01/16 FFFC

[skeemer]

Confess your crap!

[skeemer]

1) My dad bought DS a stupid whistle! So I hid it. Then my dad gave DS another stupid whistle! My son keeps asking for it & I keep telling him that he can only have the whistle at Grandpa's house. Ain't nobody got the time or sanity fo dat whistle!

2) DH fell asleep last night in DS's bed. DD fell asleep. Everyone was asleep but me. I watched TV & goofed off on Facebook alone instead of waking DH up for us to go to bed.

3) I wish I had better confessions.

[oldwheeze]

I am sitting here checking the board in the daycare parking lot while DS sleeps and I sip coffee. It's Friday and I give no fucks today. Maybe I'll get out when another parent busts me or he wakes up.

[skeemer]

Jan 16, 2015 8:36:31 GMT -5 oldwheeze said:

I am sitting here checking the board in the daycare parking lot while DS sleeps and I sip coffee. It's Friday and I give no fucks today. Maybe I'll get out when another parent busts me or he wakes up.

DH & I often sit in our car at church until the last possible minute if one of our kids is sleeping soundly. We just pull out our kindles & start working on the stuff that we would have done in our offices. Lol. It's a lot more peaceful because if we go to our offices then people knock on our doors constantly. We had to start putting a "do not disturb" sign up. #ChurchProbs

[huahine]

In my effort to achieve consciousness this morning, I just chased my second cup of coffee with a chocolate bar - but hey, it was dairy, gluten and soy free, so it shouldn't mess up LO's gut too badly. Yay, Taza!

[Deleted]

Along the lines of skeemer's FFFC, DH passed out on the couch the other night and I tried to go to bed as quietly as possible so that he wouldn't wake up and try to have sex.

I find it very satisfying to pick all of the gunk out of DS's neck. I love when he passes out on me and I can really get in there. I swear when he is a awake he is hip to my plan and glues his chin to his chest!

[doublethefun]

DH isn't a huge fan of changing diapers, who is though right? So I always make sure when I see my LO grunting(usually around the same time every evening) I inform my husband that the load of laundry/dishes just has to get done now, and to check baby girl because she hasn't been changed in a few. So its a win-win...chores get done and her diaper gets cleaned and I don't have to do it! Amazed he hasn't figured it all out yet haha

[ursula]

I drink Bota Box wine and keep it in our pantry. When it runs out, I leave the empty box in the pantry and replace it during the day while my husband is at work. That way my husband has no idea how much wine I'm drinking.

[luckynumbers81]

DH got a CPAP machine and I'm kind of grateful as this will put the kibosh on late night attempts at nookie.

[oldwheeze]

emilillies on the phone with WW right now.

[ursula]

Jan 16, 2015 12:33:22 GMT -5 oldwheeze said:

emilillies on the phone with WW right now.

Weight Watchers?

[oldwheeze]

Jan 16, 2015 12:36:34 GMT -5 ursula said:

Jan 16, 2015 12:33:22 GMT -5 oldwheeze said:

emilillies on the phone with WW right now.

Weight Watchers?

Yes, I got the free month!$!$!$!$!

[dawnfire]

I'm off work Monday for MLK day, but I think Daycare is open. Even though I miss LO a lot during the workweek, I'll still probably let him go to DC for part of the day. Mainly because I have to wait for someone to come out to repair my car windshield from the terrible crack it got from the rock last week. And with my luck, the guy would only come like as soon as LO latches on for lunch or something.

[Deleted]

Totally watching Netflix instead of doing useful stuff.

[emilillies]

I can't be sure but I don't think I've vacuumed in 2015.

[liziz]

H had to have a gum graft this week, and while I'm really sad for him that he feels terrible, I'm not sad that he's not asking for sexy time.

[ursula]

The other day it was ice cold out and I saw an older woman (she ended up being 67) sitting at the bus stop in my town. With my 3 year old and mom in the back seat, I pull up and tell her to get it. It's 17 degrees out and the bus ride would probably be awful. She gets in, buckles up, and I ask her where we're going.

