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[ceebug]

Aug 10, 2016 10:50:41 GMT -5 auburn said:

Aug 10, 2016 10:31:35 GMT -5 bearfootz said:

Maybe see if one of the olds in your family would want it? You know, they learned to eat every part of the animal back in the depression.

Just don't take it out of your freezer and set it on a basket of freshly laundered sheets and then forget about it for a week until you notice a stench and realize your mistake and the sheets now look like the scene of a slaughter. 

My dad would definitely take the liver but my mother would kill me if I offered it. I don't think even he would eat cow tongue. 

I read this backwards after skipping some pages, and I thought you all were still talking about the freezer placenta. Why would your parents want that?!?!

[Emmentaler]

Aug 10, 2016 10:56:01 GMT -5 3dimesdown said:

Aug 10, 2016 10:50:41 GMT -5 auburn said:

My dad would definitely take the liver but my mother would kill me if I offered it. I don't think even he would eat cow tongue. 

Lengua tacos are delicious, you should make some. 


allrecipes.com/recipe/157899/delicious-beef-tongue-tacos/

Again, sounds delicious, minus the tongue.

My vote:  throw away the tongue and never speak of it again.  auburn

[bunnyfungo]

I have no idea what my ratio is. I can't even see it. I also don't know my rank because it just says mod.

[Emmentaler]

Aug 10, 2016 10:57:55 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

Aug 10, 2016 10:55:33 GMT -5 Emmentaler said:

Hmmm... I started posting more because I looked creepy having so many tits with not many posts.

Is this another confession?

humble brag

Just know me by my avatar, okay?
ETA- deleting that comment because NA.

[auburn]

Aug 10, 2016 10:54:25 GMT -5 abvintage said:

Aug 10, 2016 10:15:43 GMT -5 auburn said:

We bought a 1/4 of a cow and split the meat with my brother. It came with a tongue and a liver. Those are buried way deep down in the bottom of my freezer. I have no idea what to do with them. I don't want to waste them but HELL NO to eating cow tongue. Suggestions?

Pinterest solves everything

Beef tongue with arugula, salsa verde and caramelized onions

There really is something for everyone.

[PepperPottsJ]

Aug 10, 2016 9:16:14 GMT -5 RajahMD said:

FFWC: we always use a towel under me when doing oral sex or using a vibrator. I have a tendency of completely letting go and relaxing during orgasm, which can lead to urination during orgasm, even if I went to the bathroom right before sex.

is this a squirting confession in disguise?

[Deleted]

Aug 10, 2016 11:00:30 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

Aug 10, 2016 10:58:46 GMT -5 @bruxannie said:

but newbs, tho.  I don't know if you're new to me and Parenting or if you're new to TCF entirely.  I need rankings to find out if someone, somewhere has already vetted you.

Lol. Vetted for what? To be able to talk to you?

vetted for cray cray.

[Unknown]

Stouffers > Kraft Mac& Cheese

[Deleted]

Aug 10, 2016 9:33:43 GMT -5 McBenny said:

If there was a dire need then yes MH and I feel comfortable going into the bathroom while the other one is in there but there has been no regular need.

This. We currently only have one bathroom so if one of us is showering and the other cannot wait, you gotta do what you gotta do.

[oldbaylover1024]

Aug 10, 2016 11:01:21 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

I have no idea what my ratio is. I can't even see it. I also don't know my rank because it just says mod.

Mod = Morgan Freeman God IMO

[dc2london]

Aug 10, 2016 10:36:38 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

Aug 10, 2016 10:34:34 GMT -5 @ceci8876 said:

Cherhorowitz , what make me think SAHMs do what?

"Surround themselves with only other people that think and feel like they do" was your phrasing.


Which, I think most people are guilty of. But SAHMs don't exactly just hang out with other SAHMs. We're allowed to go places and everything!

and wear pants and vote

[Emmentaler]

:tits everything in this thread to get up ratio:

[Deleted]

@hilarityensued I was not saying that orthodox Jews=Amish people=SAHMs. I was explaining what I meant by living a closed life. I was also implying that I dont think it's a horrible thing. For the other groups is their customary practice for religious reasons, etc. My comment was that it SOUNDS like a closed life. I don't live that life and obviously don't want to, that's just what it seems like to me.
I referenced "Duggarish" because I get the implications of that phrase and I was surprised that "closed life" was offensive but "Duggarish" wasn't. I'm not offended either way. Again drawing a comparison.

[bunnyfungo]

Aug 10, 2016 11:02:34 GMT -5 oldbaylover1024 said:

Aug 10, 2016 11:01:21 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

I have no idea what my ratio is. I can't even see it. I also don't know my rank because it just says mod.

Mod = Morgan Freeman God IMO

Nah. It means the board has poor decision making skills.

[Deleted]

Aug 10, 2016 11:03:24 GMT -5 @leatherpants said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:45:26 GMT -5 @kaybee203 said:

I don't give a fuck how "pent up" my MIL is. I will never help her buy a vibrator. Sorry MIL you're on your own with that.

Like, why can't she just drive to the store and shop on her own. Why is this something you do with your son and his wife? Why is this a group activity?
Why, god, why?

Or send her an Amazon link. That is the absolute most I would do.

