Post by ThankfulSnail on Jul 22, 2016 10:36:35 GMT -5
FFFC that is topical for today: when my dad was getting ready to sell my childhood home a couple years ago, I asked him a few times to let me know when would be a good time to go clean out my old bedroom- I had moved out just in 2010 when DH and I moved in together, so there was still a lot of my old crap there. I went a few times when my dad was there but kept getting roped into helping with other projects.
Finally I guess he and my stepmom decided I was never going to finish cleaning out my old room (...?) and my stepmom took it upon herself to clean it out without telling me first. Great. So when she was done, she gave me a box of things she had saved because she thought I might want them. Along with some childhood keepsakes, she had stashed my old vibrator and 2 empty boxes of Plan B packaging that I hadn't thrown out when I was living there because I didn't want my dad to see. NEAT.
FFFC that is topical for today: when my dad was getting ready to sell my childhood home a couple years ago, I asked him a few times to let me know when would be a good time to go clean out my old bedroom- I had moved out just in 2010 when DH and I moved in together, so there was still a lot of my old crap there. I went a few times when my dad was there but kept getting roped into helping with other products.
Finally I guess he and my stepmom decided I was never going to finish cleaning out my old room (...?) and my stepmom took it upon herself to clean it out without telling me first. Great. So when she was done, she gave me a box of things she had saved because she thought I might want them. Along with some childhood keepsakes, she had stashed my old vibrator and 2 empty boxes of Plan B packaging that I hadn't thrown out when I was living there because I didn't want my dad to see. NEAT.
I guess those fall under memories. Much like the box in which I keep my lost virginity and first walk of shame after a night out at the bar. They were two separate events, just to clarify.
Post by housecarder on Jul 22, 2016 10:42:56 GMT -5
My BFF is a virgin and her parents are super religious. She has tasked me with getting rid of her sex toys if she ever dies unexpectedly so her parents don't find them.
My BFF is a virgin and her parents are super religious. She has tasked me with getting rid of her sex toys if she ever dies unexpectedly so her parents don't find them.
That's why you need to purchase sex toys that look like household items.
Egg beaters, decorative glass sex toys, "back" massager, etc. This list is endless.
Yep, I couldn't look her in the eye for a while after that. And now that I'm thinking of it again, I probably won't be able to look at her in the eye for another few months.
Yep, I couldn't look her in the eye for a while after that. And now that I'm thinking of it again, I probably won't be able to look at her in the eye for another few months.
Who cares? That will teach her a lesson about going through someone's things without their permission.
My BFF is a virgin and her parents are super religious. She has tasked me with getting rid of her sex toys if she ever dies unexpectedly so her parents don't find them.
That's why you need to purchase sex toys that look like household items.
Egg beaters, decorative glass sex toys, "back" massager, etc. This list is endless.
My BFF is a virgin and her parents are super religious. She has tasked me with getting rid of her sex toys if she ever dies unexpectedly so her parents don't find them.
That's why you need to purchase sex toys that look like household items.
Egg beaters, decorative glass sex toys, "back" massager, etc. This list is endless.
My BFF is a virgin and her parents are super religious. She has tasked me with getting rid of her sex toys if she ever dies unexpectedly so her parents don't find them.
That's why you need to purchase sex toys that look like household items.
Egg beaters, decorative glass sex toys, "back" massager, etc. This list is endless.
Because there is nothing suspicious about keeping egg beaters in your bedside drawer.
Yep, I couldn't look her in the eye for a while after that. And now that I'm thinking of it again, I probably won't be able to look at her in the eye for another few months.
Who cares? That will teach her a lesson about going through someone's things without their permission.
I hope so. I feel like she put the stuff in the box just to embarrass me because she was pissed that I didn't help enough with getting the house ready to sell (that part she told me about directly) and it definitely worked if that was her intention, but I hope it embarrassed her mightily as well.
Post by ThankfulSnail on Jul 22, 2016 10:57:01 GMT -5
easilyunamused, honestly it's not my thing. There's a reason mine got left at my dad's house when I moved. I'm in the it's-not-for-everybody camp (flame away!).
I have a simple rule in life: only one foreign object in my vagina at a time.
Well, I guess that is not technically true, as I had the NuvaRing for a long time, and if you count condoms. But those are heck of a lot smaller than a menstrual cup.
Post by ThankfulSnail on Jul 22, 2016 11:10:58 GMT -5
I seem to remember a Dear Prudence column from a long time ago about a mom whose tween was using literally a hand mixer (with egg beaters on it) as a sex toy. So this is not an unknown thing to me, although Prudie was very distressed about the dangers this posed to the tween.
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