Ooh, here's one. I thought SheilaTheTank and her DH were a lesbian couple for quite some time because he said "she's MW" as explanation and then I never came back to that thread and it never occurred to me that a dude would post here.
(Not tagging him in here because I don't really know how that works and if she would want him in a FFFC thread she's in.)
Ooh, here's one. I thought SheilaTheTank and her DH were a lesbian couple for quite some time because he said "she's MW" as explanation and then I never came back to that thread and it never occurred to me that a dude would post here.
(Not tagging him in here because I don't really know how that works and if she would want him in a FFFC thread she's in.)
Is this English? Why don't I know what this says?
There was some thread they were both in and I jokingly asked if "The Tanks" were related and then he said "she's MW," So I just assumed they were lesbians. And then I was in some other thread weeks later and realized that was not the case.
I guess I just assume all posters are women/identify as women.
Post by bibliothecary on Aug 10, 2016 15:36:51 GMT -5
The first time I met MH's family, I could have sworn they all hated me. 12 years later, I'm still unsure. WHY DID I MARRY INTO GERMANS WHO DON'T DRINK? #someregrets
I'm sorry @juliagulia , i didn't mean to make anyone sad. I just wanted to put it out there that with the whole estranged family thing people don't always know the full story.
When she turns 18 I have lots of things to fill her in on -- or before if she figures out his name and Googles.
I will pray if she does Google, that she is not alone....and that she is with someone she trusts and loves who wasn't part of the deception.
Post by charyoutree on Aug 10, 2016 15:38:34 GMT -5
Please feel free to not answer this question privacy, but do you know why she isn't telling your niece the truth? I can understand that it must be very difficult for her, considering she has a daughter with your brother, but this seems like some next-level denial grief stage.
I am pro kid leashes. It gives a kid a small amount of independence while keeping them safe. Will definitely get one for tiny tornado.
*unpopular with MIL, probably because her parents took it too fucking far and got a harness for her. And put a run on the front lawn. Until she was 6. O.o
H and I put a leash on DS when we flew to IL. Guess who wasnt chasing their kid all over the airport?
"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
The first time I met MH's family, I could have sworn they all hated me. 12 years later, I'm still unsure. WHY DID I MARRY INTO GERMANS WHO DON'T DRINK? #someregrets
Neat. I can't imagine a lot of people even have potty training on their list of important things before their kid turns 2. I don't have time to hold a baby over the toilet upwards of 5 times a day, and even if I did I wouldn't do it. That sounds more annoying and demanding than just potty training a 3 year old.
Dude. You're being kind of rude. She has her way, you have yours.
Putting your 18 month old on the potty to poop is not solidly potty trained. It just means you put them there. Making a statement like that is inviting a reply
I am pro kid leashes. It gives a kid a small amount of independence while keeping them safe. Will definitely get one for tiny tornado.
*unpopular with MIL, probably because her parents took it too fucking far and got a harness for her. And put a run on the front lawn. Until she was 6. O.o
H and I put a leash on DS when we flew to IL. Guess who wasnt chasing their kid all over the airport?
Exactly. Just, you know, no front lawn leash. Limits.
Also, don't keep a scrapbook of your kid's failures and bring it out to show new people. My MIL's parents may be the worst people ever.
"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
The first time I met MH's family, I could have sworn they all hated me. 12 years later, I'm still unsure. WHY DID I MARRY INTO GERMANS WHO DON'T DRINK? #someregrets
There are Germans who don't drink?!
First thanksgiving. No wine. No mixed drinks. No conversation. You could hear silverware scrape against plates. No eye contact. My brother in law with his naked lady tattoos on his arms scratched his neck with the fork he was using to eat the colorless mash he had turned his food into.
lol at discussion. You see your kid about to shit in his diaper, you put him on the potty, he goes because he can't control it yet. By 18mo my kids were solidly poop trained.
I mean if you see they are pooping, you run to pick them up and you put them on the potty, then I'm going to say you are the one who is potty trained.
But by 18 mom they would tell me and by two they were doing it themselves. I never had to bribe them with candy or a sticker chart, pooping on the potty was all they knew as normal. And I didn't have to wipe massive dumps off their rear end.
I think Kraft Mac and cheese is way tastier than Annie's Mac and cheese. There, I said it. Everyone always talks about how great Annie's is, but I feel like it's a bland version of Kraft.
I know neither of these are gourmet foods, but sometimes I need a little comfort Mac and cheese.
I also don't usually like fancy Mac and cheese. Judge away.
I am super anti-gun and I let my kids play with nerf guns on the regular. We just also talk about the difference between pretend guns and real guns. Currently while my boys enjoy their nerf guns they are also anti-real guns.
I skipped to the last page but this is my son exactly. He loves playing ultimate soldier or dinosaur hunter or some other imaginary war games usually with nerf guns, light sabers and Minecraft swords or something but he does want anything to do with a real gun/any weapon
Trolling Beyonce is my fave because she could shit on the floor like that Flavor of Love girl and people would WK her. "That floor should be honored Queen Bey shit on it. I wish she would shit on me." - @arielmermaid
My lame UO, inspired by fifty shades talk somewhere in this thread:
I am an avid reader of smut. My UO is that I do not want my smut tainted by fancy words. Penises, vulvas, testicles...are not welcome in my fantasy world. Like, I understand there's a market for "light" erotica, and I'm glad those readers have something for them. My issue is when I'm in deep, and they throw out something like, "I stroked his penis", or "I felt his testicles against my buttocks". And this is after 5 chapters of dicks, cocks, pussies, etc. I feel like they tricked me or something. If my SO said the word testicle during sex, I'd put my clothes back on and go watch netflix.
One author actually used mons veneris and trapezius in a threesome scene. There are multiple dicks swinging, and now you toss in mons veneris?? The fuck is this nonsense? Now I gotta google trapezius because anatomy class was way too many years ago.
There's a time and place for using proper anatomical terms. Stop killing my vibe.
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