Blind Reveal Thread - You Go Here Now

[Cherhorowitz]

Jul 4, 2016 12:12:59 GMT -5 @bobyn1113 said:

Tracy Anderson? Google tells me she's a fitness mogul. Is that right?

Yes. Goop, Nicole Richie, Jennifer Lopez and Madonna all swear by her.

[Cherhorowitz]

The membership at the Cali studio involves blowouts too.

[cadien]

And wow Google image search tells me Tracy has had a lot done since I was buying workout tapes.

[goldenbird]

Jul 4, 2016 11:55:23 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

This reality star was on an A list reality show. Then, suddenly the show was gone and our star thought she could move on and lead a normal life. She wanted out of the spotlight and to even change her name. She moved out of the family home and for three months actually lived on her own. By herself. She made friends and went out and even boozed it up a few times at some clubs. She was loving life. Then, she got dragged back to the family. Back to the place she never wanted to go again. They needed her help they said. Just for a little while. That little while has stretched into almost a year. Now, she is being forced to film again. They want to film her dating and getting married, but she won’t do it. The thing is, while she was free for those three months, she met a guy. A divorced guy with a couple of kids who is about a decade older. Did I mention that she hooks up with him every chance she gets and that only two or three people even know about the relationship but none of those are in her family. Did I mention that her racist parents would freak out to know her boyfriend is biracial? Did I mention she is the only one in the family I like? I have met her a few times and she isn’t creepy or zombie like,

Jana Duggar

Holy shit!! Run back outta there Jana!! Run!!!

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Jul 4, 2016 12:14:34 GMT -5 ghostmonkey said:

Jul 4, 2016 12:12:54 GMT -5 @nonniedee said:

Isn't Tracy Anderson a lesbian?

Uh, no. 

Yea I was thinking of the chick from the Bravo show, Jackie Warner.

[kellykapow]

Jul 4, 2016 12:12:54 GMT -5 @daisychain said:

Jul 4, 2016 12:09:29 GMT -5 ugaqueencity said:

I always assumed the girls didn't really get any control of it, it would probably be too much for their simple woman brains to handle

Apparently as head of the household, Jim Bob controls all financial dealings and accounts. Even when they get married, the husband assumes all financial control.

My thoughts on this:

[ghostmonkey]

Jul 4, 2016 12:14:19 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

I always want to take a class at Tracy Anderson but it's obscenely expensive. A month membership is a grand.

Don't give that bitch money. 

[rocksforludo]

The lost his job part makes me think not a movie actor.

[lea]

Heck yeah, Jana. You get yours.

What's the fundie version of rumspringa?

[easilyunamused]

Jul 4, 2016 12:17:27 GMT -5 ghostmonkey said:

Jul 4, 2016 12:14:19 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

I always want to take a class at Tracy Anderson but it's obscenely expensive. A month membership is a grand.

Don't give that bitch money. 

What's the beef?

[Deleted]

Jul 4, 2016 12:15:27 GMT -5 @bruxannie said:

Lolz for dayyyyysssss

That's hilarious. Their poor hearts couldn't take it. 

[goldenbird]

I have to go back to work now. Fuuuuck. I just wanna read this thread!!

[Cherhorowitz]

I'm going to guess the guy giving her $$ wasn't famous.

[dc2london]

Jul 4, 2016 12:14:02 GMT -5 easilyunamused said:

Jul 4, 2016 12:11:24 GMT -5 Jesslfar said:

Rumor had it JimBoob controlled everyone's money until they married. It is why they were still wearing thrift store clothes even in the last season/

But legally can he? I thought there were laws in place for minors on shows so the parents can't steal or take advantage of them.

I think it depends on the state. I'm pretty sure there are all kinds of laws about it in CA but in Arkansas?

[goldenbird]

Be back in an hour and a half. This will probably be 528 pages by then!

[erinshelley21]

I'll be waiting on the edge of my seat for a marriage announcement from Tracy Anderson. Must know who the dudes are.

[ghostmonkey]

Jul 4, 2016 12:18:22 GMT -5 easilyunamused said:

Jul 4, 2016 12:17:27 GMT -5 ghostmonkey said:

Don't give that bitch money. 

What's the beef?

Gwyneth's whole thing about women shouldn't lift more than 3 pounds came from this cunty scam artist. 


Clearly I have feels.

