Side-Eye

[Lola]

Driving to work this morning I side eyed something and thought about starting a thread about. Now I cant remember what it was. Whoops!!

However then I got to daycare and side eyed the couple that takes their kid to daycare together every day. Mom sits in the back seat with her toddler. They have to walk her in together; they pick her up together every day. Why does she need to sit in the back with a toddler??  The kid is definitely older than Q.  So weird.

What have you side eyed lately??

[isolemnlyswear]

I side eye my sister everytime we are together. I get loving your children. I love mine sooo much. But a 5 yr old isn't a baby. He should be held to different standards than my 22 month old! Example. I tell C to say please when asking for things. Nephew also has to be told to say please and thank you. Every. Single. Time.

Also, side eyeing her because he still sleeps in their bed. Not oh I had a bad dream and crawls in, but oh I go to bed with mom in her bed from the very beginning.

[mary1217]

I side eye my neighbor who still has her 17 month old daughter in an infant seat, even though she knows she is too big for it. Also for dog sitting a friend's bull mastif even though they know it gives the same 17 month old allergy induced asthma.

[anotherdreamer]

My older brother that I no longer talk to... he is constantly borrowing money from my mom who is on SS, she doesn't even get that much month. He owed her $1k just a couple months ago, she even watches his kids for free. Anyway, every year his girlfriend and him make out like bandits at income tax time, I'm talking $6-11k back. This year was no different, so they got their money, eloped, left all 4 kids with our mom for the week, and traveled across the country for their honeymoon. Normally I'd be like, eh it's their honeymoon but seriously, your financial planning sucks dude, stop making our disabled mom pay it... maybe, I don't know, plan ahead?

[isolemnlyswear]

Apr 21, 2016 14:03:14 GMT -5 @iheartmyshiba said:

Can I side eye myself? I wore flip flops yesterday and it totally wasn't warm enough yet- maybe 55-60 degrees and a little chilly.

Nope totally warm enough you're back in the north. We wear flip flops 55°+ hahha. I mean actual flip flop weather is so limited so gotta take advantage of even mildly warm days

[Lola]

I want to side eye myself too. Feel free to join.

I gave Q potato chips for breakfast this morning. 

[Liv]

Side eyeing my friend from church who has a daughter J's age who is an anti-vaxxer.... whyyyyyyyyyy

[Liv]

Apr 21, 2016 14:43:59 GMT -5 isolemnlyswear said:

Apr 21, 2016 14:03:14 GMT -5 @iheartmyshiba said:

Can I side eye myself? I wore flip flops yesterday and it totally wasn't warm enough yet- maybe 55-60 degrees and a little chilly.

Nope totally warm enough you're back in the north. We wear flip flops 55°+ hahha. I mean actual flip flop weather is so limited so gotta take advantage of even mildly warm days

Yep. Everyone in Duluth MN (where I grew up) would wear snow boots and shorts anytime it got over 45. 

[lucanjo14]

Can I side eye my left boob for underproducing? I'm pumping my at work and it's pathetic compared to righty.

[lucanjo14]

Lola I think thats hilarious
mary1217 I seriously would side eye that woman

[liziz]

Apr 21, 2016 14:43:59 GMT -5 isolemnlyswear said:

Apr 21, 2016 14:03:14 GMT -5 @iheartmyshiba said:

Can I side eye myself? I wore flip flops yesterday and it totally wasn't warm enough yet- maybe 55-60 degrees and a little chilly.

Nope totally warm enough you're back in the north. We wear flip flops 55°+ hahha. I mean actual flip flop weather is so limited so gotta take advantage of even mildly warm days

It stays pretty warm here, but I almost always wear flip flops, unless I'm at work or actually working out.

[liziz]

I am side-eyeing an acquaintance (and fb friend) who posted about her 18 month old peeing in the potty. If that isn't bad enough, when someone asked how she did it, she replied "m&ms". Both she and her H are morbidly obese, and I am side-eyeing the shit out of her for not trying to set their kid up for success.

[jnnfrrose6]

FB friend from high school now lives in NC. She's been posting things in favor of the new law there. And completely missing the point. Today's post tried to equate a serial indecent exposure perv who was caught in a woman's bathroom in women's clothing to a trans person who just wants to do their business in the bathroom that matches their gender identity. It's not the same and stop hiding behind "children's safety."

[mamanorris]

Apr 21, 2016 17:24:14 GMT -5 jnnfrrose6 said:

FB friend from high school now lives in NC. She's been posting things in favor of the new law there. And completely missing the point. Today's post tried to equate a serial indecent exposure perv who was caught in a woman's bathroom in women's clothing to a trans person who just wants to do their business in the bathroom that matches their gender identity. It's not the same and stop hiding behind "children's safety."

Barf. I am on the verge of deleting a very similar friend.

[lucanjo14]

Also side eyeing DH who forgot he had to pick up DS from daycare and was 26 mins late getting him and getting home to the sitter watching DD.

[Leapinglizards]

I side eyed my hairdresser today. She told me about her TTC and that she doesn't ovulate. She is taking progesterone so I told her how I tracked ovulation and she said that temping was bogus according to her OB. Her OB actually said to her after her first period to go at it like crazy. I didn't go through all that but it just seems wonky. She also said she wouldn't do IUI because of the shots. If you only know how much you get prodded being pregnant

[mamanorris]

Apr 22, 2016 10:15:09 GMT -5 TheCoffeeNinja said:

I'm side-eyeing the librarian in the next town. H is there working and just sent me this message: can you come to the library and breastfeed near the librarian? I just overheard her complaining about breastfeeding at the library when children were around and how wrong that is.

So unprofessional complaining in front of visitors.

I love that your H asked you to come breastfeed!

[missilini]

I'm side eyeing DD today. She thinks it's hilarious to kick my leg. Know idea where it came from. She just started doing it today. She'll run up to me and kid my leg and run away laughing her head off. It's so funny, but so gross. Stop licking me kid.

[missilini]

Apr 23, 2016 5:23:26 GMT -5 missilini said:

Apr 22, 2016 21:25:06 GMT -5 missilini said:

I'm side eyeing DD today. She thinks it's hilarious to lick my leg. Know idea where it came from. She just started doing it today. She'll run up to me and lick my leg and run away laughing her head off. It's so funny, but so gross. Stop licking me kid.

Edit. Kick = lick.