(I have a) confession

[ohinvrtedworld]

Apr 29, 2016 13:17:50 GMT -5 kleigh said:

Apr 29, 2016 12:56:00 GMT -5 risscaboobs said:

I can usually get off during a quickie, but maybe I'm weird. I know a lot of women can't get off vaginally.

Thats me. I can't. And I've had enough partners to know its not them, it's me. Pisses me off.

Yeah I wish I was "weird" like that lol.

If you have that gift...

[kleigh]

I had a super duper end of (mine and hers) relationship blow out with MIL last weekend in front of H. As hurt and emotionally drained as I was for a few days, my confession is that now I am secretly loving it since I realized this means I don't have to pretend to like her or listen to/agree with her nonsensical BS anymore so I will be milking this for the next ten years. I don't hold grudges but in this case it's a win for me to pretend to. Bonus is H sides with me.

[PepperPottsJ]

FFFC - I can't fucking handle PowerPoint slides

I am not a stupid person and and responsible for a decent amount of technology, but if I have to work on a PowerPoint slide I want to put a bullet in my brain h

[siouxsieq]

Having late lunch with my H later but I'm starving now, so I'm preeating.

[requiressnacks]

Apr 29, 2016 12:56:00 GMT -5 risscaboobs said:

I can usually get off during a quickie, but maybe I'm weird. I know a lot of women can't get off vaginally.

You are so lucky.

[notagoddess]

Apr 29, 2016 12:56:00 GMT -5 risscaboobs said:

I can usually get off during a quickie, but maybe I'm weird. I know a lot of women can't get off vaginally.

But one can help things along even during a quickie.

[risscaboobs]

Apr 29, 2016 14:11:33 GMT -5 notagoddess said:

Apr 29, 2016 12:56:00 GMT -5 risscaboobs said:

I can usually get off during a quickie, but maybe I'm weird. I know a lot of women can't get off vaginally.

But one can help things along even during a quickie.

Very true.

[icedtea]

kleigh, congrats! For some reason your second gif is killing me.

[samanthasays]

I just told H "thanks for not judging me for still being in my pajamas".

actually I dont know if that is a confession or a humble brag... I have been quilting feverishly all day, and fellow quilters can attest, the hours just slip away.

[onesweetworld]

Apr 29, 2016 13:17:50 GMT -5 kleigh said:

Apr 29, 2016 12:56:00 GMT -5 risscaboobs said:

I can usually get off during a quickie, but maybe I'm weird. I know a lot of women can't get off vaginally.

Thats me. I can't. And I've had enough partners to know its not them, it's me. Pisses me off.

Add me to that list. I'll finish myself off with my vibrator.

[onesweetworld]

Apr 29, 2016 14:02:51 GMT -5 PepperPottsJ said:

FFFC - I can't fucking handle PowerPoint slides

I am not a stupid person and and responsible for a decent amount of technology, but if I have to work on a PowerPoint slide I want to put a bullet in my brain h

Do a prezi....

[notagoddess]

All this sex talk, and I want sex. MH has been gone for 2 weeks. His flight isn't arriving till midnight but I will be jumping his bones whether he wants it or not.

[mosdub]

Not sure if this merits a warning, but confession is about pregnancy tickers-

Confession: I giggle about out-dated tickers on old forum posts on other sites.

"So-and-So is 230 weeks pregnant! Any day now!" Why does't the developer of the ticker make it automatically end at some point? And if they don't, why isn't there at least a corresponding vegetable/fruit to match 230 weeks pregnant?

[cjchio]

Apr 29, 2016 13:40:15 GMT -5 kleigh said:

I had a super duper end of (mine and hers) relationship blow out with MIL last weekend in front of H. As hurt and emotionally drained as I was for a few days, my confession is that now I am secretly loving it since I realized this means I don't have to pretend to like her or listen to/agree with her nonsensical BS anymore so I will be milking this for the next ten years. I don't hold grudges but in this case it's a win for me to pretend to. Bonus is H sides with me.

Welcome to the club. That blowout was the most freeing thing I have ever done. I still don't regret it.

[wildflower810]

Apr 29, 2016 18:30:32 GMT -5 notagoddess said:

All this sex talk, and I want sex. MH has been gone for 2 weeks. His flight isn't arriving till midnight but I will be jumping his bones whether he wants it or not.

If he doesn't want it after being gone for two weeks... well... then I don't know what to tell you. 

[notagoddess]

Apr 29, 2016 19:24:44 GMT -5 wildflower810 said:

Apr 29, 2016 18:30:32 GMT -5 notagoddess said:

All this sex talk, and I want sex. MH has been gone for 2 weeks. His flight isn't arriving till midnight but I will be jumping his bones whether he wants it or not.