[Cherhorowitz]

Jul 4, 2016 12:17:27 GMT -5 ghostmonkey said:

Jul 4, 2016 12:14:19 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

I always want to take a class at Tracy Anderson but it's obscenely expensive. A month membership is a grand.

Don't give that bitch money. 

I think I'm going to try a class this summer but no way to a grand for a gym.

[Deleted]

My first banning. I don't know how to get back in to see if anyone said anything in the thread. Womp womp.

[RajahMD]

Jul 4, 2016 12:14:02 GMT -5 easilyunamused said:

Jul 4, 2016 12:11:24 GMT -5 Jesslfar said:

Rumor had it JimBoob controlled everyone's money until they married. It is why they were still wearing thrift store clothes even in the last season/

But legally can he? I thought there were laws in place for minors on shows so the parents can't steal or take advantage of them.

Not in Arkansas, unfortunately. California has really tough laws to support child actors/reality tv stars, but most reality tv shows aren't filmed there. Pennsylvania actually created laws after the Kate and Jon plus 8 fiasco.

[easilyunamused]

Jul 4, 2016 12:18:54 GMT -5 dc2london said:

Jul 4, 2016 12:14:02 GMT -5 easilyunamused said:

But legally can he? I thought there were laws in place for minors on shows so the parents can't steal or take advantage of them.

I think it depends on the state. I'm pretty sure there are all kinds of laws about it in CA but in Arkansas?

Oh right, I just figured when it came to any televised shows. Regardless of the state, minor children should be protected. That family is so fucked up. 

[erinshelley21]

The kid and I are eating popcorn for lunch. Only food that didn't require much prep.

[Deleted]

Jul 4, 2016 12:17:59 GMT -5 Lord Disick said:

Stallone Zone don't play.

They're probably.breathing into paper bags and watching Rambo now. To restore order to the world.

[Cherhorowitz]

The Tracy Anderson method involves dancing for two hours with light weights. They definitely are trying to achieve a certain body type.

[Cherhorowitz]

Jul 4, 2016 12:20:21 GMT -5 @bruxannie said:

My first banning. I don't know how to get back in to see if anyone said anything in the thread. Womp womp.

I'll check for you.

[morecoffeeplease]

Jul 4, 2016 12:18:54 GMT -5 dc2london said:

Jul 4, 2016 12:14:02 GMT -5 easilyunamused said:

But legally can he? I thought there were laws in place for minors on shows so the parents can't steal or take advantage of them.

I think it depends on the state. I'm pretty sure there are all kinds of laws about it in CA but in Arkansas?

Agreed. I think it came up years ago when Jon and Kate were on the air-their state (PA?) didn't have any requirements for them to put money away for the kids. I think it had to do with the fact that reality shows aren't considered "acting" or "working".

[Deleted]

Jul 4, 2016 12:20:21 GMT -5 @bruxannie said:

My first banning. I don't know how to get back in to see if anyone said anything in the thread. Womp womp.

I looked under MH's account but can't find the thread at all.  They got super butthurt really fast. 

[Cherhorowitz]

Jul 4, 2016 12:19:41 GMT -5 @jaidit said:

Jul 4, 2016 12:16:30 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

The membership at the Cali studio involves blowouts too.

From Tracy or...?

There's a blowout bar in the gym.

[easilyunamused]

Jul 4, 2016 12:22:16 GMT -5 morecoffeeplease said:

Jul 4, 2016 12:18:54 GMT -5 dc2london said:

I think it depends on the state. I'm pretty sure there are all kinds of laws about it in CA but in Arkansas?

Agreed. I think it came up years ago when Jon and Kate were on the air-their state (PA?) didn't have any requirements for them to put money away for the kids. I think it had to do with the fact that reality shows aren't considered "acting" or "working".

Plus Jon needed all the money for his Ed Hardy collection. Sorry kids no college for you!

[Cherhorowitz]

Jul 4, 2016 12:23:34 GMT -5 @thatgolfbitch said:

Jul 4, 2016 12:21:23 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

The Tracy Anderson method involves dancing for two hours with light weights. They definitely are trying to achieve a certain body type.

That sounds... Not very efficient. I mean yeah I would probably see a change if I danced for two hours a day even without light weights. But ain't nobody got time fo dat.

It looks really fun. I spiral on class videos a lot.