FFFC
Feb 6, 2015 21:44:59 GMT -5
Post by ubergrun on Feb 6, 2015 21:44:59 GMT -5
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Feb 6, 2015 13:00:23 GMT -5 @underdog25 said:
FFFC: Last night I pulled out my herbal massage gel so H could give me a back rub. It warms up and can really burn if you use too much. Apparently hands were not thoroughly washed afterward, because during sexy time later in the night some of it somehow got on my nether regions and burned like the fire of hades. I immediately jumped in the bath to try stop the pain. I was actually concerned I was going to be on the next episode of "Sex Sent Me to the ER".
The massage gel is now banned in our house.
I had a similar experience years ago with H..he'd cut up some jalapeños for dinner and washed his hands. Hours later we were getting busy & all of a sudden my va-jay-jay was ON FIRE. Worst sex experience of all time.
Counting this as my confession:
Add me to this unfortunate club, three times. The offending substances: Astroglide "natural" lube*, a Bath & Body Works lotion (J gave me a massage before moving on to "intimate" massage), and the absolute worst: habanero. J cut up a habanero without using gloves or any other barrier between his hands and the cut pepper, thought he washed his hands sufficiently, and then when we tried to have sex he set my loins aflame in the bad way. He is now forbidden to slice up hot peppers without gloves or some other barrier.
* The first time we went to Lovers, the staff member we spoke with was appalled that we'd been regularly using the Astroglide gel; apparently tons of people have adverse reactions or other nasty side effects from Astroglide. She hooked us up with a much friendlier lube.