Met in May 2011 Engaged November 2011 Married November 2013 Started TTC November 2015 Began Infertility Workup November 2016 BFP! Lucky #13 Cycle TTC Due Date: 9/5/2017
Post by seadragon2013 on Aug 10, 2016 11:26:55 GMT -5
DS dressed himself this morning. He put his shorts on backwards. I've let him keep them on that way because 1) I'm lazy and 2) they have back flap pockets sticking out, which makes me giggle.
I'll switch them around before we leave the house this afternoon.
Years ago, I dated this guy for a few months. I was all pink heart eyes over him. We fooled around but never did it because I was a virgin and he had the most enormous dick. Didn't seem like a good one to start with lol. He left to be a sailor and find adventure. Fast forward two years, I went to a wedding with his brother and we got back to their place late and I was pretty drunk. I ended up doing the deed with my ex and JFC that was a mistake!! I'll save the TMI but the recovery time was not short.
McBenny I told my H the truth when he asked about one of my guy friends at the beginning of our relationship. He definitely couldn't handle it, and the guy friend and I havent spoken in 10 years. Im still bitter, he was a really good person and it sucks we couldn't be friends anymore. I should have lied.
I don't think I'm overly jealous, but DNW MH to be friends with someone he banged.
I'm the other way around. It was a firm requirement for me when dating that the guy be fine with me staying close friends with exes, etc.
FFWC: we always use a towel under me when doing oral sex or using a vibrator. I have a tendency of completely letting go and relaxing during orgasm, which can lead to urination during orgasm, even if I went to the bathroom right before sex.
Met in May 2011 Engaged November 2011 Married November 2013 Started TTC November 2015 Began Infertility Workup November 2016 BFP! Lucky #13 Cycle TTC Due Date: 9/5/2017
Cnon is actually really nice and supportive when it comes to personal interaction with people when you look back at his post history. Plus he wished me a happy birthday, so I'm a fan.
I'm trying again because my first confession got no traction:
My favorite love song was written and performed by a man on the sex offender registry for purchasing child pornography. I'm sorry. I can't help it. "Let My Love Open the Door" is just a really great song.
Cnon is actually really nice and supportive when it comes to personal interaction with people when you look back at his post history. Plus he wished me a happy birthday, so I'm a fan.
Cnon is actually really nice and supportive when it comes to personal interaction with people when you look back at his post history. Plus he wished me a happy birthday, so I'm a fan.
I don't actually have an issue with him, I think his political posts are comical in how stereotypical they are. Plus he's super polite, so good on him?
Apparently my sense of humor is lost on the interwebz. Or I need more coffee. Or both.
DS dressed himself this morning. He put his shorts on backwards. I've let him keep them on that way because 1) I'm lazy and 2) they have back flap pockets sticking out, which makes me giggle.
I'll switch them around before we leave the house this afternoon.
I don't change what my kids wear. Sometimes they go to daycare in odd outfits, but if they got dressed independently I'm not going to discourage it.
Cnon is actually really nice and supportive when it comes to personal interaction with people when you look back at his post history. Plus he wished me a happy birthday, so I'm a fan.
Cnon is actually really nice and supportive when it comes to personal interaction with people when you look back at his post history. Plus he wished me a happy birthday, so I'm a fan.
I'm trying again because my first confession got no traction:
My favorite love song was written and performed by a man on the sex offender registry for purchasing child pornography. I'm sorry. I can't help it. "Let My Love Open the Door" is just a really great song.
I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to come up with the right tune. And now I'll have that stuck in my head all day, so TIA.
I'm trying again because my first confession got no traction:
My favorite love song was written and performed by a man on the sex offender registry for purchasing child pornography. I'm sorry. I can't help it. "Let My Love Open the Door" is just a really great song.
Looking past the reading rainbow style intro, are you legit living in an 80's movie? I need a picture of your hair. If you have a perm, so help me.
I'm trying again because my first confession got no traction:
My favorite love song was written and performed by a man on the sex offender registry for purchasing child pornography. I'm sorry. I can't help it. "Let My Love Open the Door" is just a really great song.
Love you, Em. For serious, despite your internet skills, I wouldn't have put you over 35 either time we met. Your internet skills put you around 75 tho
I'm trying again because my first confession got no traction:
My favorite love song was written and performed by a man on the sex offender registry for purchasing child pornography. I'm sorry. I can't help it. "Let My Love Open the Door" is just a really great song.
hmmm. this is mildly flameful, but I also find it really easy to compartmentalize the art and the artist.
I use tumblr for my pornz. There are some nice gifs in the pages I follow, but there are also a lot of land mines. The popularity of squirting gifs seems to be at an all time high. Apparently, it is popular for these women to spray the pee all over the place with their hand when it's happening. I can't help but be reminded of hippos at the zoo, spraying their shit everywhere this their tails. The effect is almost exactly the same.
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