Ruin a Wish (duplicate thread whoops)

[moutonrouge]

My bad, this was already posted. Anyone want to play ruin a wish? You wish for something, and the next person to post grants it but in such a way that the wish is ruined. 

Example:

Wish Post: I wish it would stop raining

Reply: Granted, but it starts snowing instead





I wish my boss would call out sick today. 

[BabyStandish]

Granted. But he wants you to stay late tonight and do all of his work for him.

[BabyStandish]

Oh...and a wish...

I wish I had a pool.

[lilsneezy]

Jun 13, 2016 8:50:17 GMT -5 BabyStandish said:

Oh...and a wish...

I wish I had a pool.

Granted, but it's only 1' deep.

I wish I could stay home today.

[PirateCat]

Jun 13, 2016 9:00:36 GMT -5 lilsneezy said:

Jun 13, 2016 8:50:17 GMT -5 BabyStandish said:

Oh...and a wish...

I wish I had a pool.

Granted, but it's only 1' deep.

I wish I could stay home today.

Granted, but your least favorite relative is coming over to spend the whole day with you. 

I wish I had a breakfast sandwich.

[wannabmama]

Eta: wish PirateCat

I wish I had a breakfast sandwich.

Granted, but the bread is stale.

I wish I could work outside all day.

[risscaboobs]

Jun 13, 2016 9:06:29 GMT -5 wannabmama said:

Eta: wish PirateCat

I wish I had a breakfast sandwich.

Granted, but the bread is stale.

I wish I could work outside all day.

Granted, but it's going to pour the whole time.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[irish14]

Jun 13, 2016 9:10:52 GMT -5 risscaboobs said:

Jun 13, 2016 9:06:29 GMT -5 wannabmama said:

Eta: wish PirateCat

I wish I had a breakfast sandwich.

Granted, but the bread is stale.

I wish I could work outside all day.

Granted, but it's going to pour the whole time.

I wish I had a million dollars.

granted, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish I could teleport to work instead of commute.

[BabyStandish]

Jun 13, 2016 9:16:24 GMT -5 irish14 said:

Jun 13, 2016 9:10:52 GMT -5 risscaboobs said:

Granted, but it's going to pour the whole time.

I wish I had a million dollars.

granted, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish I could teleport to work instead of commute.

Granted but you turn into a fly.

I wish I had a donut.

[irish14]

BabyStandish

Granted, but it's moldy.

I wish I spoke another language fluently.

[icedtea]

Jun 13, 2016 9:23:58 GMT -5 irish14 said:

BabyStandish

Granted, but it's moldy.

I wish I spoke another language fluently.

Granted, but it's klingon. 

I wish I was going on vacation.

[moutonrouge]

Jun 13, 2016 9:26:48 GMT -5 icedtea said:

Jun 13, 2016 9:23:58 GMT -5 irish14 said:

BabyStandish

Granted, but it's moldy.

I wish I spoke another language fluently.

Granted, but it's klingon. 

I wish I was going on vacation.

Granted, but it's a one-way trip to Siberia. 

I wish I could bring my dog to the office. 

[moutonrouge]

Jun 13, 2016 9:52:03 GMT -5 @samrs22 said:

Jun 13, 2016 9:36:35 GMT -5 moutonrouge said:

Granted, but it's a one-way trip to Siberia. 

I wish I could bring my dog to the office. 

Granted but he falls in love with your boss and wants to live with him

I wish I had an honorary masters degree in my field

Granted, but it also comes with an honorary student loan. 

I wish I had a pool. 

[risscaboobs]

Jun 13, 2016 10:10:25 GMT -5 moutonrouge said:

Jun 13, 2016 9:52:03 GMT -5 @samrs22 said:

Granted but he falls in love with your boss and wants to live with him

I wish I had an honorary masters degree in my field

Granted, but it also comes with an honorary student loan. 

I wish I had a pool. 

Granted. But it's a wasp magnet.

I wish I could go home.

[moutonrouge]

Jun 13, 2016 10:15:35 GMT -5 risscaboobs said:

Jun 13, 2016 10:10:25 GMT -5 moutonrouge said:

Granted, but it also comes with an honorary student loan. 

I wish I had a pool. 

Granted. But it's a wasp magnet.

I wish I could go home.

Granted, but your neighbor's dog barks all day. 

I wish I got more vacation days. 

[icedtea]

Jun 13, 2016 10:20:19 GMT -5 moutonrouge said:

Jun 13, 2016 10:15:35 GMT -5 risscaboobs said:

Granted. But it's a wasp magnet.

I wish I could go home.

Granted, but your neighbor's dog barks all day. 

I wish I got more vacation days. 

Granted, but you have to work 15-hour days.

I wish I had more energy.

