Ah FUCK! I forgot I had half a bagel under the oven broiler and it set the fire alarm off...the on the the damn valeted ceiling. I had to knock it off with the broom. Maintenance is going to hate me in the morning. I was too invested in Clueless gifs.
I have a mattress protector on (so we don't void the warranty on the mattress) and a fitted sheet
Wait. Mattresses have a warranty?
Mine has a 25 year I believe. It's an icomfort. Best purchase I've ever made. I have warranties on all of my furniture. If you spill wine on my couch, I can send it to be cleaned/repaired and if they can't fix it, they give you a replacement worth what you paid.
I'm super late to the party because I met DH and his best friend from college for dinner. Apparently, right before I got there, hothead friend had a little altercation with the manager of this family friendly establishment, and we were asked to leave. Oh yeah, and the cops were called. Did I mention that hothead friend's parents and 3 year old kid were also with us? Who knew you could get banned from a chain Italian joint for life? (Not me, the friend) It was SUPER awkward, so we walked down the row to a buger joint. The cops showed up to talk to hothead friend for a while, and the rest of us ate dinner and pretended to be normal. I need moar wine!!!
MH got himself temporarily banned from a Verizon wireless store a few months ago.
Ah FUCK! I forgot I had half a bagel under the oven broiler and it set the fire alarm off...the on the the damn valeted ceiling. I had to knock it off with the broom. Maintenance is going to hate me in the morning. I was too invested in Clueless gifs.
RIP yummy bagel.
Who only eats half a bagel?
Cause I was saving the other half for a snack tonight. Dammit! I live like a poor bachelor when MH is away, ok! Judgy Mcjuderson.
OMG! ! When the opening scene of that movie came on DH looked at me and said, so what girlie movie is this. Don't tell me you don't know. I knew but didn't want to admit it.
OMG! ! When the opening scene of that movie came on DH looked at me and said, so what girlie movie is this. Don't tell me you don't know. I knew but didn't want to admit it.
OMG! ! When the opening scene of that movie came on DH looked at me and said, so what girlie movie is this. Don't tell me you don't know. I knew but didn't want to admit it.
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