FFFC GKU Style

[ironbaby]

May 27, 2016 9:44:54 GMT -5 @irish said:

May 27, 2016 8:17:07 GMT -5 wildflower810 said:

I think my own farts are hilarious. H's, however, are gross.

I hold to this double standard with much passion.

+1

Confession- I farted so loud last night that I scared my poor dog who was laying next to me. I thought it was hilarious. Period farts, man.

I walked clear across the entire house last night so I could fart without letting H know. Period farts are neither quiet nor lacking in smell.

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May 27, 2016 9:54:22 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

May 27, 2016 9:44:54 GMT -5 @irish said:

+1

Confession- I farted so loud last night that I scared my poor dog who was laying next to me. I thought it was hilarious. Period farts, man.

I walked clear across the entire house last night so I could fart without letting H know. Period farts are neither quiet nor lacking in smell.

Oh H was sitting next to me. He didn't find it as funny as I did. Didn't smell though! Lol

[BabyStandish]

I would rub my husband's nose in his pee if he did his business on the couch.

[housecarder]

May 27, 2016 9:56:46 GMT -5 BabyStandish said:

I would rub my husband's nose in his pee if he did his business on the couch.

Mine was passed out on the couch and just wet himself. Not like he whipped it out and peed on it.

[ceejay]

May 27, 2016 9:47:54 GMT -5 ****** said:

MH has this really annoying habit of throwing his dirty clothes everywhere but the hamper. I have even found them in a hamper on top of clean folded clothes. I have started hanging them back up as if they're clean. If he can't get them to the dirty clothes hampe, then . I'm assuming they're still wearable shirts and shorts.

Are we married to the same person?

I'm pretty sure if I did that, H would probably never ever notice and would just keep wearing the same dirty clothes over and over forever until they eventually disintegrated. 

[BabyStandish]

May 27, 2016 9:59:16 GMT -5 housecarder said:

May 27, 2016 9:56:46 GMT -5 BabyStandish said:

I would rub my husband's nose in his pee if he did his business on the couch.

Mine was passed out on the couch and just wet himself. Not like he whipped it out and peed on it.

That's more acceptable. Doing it on purpose is not.

[ironbaby]

May 27, 2016 9:56:46 GMT -5 BabyStandish said:

I would rub my husband's nose in his pee if he did his business on the couch.

Literal LOL.

[PirateCat]

May 27, 2016 9:59:16 GMT -5 housecarder said:

May 27, 2016 9:56:46 GMT -5 BabyStandish said:

I would rub my husband's nose in his pee if he did his business on the couch.

Mine was passed out on the couch and just wet himself. Not like he whipped it out and peed on it.

Adult diapers are so handy... 

[housecarder]

May 27, 2016 10:02:47 GMT -5 PirateCat said:

May 27, 2016 9:59:16 GMT -5 housecarder said:

Mine was passed out on the couch and just wet himself. Not like he whipped it out and peed on it.

Adult diapers are so handy... 

If I could have gotten him to wear one before drinking I would have, but he was always convinced that he could handle his liquor. Not true at all.

[BabyStandish]

I have peed my pants as an adult. At a party. In college. Stupid button down fly jeans.

I think that's enough from me today.

[wildflower810]

This is where I confess that I have never been drunk. College was about grades for me, and I was living with my parents, so no partying there.

[PirateCat]

May 27, 2016 10:17:50 GMT -5 BabyStandish said:

I have peed my pants as an adult. At a party. In college. Stupid button down fly jeans.

I think that's enough from me today.

Like because you couldn't get your fly open fast enough? 

[PirateCat]

BabyStandish, and thanks for getting us started today!

[bex15]

In college one of my friends was having a 4th of July party at her parents house which is built in a u-shape with a pool in the middle of the U and the house has floor to ceiling windows, so basically if you are anywhere in the house or outside you can see all of the hallways, living rooms, etc. Everyone was super drunk and I ended up hooking up with a guy who was there. In the living room. The lights were not on and everyone was outside so I didn't think anyone could see this (or knew that we were in there), was also not thinking clearly really but I found out the next day that everyone was watching. So, basically, I put on a porn show.

[BabyStandish]

May 27, 2016 10:21:20 GMT -5 PirateCat said:

May 27, 2016 10:17:50 GMT -5 BabyStandish said:

I have peed my pants as an adult. At a party. In college. Stupid button down fly jeans.

I think that's enough from me today.

Like because you couldn't get your fly open fast enough? 

Yep. Thankfully I had a sweatshirt so I just tied it around my waist and pretty much ran out of there.