If he doesn't want it after being gone for two weeks... well... then I don't know what to tell you. 

I wouldn't be worried except that he falls asleep by 9 or 10 every day, and this will be at 1am!

[icedtea]

I hurt my tooth on a piece of sea salt. How is that even possible?

Edit: This was supposed to go into the drinking thread. 

[mosdub]

Apr 29, 2016 19:33:09 GMT -5 icedtea said:

I hurt my tooth on a piece of sea salt. How is that even possible?

Edit: This was supposed to go into the drinking thread. 

I will post in the wrong thread tonight.  I already know it haha

[thechickencoop]

Apr 29, 2016 19:23:12 GMT -5 ugaqueencity said:

Apr 29, 2016 17:02:26 GMT -5 alwayscheese said:

I'm probably the weird one since the only way I ever get off is when I'm on top and can do my thing till I come. Also not quick. I have other weird issues with sex; maybe I should ask here.
(Does this count as a confession?)

So are we not discussing weird issues with sex? Should we create a new thread?

::drums fingers:: patiently waiting g for the weird sex confession....C'mon now.

[risscaboobs]

Sexfession!!!!!!

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Apr 29, 2016 22:15:06 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

Apr 29, 2016 19:23:12 GMT -5 ugaqueencity said:

So are we not discussing weird issues with sex? Should we create a new thread?

::drums fingers:: patiently waiting g for the weird sex confession....C'mon now.

Waiting for the g? Lol.

You're never going to find it just sitting there.

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Apr 29, 2016 22:53:18 GMT -5 ugaqueencity said:

Apr 29, 2016 22:48:57 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Waiting for the g? Lol.

You're never going to find it just sitting there.

Well that depends on where she's drumming her fingers

I think up and to the left works best.

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Apr 29, 2016 23:28:08 GMT -5 ugaqueencity said:

Apr 29, 2016 23:21:34 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

I think up and to the left works best.

Second star to the right and straight on until morning

/ded

[nuggetrn]

Apr 29, 2016 11:36:11 GMT -5 ohinvrtedworld said:

I put lotion on my hand to rub in the other night, but in a sleepy-drunk stupor I licked it off my hand. Nasty. 0/10 stars

Oh. Literal LOL I'm so sorry. Blech.

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Apr 30, 2016 9:48:40 GMT -5 alwayscheese said:

Apr 29, 2016 22:15:06 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

::drums fingers:: patiently waiting g for the weird sex confession....C'mon now.

Lol sorry I went to bed. Did not mean I had a weird sex confession. My "issue" is that 75% of the time after sex, I feel awful. Like sick to my stomach. This isn't normal is it?

No, it's not. What do you mean by sick to your stomach?

[icedtea]

Apr 30, 2016 9:48:40 GMT -5 alwayscheese said:

Apr 29, 2016 22:15:06 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

::drums fingers:: patiently waiting g for the weird sex confession....C'mon now.

Lol sorry I went to bed. Did not mean I had a weird sex confession. My "issue" is that 75% of the time after sex, I feel awful. Like sick to my stomach. This isn't normal is it?

Not normal :\ Has this always happened?

[risscaboobs]

Yikes. Sorreh about the smelly cum.

[icedtea]

Huh, alwayscheese, I've never heard of anything like that. I'm sorry, that must suck. I'm glad you and your H can talk about it, though. Have you talked to a doctor?

[icedtea]

Apr 30, 2016 14:51:35 GMT -5 alwayscheese said:

No icedtea I didn't go regularly but I need to go again so I should ask her.

Good luck! I hope she's able to help you.

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Apr 30, 2016 13:18:02 GMT -5 alwayscheese said:

Apr 30, 2016 13:11:55 GMT -5 ugaqueencity said:

No, it's not. What do you mean by sick to your stomach?

[quote ?

have you been trying new positions? I had that sick feeling after we have tried new positions. Is the pain like "I need to go into fetal position" pain?[/quote]

No we try all sorts of positions all the time. Or maybe that means yes? And it's not really pain. Just so uncomfortable; I guess I would say nauseous. The smell of H's cum makes me gag and that makes it worse. It's my stomach getting all churned up with all the activity I guess. [/quote]
Have you mentioned the smell to him? I know that's probably awkward but there's things he can change in his diet that are suppose to help[/quote]
Ya he knows but I guess we both assumed all cum smelled the same lol I should Google the diet thing

ETA: NOTHING is awkward with DH and I. It's awesome

And icedtea yes always

(Neither of us have ever been with anyone else so we have no other experience to compare to) #relevant #prudes
[/quote]
Yes, diet can play a huge part with things like that. Just like with pee.
Eating more fruit can make a huge difference.