You Know You're a Parent When...

[SheilaTheTank]

You have calluses on your hand from carrying the carseat

[SheilaTheTank]

You actually fill out all of those stupid product registration cards.

[SheilaTheTank]

You always have some stain on your clothes. You don't know exactly what it is, but you do know it's some form of baby goo.

[SheilaTheTank]

You know every freaking song on all their toys, including the order that they play in.

I'm looking at you Baby Einstein Take Along Tunes!

[paloslee]

Jun 12, 2016 10:13:01 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

You know every freaking song on all their toys, including the order that they play in.

I'm looking at you Baby Einstein Take Along Tunes!

Lol yes to knowing songs!

[jewel441]

You and everything you own smells like milk.

[paloslee]

When you use wipes to clean EVERYTHING!

[SheilaTheTank]

Your phone, tv remote, and half of your possessions are covered in little droplets of breast milk

[jewel441]

When you dngaf who sees your nipple

[jewel441]

When it takes two tries to make a trip to Best Buy

[SheilaTheTank]

Jun 12, 2016 11:56:46 GMT -5 jewel441 said:

When it takes two tries to make a trip to Best Buy anywhere

FTFY

[sunshineshades]

When your house is a mess because baby will only nap being held.

[sunshineshades]

When baby pukes on you while baby wearing and you leave it for hours because she's finally asleep.

[halfahippy]

When you catch yourself swaying from side to side even when you aren't holding the baby.

[cinnamonsmiles]

Jun 12, 2016 12:40:04 GMT -5 sunshineshades said:

When your house is a mess because baby will only nap being held.

...whilst the toddler destroys any hope of order.

[cinnamonsmiles]

Jun 12, 2016 13:34:11 GMT -5 halfahippy said:

When you catch yourself swaying from side to side even when you aren't holding the baby.

It always cracks me up to be in a group of women while holding V because eventually we're all swaying

[chatterbox]

When you have an Amazon delivery almost daily.

[megrae12]

When you choose your clothes based on how they show stains.

[katespade]

When the top 3 stations on your Pandora are Children stations.

[songbirdsinging55]

When it takes more time to get everyone ready than to run the actual errand.

[songbirdsinging55]

When you know all the nursery rhymes and kids songs by heart. Then you have them stuck in your head all day.

[rosetyler72]

Jun 12, 2016 14:35:16 GMT -5 megrae12 said:

When you choose your clothes based on how they show stains.

Or ease of boob access!

[katespade]

Here's a great one.

When you get out of the shower and your H puts his hand on your boob not to be handsy or for funsies but because you didn't realize you are shooting milk across the bathroom.

[Deleted]

Jun 12, 2016 10:09:57 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

You have calluses on your hand from carrying the carseat

Omg. I have legit been wondering where these calluses came from for a few days now. IT'S THE CARSEAT.

[chatterbox]

Jun 12, 2016 10:09:57 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

You have calluses on your hand from carrying the carseat

I discovered today that I have a callus on my pinky from where I rest my iPhone while nursing!

[SheilaTheTank]

Jun 14, 2016 18:45:47 GMT -5 chatterbox said:

Jun 12, 2016 10:09:57 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

You have calluses on your hand from carrying the carseat

I discovered today that I have a callus on my pinky from where I rest my iPhone while nursing!

I was getting tennis elbow from trying to hold my cell phone while nursing. lol. 

[megrae12]

When you become a master at doing things one handed.

[SheilaTheTank]

Jun 15, 2016 9:04:06 GMT -5 megrae12 said:

When you become a master at doing things one handed.

I need to be able to like this 1,000 times. 

[rosetyler72]

When you find a dried baby booger on your boob and it doesn't even faze you.

[nexttonormal]

You consider wine and coffee their own food group.