[lovemyirishtwins]

Aug 10, 2016 11:00:25 GMT -5 tLex said:

Aug 10, 2016 10:58:26 GMT -5 lovemyirishtwins said:

I shared this on my birth board already, but if I want to have a convo with DH that he has been avoiding I just talk to him when he is on the potty. I find I get his best attention when he is taking a poop.

So what boundaries do you have?

Ha! When it comes to DH and I none really. I do not search through his things. But seriously it works, what is he goi g to do, get up and walk away?

[Emmentaler]

Aug 10, 2016 11:00:28 GMT -5 pobre said:

My ratio is an 8.

::preens::

Full on brag

[puffandstuff]

Aug 10, 2016 10:37:02 GMT -5 iaminigomontoya said:

Also I just spent a decent amount of time researching data on homeschooling.

While some studies do indicate that children who are homeschooled do as well or better than traditionally schooled children in terms of academics and social development, they also point out that that the data is very limited and somewhat flawed because not all homeschooled students undergo regular testing and the participants in these studies self select which they are unlikely to do unless they knew they would perform well.

So while I think it's fair to say that some homeschooled students do well, I don't think you can really make a fair comparison across the board.

Like others, there would need to be a very specific and extreme set of circumstances that would ever make me consider this.

Don't they have to test to get their diploma?

[Deleted]

Aug 10, 2016 10:45:23 GMT -5 abvintage said:

Aug 10, 2016 10:43:32 GMT -5 @poppyc8 said:

Confession. After working late,I once back out of my work garage forgetting to close the drivers side door. So my door was 1/2 ripped off. Then I used yarn and huge cutting scissors I found in the garage to tie my door back onto my car and then drove all the way home that way.

The next day there was a company wide email sent out asking where the cutting room scissors went. They were still in my trunk at the body repair shop.

Do they only have one pair of scissors?

YES. I worked at a small design company and they were expensive fabric cutting scissors. I had to go pick the scissors up that day and return them:(

[Emmentaler]

Aug 10, 2016 11:03:57 GMT -5 @sundae13 said:

Aug 10, 2016 11:03:24 GMT -5 @leatherpants said:

Like, why can't she just drive to the store and shop on her own. Why is this something you do with your son and his wife? Why is this a group activity?
Why, god, why?

Or send her an Amazon link. That is the absolute most I would do.

With several options because DNW to know which one she ended up with.

[angelashly]

Aug 10, 2016 10:57:50 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

Aug 10, 2016 10:56:28 GMT -5 angelashly said:

I agree, but I also get what she is saying. If I stayed home we would not have money while yes I could do free things I know I'm not cut out for staying home and it is the reason we are oad (well big reason).

Both working and staying at home parenting are both what you make of it and what works best as a parent so I hope we don't have a sahm vs working mom debate

I don't really care what anyone does. But if you call my life closed, I'm going to throw some shade.

And I'll back you 100% on that because it's not true

[veganontuesdays]

Aug 10, 2016 11:03:09 GMT -5 Emmentaler said:

:tits everything in this thread to get up ratio:

/DED

Your tits are what people liked about YOUR posts. 

[abvintage]

Aug 10, 2016 11:02:17 GMT -5 Unknown said:

Stouffers > Kraft Mac& Cheese

You get me.

[angelashly]

Aug 10, 2016 10:57:52 GMT -5 Unknown said:

Open/Closed Life is also subjective. I work FT, by choice, but feel my life is often "closed" because I spend all day at work to rush home and tend the needs of my kids to go right to bed and repeat all week. There is part of me that wishes I could go w/ my book club or other mom friends to play dates and fun things I always see them doing together during the week.

I do me and you do you. Whatever makes one person happy and fulfilled and works for their family doesn't make it "closed" or "open". I'm not even sure what a closed life means?

I agree

[amch8]

Aug 10, 2016 11:03:09 GMT -5 Emmentaler said:

:tits everything in this thread to get up ratio:

I think the ratio is based on how many posts you've written and how many love-tits you've received?

[Deleted]

I want to be a sister in Cabana Privilege too. Or Cabana Priviledge, I'll call mine.

[iaminigomontoya]

Aug 10, 2016 11:05:09 GMT -5 puffandstuff said:

Aug 10, 2016 10:37:02 GMT -5 iaminigomontoya said:

Also I just spent a decent amount of time researching data on homeschooling.

While some studies do indicate that children who are homeschooled do as well or better than traditionally schooled children in terms of academics and social development, they also point out that that the data is very limited and somewhat flawed because not all homeschooled students undergo regular testing and the participants in these studies self select which they are unlikely to do unless they knew they would perform well.

So while I think it's fair to say that some homeschooled students do well, I don't think you can really make a fair comparison across the board.

Like others, there would need to be a very specific and extreme set of circumstances that would ever make me consider this.

Don't they have to test to get their diploma?

From what I read, it varies depending on the state?

[Deleted]

Aug 10, 2016 11:07:32 GMT -5 tLex said:

Aug 10, 2016 11:00:30 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

Lol. Vetted for what? To be able to talk to you?

Ya, do they listen to rap or not?
Check yes for friend, check no for no

pretty much.  Easy peasy.

[abvintage]

Aug 10, 2016 11:03:09 GMT -5 Emmentaler said:

:tits everything in this thread to get up ratio:

Is this a thing? Who wants to pay me to go tit all their posts for a higher ratio?

 

/becomes millionaire/

[veganontuesdays]

I am still dying over here Emmentaler,