Sash Bag - I can't do this alone

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this looks like a bull's testicles.

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Or an aging nudist's sagging breasts.

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Or what a reiki therapist would make to reuse and recycle a placenta.

[helenahhandbasket]

It's ok, it just seems so not roomy?

Also I agree w you and tend to stay away from cross body bags because tits.

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Aug 23, 2016 10:37:24 GMT -5 @leatherpants said:

All I'm hearing Brux is a big yes

I can't look away.  It truly appears to be made of human organs.  Like you want to hold on to the last remnants of your Gran's stomach lining, so you make a purse.

[Emmentaler]

I kind of want a cloth one.

My small coach cross body leather band just broke today.

I'm getting it repaired but is this a sign??

Anyone have any actual recs, if not this one?

[Emmentaler]

WTH, Brux??

I didn't see that at all. Now I'm afraid to go back to the website.

Any other suggestions, then? Real ones, not grosso, useless ones.

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Aug 23, 2016 10:39:46 GMT -5 @leatherpants said:

Aug 23, 2016 10:37:09 GMT -5 helenahhandbasket said:

It's ok, it just seems so not roomy?

Also I agree w you and tend to stay away from cross body bags because tits.

The not roomy thing is actually what kind of sells it for me.
The tits issue is my biggest worry.

just duct tape a ziploc bag to your hip if you want to limit capacity.

[Emmentaler]

Aug 23, 2016 10:39:46 GMT -5 @leatherpants said:

Aug 23, 2016 10:37:09 GMT -5 helenahhandbasket said:

It's ok, it just seems so not roomy?

Also I agree w you and tend to stay away from cross body bags because tits.

The not roomy thing is actually what kind of sells it for me.
The tits issue is my biggest worry.

The girl in the vid isn't a twig and has boobs.

[Emmentaler]

Aug 23, 2016 10:40:39 GMT -5 @bruxannie said:

Aug 23, 2016 10:39:46 GMT -5 @leatherpants said:

The not roomy thing is actually what kind of sells it for me.
The tits issue is my biggest worry.

just duct tape a ziploc bag to your hip if you want to limit capacity.

/ded

[Sparkly]

I do not like it.

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Made from 100% real human organs

[Sparkly]

Aug 23, 2016 10:40:39 GMT -5 @bruxannie said:

Aug 23, 2016 10:39:46 GMT -5 @leatherpants said:

The not roomy thing is actually what kind of sells it for me.
The tits issue is my biggest worry.

just duct tape a ziploc bag to your hip if you want to limit capacity.

FANNY PACK

problem solved.

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New and improved durable placenta style!

[Emmentaler]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, @bruxannie.

Not at all helpful but extremely amusing.

[Emmentaler]

I just watched the vid and I don't think there is any way to store anything in the middle. It's intentional to keep it flat but I don't think there is enough room.


I'm going to have to pass, LP, sorry.

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Aug 23, 2016 10:44:33 GMT -5 @leatherpants said:

I actually really like the red.
Do you hate leather @bruxannie ? Or do you hate sashes? Are you playing out some sort of pagant queen hatred scenario in here?

this is like an awkward tubular sagging organ, not something anyone should pay good money to own.

FWIW, I love leather and I love sparkly sashes.

[raelynn71109]

Aug 23, 2016 10:39:00 GMT -5 @bruxannie said:

Aug 23, 2016 10:37:24 GMT -5 @leatherpants said:

All I'm hearing Brux is a big yes

I can't look away.  It truly appears to be made of human organs.  Like you want to hold on to the last remnants of your Gran's stomach lining, so you make a purse.

So this should be up your alley, no? Or is skin the only organ you harvest?

[Emmentaler]

Anyone else have a suggestion for a small body bag?

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Aug 23, 2016 10:50:13 GMT -5 raelynn71109 said:

Aug 23, 2016 10:39:00 GMT -5 @bruxannie said:

I can't look away.  It truly appears to be made of human organs.  Like you want to hold on to the last remnants of your Gran's stomach lining, so you make a purse.

So this should be up your alley, no? Or is skin the only organ you harvest?

interior organs are too bloody or bile-y.

[soxgirl07]

Not a fan. Sorreh.

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Cherhorowitz has talked up a small black bag that she has. I've seen it twice now and was tempted to steal it. I think I'm convinced that I need to save up and buy one.

Maybe it's Gucci?

[Cherhorowitz]

I don't hate the fringe one. I wouldn't carry it, but I wouldn't punch you in the face if you did.

[bunnyfungo]

I'm laughing so hard.

[Cherhorowitz]

Aug 23, 2016 10:53:32 GMT -5 @bruxannie said:

Cherhorowitz has talked up a small black bag that she has. I've seen it twice now and was tempted to steal it. I think I'm convinced that I need to save up and buy one.

Maybe it's Gucci?

My Gucci disco bag is my favorite bag ever. I will probably buy another one if this one ever falls apart. And it may because it's always with me and it takes a beating.

[Cherhorowitz]

It also fits a shit ton of stuff for being so small. I might buy it in another color for fall

[Emmentaler]

Guise, can we find another small bag that LP could consider? She's hit a major goal and this is her prize.

Let's help her feel good!

Cherhorowitz, @bruxannie, @jaidet-- who are the other shop gurus?

[Emmentaler]

And someone help me tag please.

[Emmentaler]

LP, if you love it, I love it for you.

[Cherhorowitz]

You want a $150 cross body bag, LP?