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[ironbaby]

May 12, 2016 8:24:46 GMT -5 PirateCat said:

ironbaby , who gets to eat all the cake every week? Need help??

Come on over! People at work are getting angry at having to finish them off.

I have to make brownies or rice krispy treats next week.

[PirateCat]

May 12, 2016 8:32:35 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

May 12, 2016 8:24:46 GMT -5 PirateCat said:

ironbaby , who gets to eat all the cake every week? Need help??

Come on over! People at work are getting angry at having to finish them off.

I have to make brownies or rice krispy treats next week.

ANGRY?! What's wrong with these people? 

[ohinvrtedworld]

doodler can you next time interrupt him back and be like "EXCUSE ME. I was asked a question and it's hard to answer when you start blabbing over me and it's rude." Lol probably not but omg what a buttface.

[doodler]

May 12, 2016 9:00:16 GMT -5 ohinvrtedworld said:

doodler can you next time interrupt him back and be like "EXCUSE ME. I was asked a question and it's hard to answer when you start blabbing over me and it's rude." Lol probably not but omg what a buttface.

He just legit fell asleep at his desk.  He was snoring.  I was SOO close to walking over and slamming something onto the desk beside him when he jolted himself awake.

[ironbaby]

May 12, 2016 8:36:43 GMT -5 PirateCat said:

May 12, 2016 8:32:35 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

Come on over! People at work are getting angry at having to finish them off.

I have to make brownies or rice krispy treats next week.

ANGRY?! What's wrong with these people? 

Inundated by cake.

You're right, though. I don't see the problem.

Mmmm, cake.

[ohinvrtedworld]

May 12, 2016 9:10:11 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

May 12, 2016 8:36:43 GMT -5 PirateCat said:

ANGRY?! What's wrong with these people? 

Inundated by cake.

You're right, though. I don't see the problem.

Mmmm, cake.

Haters.

[ironbaby]

doodler, I feel like we need to do something to this guy. I'll just be over here scheming.

[doodler]

May 12, 2016 9:14:13 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

doodler, I feel like we need to do something to this guy. I'll just be over here scheming.

I have been a bitch to him all week. But then I feel guilty afterwards. Because I'm a softy like that. Something is wrong with me.

Also, I have been thisclose to storming into my bosses office and telling her that he is driving me fucking nuts. I always reconsider though. Damn professionalism.

[PirateCat]

May 12, 2016 9:10:11 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

May 12, 2016 8:36:43 GMT -5 PirateCat said:

ANGRY?! What's wrong with these people? 

Inundated by cake.

You're right, though. I don't see the problem.

Mmmm, cake.

Ungrateful, is more like it. There are cakeless people all over. 

(I am not cakeless today - we are cupcakes today for my boss's birthday.)

[PirateCat]

May 12, 2016 9:09:41 GMT -5 doodler said:

May 12, 2016 9:00:16 GMT -5 ohinvrtedworld said:

doodler can you next time interrupt him back and be like "EXCUSE ME. I was asked a question and it's hard to answer when you start blabbing over me and it's rude." Lol probably not but omg what a buttface.

He just legit fell asleep at his desk.  He was snoring.  I was SOO close to walking over and slamming something onto the desk beside him when he jolted himself awake.

People really fall asleep at work?? WTF. At least be a halfway decent adult before acting like a know-it-all d-bag. 

[PirateCat]

May 12, 2016 9:14:13 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

doodler , I feel like we need to do something to this guy. I'll just be over here scheming.

Totes need to put him in his place. 

[rablissful]

May 12, 2016 7:35:13 GMT -5 wannabmama said:

May 12, 2016 7:31:04 GMT -5 jellybeantoes said:

wannabmama What book did you finish?

I'm a little hungover today and I want to eat ALL the things.

I read the GKU book club book, "You're never weird on the Internet (almost)" it was cute, though I didn't know who Felicia Day was before I picked it up!

ILY but I'm side-eyeing you like WOAH.

I have an enormous girl crush on her.

[PirateCat]

I forgot it's trash day today, so I fail at adulting too. At least I have never fallen asleep at work. Thanks doodler's coworker for setting a low bar.

[onesweetworld]

Hai

[rablissful]

I propose we send @doodler's coworker either a glitter bomb or a box of dicks.

[doodler]

May 12, 2016 9:22:14 GMT -5 PirateCat said:

May 12, 2016 9:09:41 GMT -5 doodler said:

He just legit fell asleep at his desk.  He was snoring.  I was SOO close to walking over and slamming something onto the desk beside him when he jolted himself awake.

People really fall asleep at work?? WTF. At least be a halfway decent adult before acting like a know-it-all d-bag. 

What is worse, falling asleep at your desk or sitting at your desk on your phone for 8 hours straight?  Or owing me 20 reports, and another coworker 20 reports that began accruing in July and didn't get taken care of until April?  Or throwing a legit hissy fit including huffing, puffing, and slamming doors because I left you a post-it note on your desk asking you(nicely) to complete a simple task that is part of your job and needs to be done before I can do my job?  

All of these things have happened.  And yet he still works here.

[rooskie]

May 12, 2016 9:09:41 GMT -5 doodler said:

May 12, 2016 9:00:16 GMT -5 ohinvrtedworld said:

doodler can you next time interrupt him back and be like "EXCUSE ME. I was asked a question and it's hard to answer when you start blabbing over me and it's rude." Lol probably not but omg what a buttface.

