Monday spam

[cloe111479]

It's my due date. Still pregnant. Headed to work. Not happy. That about sums me up today

How are you guys?

[dacora]

Induction day for me! Trying not to stress too much and looking forward to some sushi for lunch. DH has been spoiling me the last couple days so it was easy to ask to go out for lunch. Other than that, I'll just be anxiously waiting to head to the hospital at 4...

[Deleted]

cloe111479 I hope you go into labor soon!

dacora, good luck today!

Last night DH's band threw him a surprise baby shower. I knew about it, but a complete surprise for him. It was the sweetest, and most fun baby shower! Lots of amazing home made gifts, including elaborate outfits for her to wear at gigs. Tons of people (there are over 20 people in the band). I'm so full of love for his giant, wacky, band family.

[miniwheat]

Happy Due Date cloe111479 I hope your work day goes by quickly.
Good luck today dacora!

My spam is I feel so guilty that I am so happy DD is going my in-laws for the day. I just want to nap and feed the baby today. And maybe fold some clothes and that is it. DD is still very much adjusting to a new sibling and I am so low energy that I know I am not doing all I can do to help her with it. I hope that if I can catch up on some sleep I can do better tomorrow.

[michelle142]

Good luck today dacora!

39 week checkup today. I've got some super fun cramping going on. Woooo.

[ChickenOnSunday]

My legs are exhausted from my attempt to induce labor by going for multiple walks. I might take a nap at work.

[AppropriateChocolate]

Happy Monday Ladies I hope you all have a beautiful day.

Spam: I'm more sick than I was yesterday. YAY! Woke up at 3am coughing up my lungs and everything else. Ive tried EVERY home remedy to shake this thing, but nothings working. I just wanna cry. I'm over being sick and ready for my LO to make her way.

[misshart00]

Baby still wants to eat every hour and cries between. I'm so exhausted. I think I'm having trouble because DD slept in longer stretches early on.

[misshart00]

Happy induction day dacora! Good luck.

[ChickenOnSunday]

I'm going to blame my husband for the fact I'm still pregnant. He needs to get over himself and have sex with me.

[misshart00]

Feb 9, 2015 8:44:06 GMT -5 ChickenOnSunday said:

I'm going to blame my husband for the fact I'm still pregnant. He needs to get over himself and have sex with me.

Aw, poor guy. His wife wants sex. /sarcasm

[rmsteele]

Happy due date cloe111479 ! I hope your work day goes by quickly.

Happy induction day dacora ! T&Ps for a smooth delivery and yay for sushi!

Feel better soon AppropriateChocolate !

AFM: Just another day at work As much as I want this LO to wait for MIL, I really hate going into work so selfish me wants LO to come now.

[ChickenOnSunday]

Feb 9, 2015 8:44:53 GMT -5 misshart00 said:

Feb 9, 2015 8:44:06 GMT -5 ChickenOnSunday said:

I'm going to blame my husband for the fact I'm still pregnant. He needs to get over himself and have sex with me.

Aw, poor guy. His wife wants sex. /sarcasm

I don't want sex. I want to evict this baby.

One of my neighbors mentioned he knows a guy who thinks pregnant woman are totally sexy and he wants to do all of them. I told the neighbor to give the guy my number since my husband won't take on the task.

[misshart00]

Feb 9, 2015 8:48:28 GMT -5 ChickenOnSunday said:

Feb 9, 2015 8:44:53 GMT -5 misshart00 said:

Aw, poor guy. His wife wants sex. /sarcasm

I don't want sex. I want to evict this baby.

One of my neighbors mentioned he knows a guy who thinks pregnant woman are totally sexy and he wants to do all of them. I told the neighbor to give the guy my number since my husband won't take on the task.

Oh I know. But it's still sex for him. And I laughed too hard at the second half if your post.

[babycfeb2015]

ChickenOnSunday that was our problem too. Finally got him to do it and still didnt work. So we had awk sex and still no baby

[misshart00]

I once told my grandma (yes we talk about sex a lot. We're weird) that I has sex the night before DD was born. She was surprised I was allowed to. She said they wouldn't let them do that so close to their due date back then.

[danitaec]

Morning, spammers!