[jlincoln]

Jun 13, 2016 10:40:28 GMT -5 icedtea said:

Jun 13, 2016 10:20:19 GMT -5 moutonrouge said:

Granted, but your neighbor's dog barks all day. 

I wish I got more vacation days. 

Granted, but you have to work 15-hour days.

I wish I had more energy.

Granted, but your energy has to be put into cleaning the house.

I wish for colder weather.

[risscaboobs]

Jun 13, 2016 10:42:23 GMT -5 jlincoln said:

Jun 13, 2016 10:40:28 GMT -5 icedtea said:

Granted, but you have to work 15-hour days.

I wish I had more energy.

Granted, but your energy has to be put into cleaning the house.

I wish for colder weather.

Granted, but you have to move to Antarctica.

I wish I could get Jimmy John's for lunch.

Edit to make my wish less unfun lol

[moutonrouge]

Jun 13, 2016 10:50:12 GMT -5 risscaboobs said:

Jun 13, 2016 10:42:23 GMT -5 jlincoln said:

Granted, but your energy has to be put into cleaning the house.

I wish for colder weather.

Granted, but you have to move to Antarctica.

I wish I could get Jimmy John's for lunch.

Edit to make my wish less unfun lol

Granted, but they're out of the ingredients for the sandwich you want. 

I wish I could have someone redecorate my whole house. 

[MapleMomma]

Jun 13, 2016 11:05:13 GMT -5 moutonrouge said:

Jun 13, 2016 10:50:12 GMT -5 risscaboobs said:

Granted, but you have to move to Antarctica.

I wish I could get Jimmy John's for lunch.

Edit to make my wish less unfun lol

Granted, but they're out of the ingredients for the sandwich you want. 

I wish I could have someone redecorate my whole house. 

Granted, but they wallpaper every wall and ceiling.

I wish I could binge on tv all afternoon.

[Justbecause]

Granted. But the only thing on is golf.

I wish I could take a nap.

[BabyStandish]

Jun 13, 2016 11:27:35 GMT -5 @samrs22 said:

Jun 13, 2016 11:05:13 GMT -5 moutonrouge said:

Granted, but they're out of the ingredients for the sandwich you want. 

I wish I could have someone redecorate my whole house. 

Granted. But it's your mother

I wish my husband would hike with me

Granted, but he insists on a piggy back ride.

I wish leg hair didn't grow.

[PirateCat]

Granted, but now you're growing a beard.

I wish I had a housekeeper.

ETA: I did that wrong and I don't know how to fix it. Tagging BabyStandish.
ETA2: Tagged the wrong person. I suck.

[kayladawn91]

Granted but then your other hair doesn't grow either.

I wish I could go to the beach.

[kellybenelly83]

Jun 13, 2016 11:31:37 GMT -5 kayladawn91 said:

Granted but then your other hair doesn't grow either.

I wish I could go to the beach.

Granted, but you can't get the sand out of your bathing suit bottoms.

I wish my mortgage was paid off.

[ThankfulSnail]

Jun 13, 2016 11:34:10 GMT -5 kellybenelly83 said:

Jun 13, 2016 11:31:37 GMT -5 kayladawn91 said:

Granted but then your other hair doesn't grow either.

I wish I could go to the beach.

Granted, but you can't get the sand out of your bathing suit bottoms.

I wish my mortgage was paid off.

Granted, but now natural disaster strikes and your house is gone.

I wish it was 4:30 already.

[moutonrouge]

Jun 13, 2016 11:43:57 GMT -5 ThankfulSnail said:

Jun 13, 2016 11:34:10 GMT -5 kellybenelly83 said:

Granted, but you can't get the sand out of your bathing suit bottoms.

I wish my mortgage was paid off.

Granted, but now natural disaster strikes and your house is gone.

I wish it was 4:30 already.

Granted, but at 5:30pm time skips forward again to 6am tomorrow morning.

I wish I had a second dog. 

[kellybenelly83]

Jun 13, 2016 11:47:58 GMT -5 moutonrouge said:

Jun 13, 2016 11:43:57 GMT -5 ThankfulSnail said:

I wish I had a second dog. 

Granted but he humps your legs non stop

I wish I had a personal hairdresser to do my hair every day

[PirateCat]

Jun 13, 2016 12:05:56 GMT -5 kellybenelly83 said:

Jun 13, 2016 11:47:58 GMT -5 moutonrouge said:

Granted but he humps your legs non stop

I wish I had a personal hairdresser to do my hair every day

Granted but she's 90 YO and only does 80s hair styles. 

I wish I had unlimited vacation time. 

[BabyStandish]

Jun 13, 2016 12:34:04 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

Jun 13, 2016 12:23:39 GMT -5 PirateCat said:

granted but your boss has to come on vacation with you.

I wish I was taller.

Granted, but you're 10 feet tall and you hit your head on everything. 

Edit,...forgot wish. 

I wish I had another cup of coffee in my hand.