Confess for it is 7/22/2016

[rablissful]

Jul 22, 2016 9:25:20 GMT -5 housecarder said:

Jul 22, 2016 9:23:57 GMT -5 rablissful said:

Time for you to get a new toothbrush.

I plan on it. Mainly because he chews and yuck to all that tobacco on my toothbrush.

[PirateCat]

Jul 22, 2016 9:37:16 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

I bought a suction cup for my dildo, but I can't figure out where to stick it so that it would be useful, so it's never been used.

It will not stick to a workout ball.

I can't figure out if this is a confession or randoms.

Duct tape? Just get it on there. 

[ironbaby]

Jul 22, 2016 9:40:19 GMT -5 icedtea said:

ironbaby , I'm now dying at the mental image of a dildo on an exercise ball. I mean, it makes sense, but haaa

You're welcome.

[icedtea]

Jul 22, 2016 9:41:30 GMT -5 PirateCat said:

Jul 22, 2016 9:37:16 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

I bought a suction cup for my dildo, but I can't figure out where to stick it so that it would be useful, so it's never been used.

It will not stick to a workout ball.

I can't figure out if this is a confession or randoms.

Duct tape? Just get it on there. 

Truly holding the world together.

[rablissful]

Jul 22, 2016 9:37:16 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

I bought a suction cup for my dildo, but I can't figure out where to stick it so that it would be useful, so it's never been used.

It will not stick to a workout ball.

I can't figure out if this is a confession or randoms.

[rablissful]

WHY DID I NOT THINK OF LOOKING AT VIBRATORS ON PRIME DAY.

GDI.

[ironbaby]

Jul 22, 2016 9:41:30 GMT -5 PirateCat said:

Jul 22, 2016 9:37:16 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

I bought a suction cup for my dildo, but I can't figure out where to stick it so that it would be useful, so it's never been used.

It will not stick to a workout ball.

I can't figure out if this is a confession or randoms.

Duct tape? Just get it on there. 

[Deleted]

Jul 22, 2016 9:42:18 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

Jul 22, 2016 8:59:03 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

I should add I work in a small office with all women, and they are aware of my IF status. The baby and pregnancy talk has been increasing, and the lack of sensitivity is mind-blowing.

yes. Just pray about it. When God is ready he will give you a child. My friends sister mother daughter cousin tried for two days and as soon as she stopped trying she got pregnant with quads.

[icedtea]

Between the chew-covered toothbrush and "hot tuna" I don't know if my stomach can handle this thread.

[Deleted]

Jul 22, 2016 9:37:16 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

I bought a suction cup for my dildo, but I can't figure out where to stick it so that it would be useful, so it's never been used.

It will not stick to a workout ball.

I can't figure out if this is a confession or randoms.

Fucking /ded

[Deleted]

Jul 22, 2016 9:46:41 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

I was tempted to try the diva cup for sex but I read about the lady who got it stuck BEHIND her cervix. KOKO. Nope

How does one get things stuck behind their cervix? I must have missed that chapter in anatomy class.

Confession: I totally didn't pay attention in my anatomy class ever. That is why I graduated with a Sociology degree.

[Deleted]

Jul 22, 2016 9:45:26 GMT -5 rablissful said:

WHY DID I NOT THINK OF LOOKING AT VIBRATORS ON PRIME DAY.

GDI.

I told you. Lol.

[ironbaby]

Jul 22, 2016 9:46:41 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

I was tempted to try the diva cup for sex but I read about the lady who got it stuck BEHIND her cervix. KOKO. Nope

Why would one use the diva cup for sex?

Like, for after, for holding the sperm close to the cervix (which I also wouldn't do)?

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

Jul 22, 2016 9:11:13 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

I went to get a Brazilian 30 minutes after a run. I didn't have time to shower before, so I ran in a Starbucks bathroom and basically drenched myself and tried to de-sweat as much as possible with water, paper towels, and wipes.

[ironbaby]

In my defense, I also, um, air-conditioned myself before I went in to get waxed.