Our shower was Saturday, and if I could get pictures to cooperate I would be a total AW, but that hasn't happened yet. The best part was that my daddy made us a cradle; a gorgeous, handmade, cedar cradle. I sort of knew it was coming (he made one for my brother's kids, he darn sure better make me one!) but the fact that he made it just for us is so special.

Also, that evening my husband and I sat down and cranked out ALL the thank-yous. He gets major points for that!

37 week appointment today. We're not yet prepared, so I hope all indicators are that he'll stay inside for a bit longer! I know some of you are miserable, and it's probably all down hill from here, but I'd be ok with going to/past my due date.

Have a great Monday, ladies!

[cloe111479]

Chickenonsunday -- I got DH to dtd last night. Also he read something about nipple stimulating and it causing labor. I said dude go to town.

[michelle142]

Feb 9, 2015 9:07:43 GMT -5 cloe111479 said:

Chickenonsunday -- I got DH to dtd last night. Also he read something about nipple stimulating and it causing labor. I said dude go to town.

I've been leaking a little bit, so all of a sudden DH is afraid of my boobs. It's especially irritating because he's normally a boob guy and doesn't skimp on attention in that area!! And I'm all, JUST DO IT.

[michelle142]

Am I blind, or do we not have a nursery pics thread over here?

I finally have pictures to share, but I don't want to make a whole new post if there is one already.

[mands1125]

add another for awkward sex and no baby. DH played flag football yesterday and got hurt too so there was no convincing him to have sex with me last night or today either. Boohoo.

[kaydee0402]

I love all these evict the baby posts. We haven't tried anything yet to evict Little Man, but I'm also 38+3, so I'm not at that point yet. However, I'm so over having pretty much everything I say getting linked to "Well, that's a sign you're about to go into labor." People need to shut their traps.

[kaydee0402]

Also, paging xoxolicia! I noticed that you were banned on The Dump I went after slezepass with a vengeance and now she's banned too.

I'm so over all my favorites getting the ban hammer.

[Deleted]

Hello ladies!
All this talk of sex is making me want to skip the rest of the work day and call DH... Although it was a total fail last time we tried it. We kinda laughed our way through it because I was so big and awkward. We'll see what happens tonight (probably nothing).
My spam is I'm on my last week at work and I am sooo ready to take time of. I long for my yoga pants, once I get those babies on Saturday morning, I will never ever ever take them of again! Curse these maternity pantihose, I hates them I tells ya!

[tammynixx]

I have a high risk appointment today. This is the most pregnant I have ever been. I'm 39 weeks 1 day. I had DS at 38 weeks 5 days. I'm over the calls if I'm in labor or if I've had the baby yet. 4 days until my RCS. It came so fast, but we are not ready at all. Eek

[ChickenOnSunday]

Can someone explain to me where there is a picture of a baby in a bag on the birth announcement post?

[missys]

On leave until induction next week (high risk) and sleeping in past 530 was glorious! I have already accomplished half of what I planned to get done this week so I need to spread out my time better. TMI...got a wax this weekend and told my husband he better take advantage because if I have to have a CS this can't have been for nothing.

ChickenOnSunday‌ sorry about the walks and no sex!

@holachica my phone keeps wanting to add the extra aa's but so happy for no more Mondays!

[mrsclark731]

Feb 9, 2015 9:53:33 GMT -5 ChickenOnSunday said:

Can someone explain to me where there is a picture of a baby in a bag on the birth announcement post?

I know she had a home birth, and I didn't want to make a big deal about it just in case I'm totally uneducated about something. I Showed it to H and he was freaked out. 

[kaydee0402]

Feb 9, 2015 9:53:33 GMT -5 ChickenOnSunday said:

Can someone explain to me where there is a picture of a baby in a bag on the birth announcement post?

YES, I wondering about that too! I know there are people from all over on here, so I thought maybe it's a Canada thing?  It seems like something Canadians would do

[ChickenOnSunday]

Feb 9, 2015 10:03:32 GMT -5 mrsclark731 said:

Feb 9, 2015 9:53:33 GMT -5 ChickenOnSunday said:

Can someone explain to me where there is a picture of a baby in a bag on the birth announcement post?

I know she had a home birth, and I didn't want to make a big deal about it just in case I'm totally uneducated about something. I Showed it to H and he was freaked out. 

Ahhhhhhhh...that slightly helps explain it.