Camden, NJ - It's about 20 minutes from where we were at.



So off we go, to a housing project in Camden where she is trying to get her money back from one of her children. She's banging on the door and is mad as hell. Well, they're either not home or not answering. I'm sitting in Camden NJ in my idling car with my 3 year old in the back seat and my mom. I can't just leave her, it's 17 degrees outside.

She doesn't seem to have a cell phone and says she only has $5.

So then we're using my mom's phone to try to track down one of her other two children to meet us somewhere to pick her up.

My husband would KILL me if he knew I picked up a random stranger and drove her to Camden with our 3 year old.

[Deleted]

Jan 16, 2015 11:17:56 GMT -5 @superkim13 said:

Along the lines of skeemer's FFFC, DH passed out on the couch the other night and I tried to go to bed as quietly as possible so that he wouldn't wake up and try to have sex.

I find it very satisfying to pick all of the gunk out of DS's neck. I love when he passes out on me and I can really get in there. I swear when he is a awake he is hip to my plan and glues his chin to his chest!

This is how I am with the baby's ears. Anytime a piece of ear wax gets far enough out for me to pick it out, I'm all over it. DS1 HATES having his ears cleaned so I basically can't touch his until they're gross and I tell him no one will want to play with the smelly ears kid at school.

[Lola]

Jan 16, 2015 13:51:52 GMT -5 ursula said:

The other day it was ice cold out and I saw an older woman (she ended up being 67) sitting at the bus stop in my town. With my 3 year old and mom in the back seat, I pull up and tell her to get it. It's 17 degrees out and the bus ride would probably be awful. She gets in, buckles up, and I ask her where we're going.

Camden, NJ - It's about 20 minutes from where we were at.



So off we go, to a housing project in Camden where she is trying to get her money back from one of her children. She's banging on the door and is mad as hell. Well, they're either not home or not answering. I'm sitting in Camden NJ in my idling car with my 3 year old in the back seat and my mom. I can't just leave her, it's 17 degrees outside.

She doesn't seem to have a cell phone and says she only has $5.

So then we're using my mom's phone to try to track down one of her other two children to meet us somewhere to pick her up.

My husband would KILL me if he knew I picked up a random stranger and drove her to Camden with our 3 year old.

Thats very nice of you. What ended up happening? 

[Liv]

Jan 16, 2015 11:17:56 GMT -5 @superkim13 said:

I find it very satisfying to pick all of the gunk out of DS's neck. I love when he passes out on me and I can really get in there. I swear when he is a awake he is hip to my plan and glues his chin to his chest!

Oh I love getting that neck crevice cleaned out!!

[oldwheeze]

Jan 16, 2015 13:51:52 GMT -5 ursula said:

The other day it was ice cold out and I saw an older woman (she ended up being 67) sitting at the bus stop in my town. With my 3 year old and mom in the back seat, I pull up and tell her to get it. It's 17 degrees out and the bus ride would probably be awful. She gets in, buckles up, and I ask her where we're going.

Camden, NJ - It's about 20 minutes from where we were at.



So off we go, to a housing project in Camden where she is trying to get her money back from one of her children. She's banging on the door and is mad as hell. Well, they're either not home or not answering. I'm sitting in Camden NJ in my idling car with my 3 year old in the back seat and my mom. I can't just leave her, it's 17 degrees outside.

She doesn't seem to have a cell phone and says she only has $5.

So then we're using my mom's phone to try to track down one of her other two children to meet us somewhere to pick her up.

My husband would KILL me if he knew I picked up a random stranger and drove her to Camden with our 3 year old.

I hope you all are safe and sound.

[honeybee434]

I follow mommasgonecity on Instagram. I'm insanely jealous of her life. I know the grass is always greener and everyone can make anything "look" perfect....but, I would be lying if I didn't wish I could have a little bit of that! Side note: she has the most adorable pictures of her baby, toddler and dog sleeping.

Also Instagram related: I follow more animal accounts than I do people.