So it wasn't all hot. Still, *Shudder* at that phrasing.

[ironbaby]

Jul 22, 2016 9:51:58 GMT -5 ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ said:

Jul 22, 2016 9:11:13 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

I went to get a Brazilian 30 minutes after a run. I didn't have time to shower before, so I ran in a Starbucks bathroom and basically drenched myself and tried to de-sweat as much as possible with water, paper towels, and wipes.

You don't get to come in here and act all holier-than-thou. We've got receipts on you. (Did I do that right? I can speak youths)

Start confessing.

[ourcrazynavylife]

This seemed appropriate for the thread today.

I sometimes orgasm from working out.

[Deleted]

Jul 22, 2016 9:43:25 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

Jul 22, 2016 9:12:34 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

::shudder::

I feel for the poor woman who had to be all up in your business as your hot tuna wafted up to her nostrils.

I saw this quoted first and knew there couldn't be anyone but you who could come up with such a vivid description

[ironbaby]

Jul 22, 2016 9:54:08 GMT -5 ourcrazynavylife said:

This seemed appropriate for the thread today.

I sometimes orgasm from working out.

I would be so fucking thin.

Share your secret.

[icedtea]

Ooh what terribly disgusting thing has ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ done? I am receipt-less.

[Deleted]

Jul 22, 2016 9:54:08 GMT -5 ourcrazynavylife said:

This seemed appropriate for the thread today.

I sometimes orgasm from working out.

Kegels do not count as a workout.

[icedtea]

Jul 22, 2016 9:54:08 GMT -5 ourcrazynavylife said:

This seemed appropriate for the thread today.

I sometimes orgasm from working out.

Specific exercises? Just the thrill of working out? I must learn the secret. 

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

Jul 22, 2016 9:25:20 GMT -5 housecarder said:

Jul 22, 2016 9:23:57 GMT -5 rablissful said:

Time for you to get a new toothbrush.

I plan on it. Mainly because he chews and yuck to all that tobacco on my toothbrush.

[ourcrazynavylife]

Haha ironbaby @walllwr926
It's usually during ab exercises.

[ironbaby]

Jul 22, 2016 9:55:03 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

Jul 22, 2016 9:51:08 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

Why would one use the diva cup for sex?

Like, for after, for holding the sperm close to the cervix (which I also wouldn't do)?

But if the cup is facing your cervix, wouldn't the sperm just bounce off the underside?

Unless THAT'S why you use it?

I have heard of people putting it in after sex, to hold the sperm close.

I guess if you used it during, it would work like a diaphragm?

This is not at all scientific.

[Deleted]

Jul 22, 2016 9:52:24 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

In my defense, I also, um, air-conditioned myself before I went in to get waxed.

So it wasn't all hot. Still, *Shudder* at that phrasing.

Umm, you did what? Is that an euphemism for something else?

[icedtea]

Jul 22, 2016 9:57:13 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

Jul 22, 2016 9:56:33 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

the cups actually have it listed on the package. So the idea comes from the manufacturers that it can be done.

Oh...so you can have period sex?

Ooooooooooooooh

[icedtea]

Jul 22, 2016 9:57:12 GMT -5 ourcrazynavylife said:

Haha ironbaby @walllwr926
It's usually during ab exercises.

Crunches? Plank? Help a girl out.

[ironbaby]

Jul 22, 2016 9:57:12 GMT -5 ourcrazynavylife said:

Haha ironbaby @walllwr926
It's usually during ab exercises.

Apparently I am doing them wrong.

So sad and wrong.

Edit: spelling

[ironbaby]

Jul 22, 2016 9:57:25 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Jul 22, 2016 9:52:24 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

In my defense, I also, um, air-conditioned myself before I went in to get waxed.

So it wasn't all hot. Still, *Shudder* at that phrasing.

Umm, you did what? Is that an euphemism for something else?

Nope. Literally turned the AC in my car on full blast, and kinda straddled right in front of the air flow. In shorts, not naked.

I am ashamed.