Weirdest Thing I Call My Kid

[London]

We have a series of strange nicknames for A.

1) Mugs (short for muggin, as in "mean muggin")
2) Moo (no real reason)
4) Turkey burger (no real reason)
5) Baba Ganoush (we started with Baba once she started babbling that, and it evolved...)

Tell me I am not alone in strange terms of endearment. What are yours?

[andtheheartbreakers]

This is so awful and I don't know why I don't have cutsie names for my girl.....but I call her

Poopaloop
Grumpalumpagus
Monkey butt
Porky pie

And thankfully there is one that isn't so bad:

Layla bug

[mowkey]

Poopybutt every time she has a dirty diaper. So weird.

[junewife]

I mostly just call him "baby guy," but I sometimes call my toddler all kinds of weird things like "ChachMagach," which evolved from "ChaChi," which for some reason he thinks is how he should pronounce his real name (not even close).

[txshep]

Wah (as in the noise a baby makes when crying)
Daddy Face
Bitey McBaby

[estakis]

The most common name we call her is Niddo. It started out as kiddo and sort of morphed into Niddo. DH likes to say that Niddo means newborn kiddo. Although she's not a newborn anymore…
For a while I was calling her Munch-Munch, short for munchkin I guess.

[euphony]

Currently I call him Snaggle Tooth and Crank Butt, both related to teething. Also, Mr. Moo for absolutely no reason.

[eliza040502]

His nickname is Bear.

I call him:

Bears (now my H and MIL do too).
Bear Bear
Fuss Fuss Bear

I'm very original.

[tsmith312]

Monkey munk ( don't know why , just do )

Chunky munk ( because , chunk )

Little momma

[mandie]

We've always called Ben Benjaminpants. He will even tell you that is his name, lol.

We don't have any names for Allie. She, literally, is always Baby Allie. Ben called her that before she came home. She's always been Baby Allie. It will be weird when she isn't a baby and we call her Allie.

[txshep]

@chitownsully I used to call our old corgi Mr. Pants! If he was having a saucy day it was Señor Pantalones

[crystaleyes138]

@chitownsully, I call my dogs weird names too. The most used are Liliah-Loo (for Delilah) and Abba-Doo (for Abigail).

As for my human baby, I most often call him Bug (I also call the dogs this). Sometimes Moops (like a cow goes moo but put a "p" at the end). Or I call him Weirdo or Silly. I've tried to cut down on Weirdo in public.

[sandj918]

Grumpy McGrumperson
Bugaboo- Bug for short
Stinker
Little C

[BookishMomma]

Stinkerdoo
Stinky Stink
Mr. Boo
Muncher and Munch-kabob and Mucnch-ka-bobber

[txshep]

Since we're including dog nicknames:
Danger
Danger Dog
Shep/Sheppa
Sheep/Sheepa - so yes, if my name was actually txSHEEP it would still be appropriate

[mrsb1008]

Zachary

Zach

Peanut

Little man

Mr Poop

Zachary Giraffe

Dinosaur Zach (normally in singing to him in the tune of "particle man")

[cocopuff]

M:
Miss Maddie
Maddie Maddie poops-a-Lottie
Little miss
Missy miss
Sweets
Stinker

A:
Bugaboo
Bug
Beautiful
Cranky pants
Anna cabana
Hippy (hungry hippo --> hippo --> hippy
Stinky
Creeper

Dog:
Puff
Puffer
Puffer nut
Cokes
Cooku
Wiggle puppy

[London]

Our cat, Sophie:

Soph
Soph-a-loaf
Loaf
Loafie

[emejay]

... I don't ? AM I A BAD MOTHER???

[txshep]

Jun 16, 2016 16:13:21 GMT -5 emejay said:

... I don't ? AM I A BAD MOTHER???

Giant baby is far too mature for silly nicknames

[beane]

Jun 16, 2016 16:13:21 GMT -5 emejay said:

... I don't ? AM I A BAD MOTHER???

Yes, clearly.

[emejay]

Jun 16, 2016 16:33:51 GMT -5 txshep said:

Jun 16, 2016 16:13:21 GMT -5 emejay said:

... I don't ? AM I A BAD MOTHER???

Giant baby is far too mature for silly nicknames

I call him "Monsieur le Duc Arthur de la W."

[London]

Jun 16, 2016 16:41:08 GMT -5 emejay said:

Jun 16, 2016 16:33:51 GMT -5 txshep said:

Giant baby is far too mature for silly nicknames

I call him "Monsieur le Duc Arthur de la W."

That's very British for being in French.

[sandj918]

Chickadee is another

[emejay]

Jun 16, 2016 17:36:59 GMT -5 London said:

Jun 16, 2016 16:41:08 GMT -5 emejay said:

I call him "Monsieur le Duc Arthur de la W."

That's very British for being in French.

Canadian history and all

[beane]

Poof

[sdfonz619]

Snookums is a current fave, followed by Mila Mouska Mouse. Also, fuss bucket when she's fussy and little darling.

[obie1680]

Val
Valley baby
Chunky monkey
Beastie
Beast baby
Snuggabutt


Max
Maxman
Man
Buddy
Crab pants

Butters
Butterman
Bubba
Asshole

[southernpeach89]

Callie: I don't really have anything original for her lol
Callie girl
Silly girl
Stinky

Maddux (our dog):
Madd Dog
Mad-ducks
Stinky butt
Maddux totesworth
Madd Madd
poopy butt
goob

[cowplanet]

So many. There's a butt theme. This girl poops 3-4 times a day. Because why not. We have prunes baby food just sitting in our fridge being wasted because I dare not give her something that'll make her poop more.

Stink Butt
Stinker McGee
Flufflebutt
Fluffy Flufferkins
Monkey Butt
Chunky Monk
Annabear
Bananabear
Fuss Butt