[BabyStandish]

May 27, 2016 10:23:36 GMT -5 PirateCat said:

BabyStandish, and thanks for getting us started today!

You're welcome

[diamondsndaisies]

May 27, 2016 10:17:53 GMT -5 wildflower810 said:

This is where I confess that I have never been drunk. College was about grades for me, and I was living with my parents, so no partying there.

But, you are an adult now. No excuses. Go get drunk. Just to say you did. 

That being said, I don't like the feeling of being drunk and 99% of the time quit before I get drunk. 

Is this considered peer pressure?  

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

May 27, 2016 9:54:22 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

May 27, 2016 9:44:54 GMT -5 @irish said:

+1

Confession- I farted so loud last night that I scared my poor dog who was laying next to me. I thought it was hilarious. Period farts, man.

I walked clear across the entire house last night so I could fart without letting H know. Period farts are neither quiet nor lacking in smell.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Poor Mr. Broc. I never have the decency to do this.

[PirateCat]

bex15

[wildflower810]

May 27, 2016 10:29:06 GMT -5 diamondsndaisies said:

May 27, 2016 10:17:53 GMT -5 wildflower810 said:

This is where I confess that I have never been drunk. College was about grades for me, and I was living with my parents, so no partying there.

But, you are an adult now. No excuses. Go get drunk. Just to say you did. 

That being said, I don't like the feeling of being drunk and 99% of the time quit before I get drunk. 

Is this considered peer pressure?  

But... responsibilities and child and stuffs.

[bex15]

May 27, 2016 10:34:05 GMT -5 PirateCat said:

bex15

Lol, that is so accurate!! So embarrassing!

[ironbaby]

I threw a party the summer before college for the sole purpose of getting drunk for the first time in a controlled environment.

Then proceeded to just act like an idiot in college anyway.

[diamondsndaisies]

May 27, 2016 10:34:39 GMT -5 wildflower810 said:

May 27, 2016 10:29:06 GMT -5 diamondsndaisies said:

But, you are an adult now. No excuses. Go get drunk. Just to say you did. 

That being said, I don't like the feeling of being drunk and 99% of the time quit before I get drunk. 

Is this considered peer pressure?  

But... responsibilities and child and stuffs.

ok. I won't continue to pressure you.

[kleigh]

I have a similar to BabyStandish story.

In sixth grade I started wearing a "training bra" (Question: what are we training the girls for, always wanted to know?)






Very first day I wore this training bra to school I came down with the worst case of itchy-nipple and realized it was the bra's fault. I went in the bathroom and removed the bra and shoved it in my pants pocket. When I got back to class I lifted my backpack off the floor and snuck it in there from my pocket.






Later in class we had to take out our math books, mine of course being in my back pack. Forgetting my bra was in there I ripped out my math book and the bra went sliding across the floor.

[ceejay]

wildflower810 - I will join you and confess that I don't think I've ever been drunk either. Not for lack of trying... I have a super small bladder and alcohol makes me pee like crazy. Every time I've tried to have 4+ drinks in an evening, I just end up peeing A LOT. I'll end up nicely buzzed but not drunk.

I don't try anymore because it's no fun having to go to the bathroom every 15 minutes.

[ohinvrtedworld]

May 27, 2016 10:17:53 GMT -5 wildflower810 said:

This is where I confess that I have never been drunk. College was about grades for me, and I was living with my parents, so no partying there.

The drunkest I've ever been was about a month ago when I puked in my MIL's toilet -- I otherwise had it pretty together through college and young adult life.

Kinda pathetic haha. And classy of me to wait until with H's family (cringe)

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

May 27, 2016 10:46:24 GMT -5 ceejay said:

wildflower810 - I will join you and confess that I don't think I've ever been drunk either. Not for lack of trying... I have a super small bladder and alcohol makes me pee like crazy. Every time I've tried to have 4+ drinks in an evening, I just end up peeing A LOT. I'll end up nicely buzzed but not drunk.

I don't try anymore because it's no fun having to go to the bathroom every 15 minutes.

What's a girl to do, then? Reduce the volume consumed. My suggestion:

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

Also, 99% of the time I don't drink unless I am planning on getting schwasty-faced.

But when I do, I am so fucking fun.

[PirateCat]

When I was in HS my older sister took me to a bar and we drank Remy Martin. Don't ask me why she was drinking Remy Martin in college but she did and that's what I had.

[diamondsndaisies]

May 27, 2016 10:53:36 GMT -5 PirateCat said:

When I was in HS my older sister took me to a bar and we drank Remy Martin. Don't ask me why she was drinking Remy Martin in college but she did and that's what I had.

FFFC I don't know what a Remy Martin is.