to raging baby acne, but her arms/legs/back/tummy are suuuuuuuper soft.

Mine too! When is the baby acne supposed to clear up?

My pedi said by 4 months, but I'm hoping sooner. Mine has it, too!

[mrspoop]

Haiiiiiii bitches.

[stormygrace]

Jan 17, 2015 10:49:09 GMT -5 mrspoop said:

Haiiiiiii bitches.

Hay hay hay!

[penguininthecity]

mrspoop - *love* your SN...

[cande]

Jan 17, 2015 10:49:09 GMT -5 mrspoop said:

Haiiiiiii bitches.

Looks like that butt hurt newbie did you a favor. Great new SN.

[raechay]

Jan 17, 2015 15:39:58 GMT -5 cande said:

Jan 17, 2015 10:49:09 GMT -5 mrspoop said:

Haiiiiiii bitches.

Looks like that butt hurt newbie did you a favor. Great new SN.

*runs to check TB*
Oh and hai!

[mrspoop]

Jan 17, 2015 16:01:20 GMT -5 raechay said:

Jan 17, 2015 15:39:58 GMT -5 cande said:

Looks like that butt hurt newbie did you a favor. Great new SN.

*runs to check TB*
Oh and hai!

Haha it was a long time ago but it stuck with me. 

[amyface813]

Jan 17, 2015 4:16:23 GMT -5 bunattack said:

Jan 16, 2015 22:06:05 GMT -5 Miss Killjoy said:

My daughter's cheeks aren't very soft right now due to raging baby acne, but her arms/legs/back/tummy are suuuuuuuper soft.

Mine too! When is the baby acne supposed to clear up?

Yeah, my baby has old man hair and teenage face. He's still super stinking cute though!!

[malmomma]

Hiii. I was mostly a lurker on TB, but I have learned so much from yall over the last 8 months that I just couldn't quit you ladies. I'm hoping to come out of my shell a little bit more over here. Same SN here as I was on TB.

[linden25]

Jan 17, 2015 20:20:41 GMT -5 amyface813 said:

Jan 17, 2015 4:16:23 GMT -5 bunattack said:

Mine too! When is the baby acne supposed to clear up?

Yeah, my baby has old man hair and teenage face. He's still super stinking cute though!!

This exactly. Raging baby acne (it's even on her ears) and a receding hairline. The hair makes DH feel better because he doesn't have the least amount of hair in the house anymore.

[gdaniels77]

Jan 20, 2015 19:22:04 GMT -5 rshamos4eva said:

Jan 20, 2015 19:10:54 GMT -5 Miss Killjoy said:

Wait, is "cul de sac" something people actually say when talking about hair? This is amazing.

Oh yeah! I even get to give him a little bit of a comb over.

LMAO. If that little ring of hair is really called a cul de sac, that is the best thing I've learned all day. Fuck yeah to the baby comb over. Yesterday I draped my hair over LO and gave her a baby toupee... She was not as amused as I was.

[feeshahd]

I'm not sure where the new "Hodar" board is....for randoms....so I'm just gunna leave this here.

I am throughly impressed with the sheer amount of food I can pack into my body. That last trimester I could barely eat a few bites. But now...I can polish off an entire XXL Grilled stuffed chicken burrito meal from Taco Bell and then some. (So healthy huh)
I need to keep the junk food in check though.

[irish14]

Jan 21, 2015 2:55:18 GMT -5 @txaggie08 said:

Jan 21, 2015 1:12:39 GMT -5 feeshahd said:

I'm not sure where the new "Hodar" board is....for randoms....so I'm just gunna leave this here.

I am throughly impressed with the sheer amount of food I can pack into my body. That last trimester I could barely eat a few bites. But now...I can polish off an entire XXL Grilled stuffed chicken burrito meal from Taco Bell and then some. (So healthy huh)
I need to keep the junk food in check though.

Same here! DH tried to tell me that it would be cheaper to FF than feed me while I am BF.

I'm kinda enjoying being able to eat ALL the food.

Omg I know... I had 2 1/2 breakfasts yesterday.  Freaking great.  Did mean we had the biggest grocery trip ever last week. (It actually was the most we've ever spent on groceries... Whoops.)

[stormygrace]

YAY! We have love tits now! ERMAHGAWD