He just legit fell asleep at his desk.  He was snoring.  I was SOO close to walking over and slamming something onto the desk beside him when he jolted himself awake.

I would take a video of this and show my boss. That is crazy.

[PirateCat]

My H is out of town until Sunday. I miss him already and am looking forward to some alone time simultaneously.

My cat is banned from the basement until H returns because I cannot deal with him catching a mouse.

[ohinvrtedworld]

May 12, 2016 9:09:41 GMT -5 doodler said:

May 12, 2016 9:00:16 GMT -5 ohinvrtedworld said:

doodler can you next time interrupt him back and be like "EXCUSE ME. I was asked a question and it's hard to answer when you start blabbing over me and it's rude." Lol probably not but omg what a buttface.

He just legit fell asleep at his desk.  He was snoring.  I was SOO close to walking over and slamming something onto the desk beside him when he jolted himself awake.

"Oh! Did I just INTERRUPT SOMETHING??!!"

[ohinvrtedworld]

May 12, 2016 9:33:26 GMT -5 doodler said:

May 12, 2016 9:22:14 GMT -5 PirateCat said:

People really fall asleep at work?? WTF. At least be a halfway decent adult before acting like a know-it-all d-bag. 

What is worse, falling asleep at your desk or sitting at your desk on your phone for 8 hours straight?  Or owing me 20 reports, and another coworker 20 reports that began accruing in July and didn't get taken care of until April?  Or throwing a legit hissy fit including huffing, puffing, and slamming doors because I left you a post-it note on your desk asking you(nicely) to complete a simple task that is part of your job and needs to be done before I can do my job?  

All of these things have happened.  And yet he still works here.

H used to have a coworker who straight up wrote off monthly membership fees for strippers in exchange for them sitting with him and his friends. He was also really belligerent at everyone else in that department for not selling as much as him (which, of course, was a lie as previously shown). It took a 2 whole years of HR inquiries to fire him! Ridiculous!!

[rablissful]

May 12, 2016 9:33:26 GMT -5 doodler said:

May 12, 2016 9:22:14 GMT -5 PirateCat said:

People really fall asleep at work?? WTF. At least be a halfway decent adult before acting like a know-it-all d-bag. 

What is worse, falling asleep at your desk or sitting at your desk on your phone for 8 hours straight?  Or owing me 20 reports, and another coworker 20 reports that began accruing in July and didn't get taken care of until April?  Or throwing a legit hissy fit including huffing, puffing, and slamming doors because I left you a post-it note on your desk asking you(nicely) to complete a simple task that is part of your job and needs to be done before I can do my job?  

All of these things have happened.  And yet he still works here.

I work with someone just like this at Petsmart.

I want to smack him on an almost daily basis.

I also do not understand how he still works there.

[wannabmama]

May 12, 2016 9:23:39 GMT -5 rablissful said:

May 12, 2016 7:35:13 GMT -5 wannabmama said:

I read the GKU book club book, "You're never weird on the Internet (almost)" it was cute, though I didn't know who Felicia Day was before I picked it up!

ILY but I'm side-eyeing you like WOAH.

I have an enormous girl crush on her.

I was going to blame my age...but just realized she and I are pretty close in age. So no...just clueless

[PirateCat]

doodler, is he 10? How do people like him manage to survive in the working world? There must be so many people out there deserving of his job.

I had a deadbeat coworker for many many years. He lied, never showed up to work with all kinds of bullshit excuses, he borrowed money from my boss and never paid him back, I am pretty sure he stole from petty cash, too. Sometimes it felt like his role at the office was to make the rest of us look good.

[rooskie]

I wore a dress to work today sans spanx. I don't know why I don't do this more often. So comfortable.

[ladytiffany24]

Hi! So close to Friday.

[easilyunamused]

Good morning! Ugh, I feel gross. Like hungover. But I have not drank in a long time. Totally not fair!

It's getting so hot here, I need to get up and do some errands before the heat really kicks in. My bed is so comfy though.

[wildflower810]

I was gone for two hours this morning and H did absolutely nothing. Zero. Not even flushing the toilet he left unflushed last night.

So now I guess I'll rage clean the whole house while he lies on the couch.

[wildflower810]

I will send a glitter package to doodler's coworker. Let me know when and what address.

[wannabmama]

May 12, 2016 10:18:09 GMT -5 wildflower810 said:

I was gone for two hours this morning and H did absolutely nothing. Zero. Not even flushing the toilet he left unflushed last night.

So now I guess I'll rage clean the whole house while he lies on the couch.

I'm about to strangle MH for the lack of simple task completion. Yesterday he scoffed at me for cleaning the blender blade piece but leaving it in the sink...as I rushed off for my hour and a half commute before my nine hour work day and back home commute of another hour and a half...and then I got home (four hours after him) and there were four new cups and silverware in the sink, not even rinsed. Despite an empty dishwasher right there... He literally leaves a path of destruction everywhere he goes.
I left his half drank beer glass out this morning instead of cleaning it up...how much you want to bet it's right where I saw it this morning when I get home??

[easilyunamused]

I watched Star Wars last night and had dream that I adopted a new "dog". It was basically just R2D2.