Friday means extra alcohol

[jorkzy]

Aug 26, 2016 21:58:57 GMT -5 shanadoo said:

I think the grossest thing I've ever liked was toast with butter and some cinnamon sprinkled on top.

Wait, no, I lie. I like butter on my pasta.

Dude. Those are not gross things. Not even close to frosted meat sandwich thing or ambrosia salad.

[jumpingpuddles]

Butter makes pretty much anything taste better.

[Deleted]

Some guy at the gym is trying to befriend MH.

Today dude was talking about how the water had been shut off in his apartment for the day and said "how am I supposed to wash my butthole?"

H is nervous to ever go back to the gym.

[shanadoo]

Aug 26, 2016 22:02:14 GMT -5 jorkzy said:

Aug 26, 2016 21:58:57 GMT -5 shanadoo said:

I think the grossest thing I've ever liked was toast with butter and some cinnamon sprinkled on top.

Wait, no, I lie. I like butter on my pasta.

Dude. Those are not gross things. Not even close to frosted meat sandwich thing or ambrosia salad.

I explained further

[shanadoo]

Aug 26, 2016 22:02:50 GMT -5 tLex said:

Aug 26, 2016 22:01:06 GMT -5 shanadoo said:

Well, not plain pasta. Pasta with red sauce. H's family are Italian and think it's the weirdest thing.

Oh that's gross

It's really good. I don't see it to be any different than eating a pasta sandwich on buttered bread.

[snowbigdeal]

Aug 26, 2016 21:57:04 GMT -5 tLex said:

I really want fairy bread.

Our tastebuds are sympatico.

[jorkzy]

Aug 26, 2016 22:03:36 GMT -5 shanadoo said:

Aug 26, 2016 22:02:14 GMT -5 jorkzy said:

Dude. Those are not gross things. Not even close to frosted meat sandwich thing or ambrosia salad.

I explained further

Weird with the butter thing, sure. Not gross. Add in some canned meat or petroleum byproduct and we can talk.

[Cherhorowitz]

Just talking about gross food in here? Business as usual, I see.

[jumpingpuddles]

I have a friend who puts both butter and cream cheese on bagels. I'm scared to try it because I'm sure I'd like it, and do not need more gluttonous things in my diet.

[Deleted]

Aug 26, 2016 22:04:54 GMT -5 hawkward said:

Aug 26, 2016 22:03:28 GMT -5 @bruxannie said:

Some guy at the gym is trying to befriend MH.

Today dude was talking about how the water had been shut off in his apartment for the day and said "how am I supposed to wash my butthole?"

H is nervous to ever go back to the gym.

You'd think he'd be used to that kind of thing after living with you!

i save all my weird for you guys.

[jumpingpuddles]

(Not the same friend who made the seafood thing)

[mischief]

Aug 26, 2016 22:01:06 GMT -5 shanadoo said:

Aug 26, 2016 21:59:30 GMT -5 tLex said:

Wut.
Those are both really normal things.

Well, not plain pasta. Pasta with red sauce. H's family are Italian and think it's the weirdest thing.

I like this too, so good. My Italian husband also thinks its weird.

[jorkzy]

Aug 26, 2016 22:04:30 GMT -5 shanadoo said:

Aug 26, 2016 22:02:50 GMT -5 tLex said:

Oh that's gross

It's really good. I don't see it to be any different than eating a pasta sandwich on buttered bread.

Wait. Pasta sandwich?

[ghostmonkey]

Aug 26, 2016 22:01:06 GMT -5 shanadoo said:

Aug 26, 2016 21:59:30 GMT -5 tLex said:

Wut.
Those are both really normal things.

Well, not plain pasta. Pasta with red sauce. H's family are Italian and think it's the weirdest thing.

I put butter on the noodles to prevent sticking. Or because butter is good.

[Cherhorowitz]

Aug 26, 2016 21:52:19 GMT -5 @hilarityensued said:

Aug 26, 2016 21:48:36 GMT -5 Tater said:

What. The. Fuck. Like a NY style cheesecake with shrimp and alligator?

Megatron.


It is a savory dish from one of the best restaurants in New Orleans.



Eta... Fucking negatory, notegatron.

Oh girl. Take a break. I got you.


Alligator and shrimp cheesecake is so bomb.

[mischief]

Get drunk with us shanadoo

[Cherhorowitz]

Aug 26, 2016 22:03:28 GMT -5 @bruxannie said:

Some guy at the gym is trying to befriend MH.

Today dude was talking about how the water had been shut off in his apartment for the day and said "how am I supposed to wash my butthole?"

H is nervous to ever go back to the gym.

Give it a week and he will be his new gym BFF.

[snowbigdeal]

Aug 26, 2016 22:05:33 GMT -5 jumpingpuddles said:

I have a friend who puts both butter and cream cheese on bagels. I'm scared to try it because I'm sure I'd like it, and do not need more gluttonous things in my diet.

I have an ex who did this. It drove me bonkers.

[ghostmonkey]

Aug 26, 2016 22:05:33 GMT -5 jumpingpuddles said:

I have a friend who puts both butter and cream cheese on bagels. I'm scared to try it because I'm sure I'd like it, and do not need more gluttonous things in my diet.

It's fucking amazing.

[beersandweirs]

Aug 26, 2016 22:05:33 GMT -5 jumpingpuddles said:

I have a friend who puts both butter and cream cheese on bagels. I'm scared to try it because I'm sure I'd like it, and do not need more gluttonous things in my diet.

Have done. It's real good.

[shanadoo]

Aug 26, 2016 22:08:05 GMT -5 jorkzy said:

Aug 26, 2016 22:04:30 GMT -5 shanadoo said:

It's really good. I don't see it to be any different than eating a pasta sandwich on buttered bread.

Wait. Pasta sandwich?

Take bread, Italian or French, butter 2 pieces, slap some pasta (angel hair works best) between and eat.

[Deleted]

Aug 26, 2016 22:14:47 GMT -5 shanadoo said:

Aug 26, 2016 22:08:05 GMT -5 jorkzy said:

Wait. Pasta sandwich?

Take bread, Italian or French, butter 2 pieces, slap some pasta (angel hair works best) between and eat.

do want.

[Deleted]

I need to go to sleep so I can rest up for the fair. I've compiled my list of foods and drinks I need.

[shanadoo]

Aug 26, 2016 22:09:07 GMT -5 mischief said:

Get drunk with us shanadoo

Nah, I'm probably drinking tomorrow and I'm trying to only drink once a week. Plus if I drink when I'm tired I just end up with a headache.

[soxgirl07]

I got sized at Nordstrom. She had me in a 34DDD. I've been pregnant or nursing for 6 years, but my last guess was more like 38C. I went with it and bought a couple bras because you all had me convinced Nordstroms was so wonderful. I've been sporting around the bra fat all summer. Now I'm back in my old ratty bras and am much more comfortable.

[Cherhorowitz]

Aug 26, 2016 22:11:13 GMT -5 @aditi said:

Aug 26, 2016 22:09:38 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

Give it a week and he will be his new gym BFF.

That's how you make friends at the gym isn't it

Butthole talk is my opening line 99.9% of the time.

[jumpingpuddles]

Aug 26, 2016 22:14:47 GMT -5 shanadoo said:

Aug 26, 2016 22:08:05 GMT -5 jorkzy said:

Wait. Pasta sandwich?

Take bread, Italian or French, butter 2 pieces, slap some pasta (angel hair works best) between and eat.

I feel like garlic butter would elevate this sandwich next level.

[Deleted]

Aug 26, 2016 21:56:16 GMT -5 sweetpotato said:

giantpeach I may be way late on this, but your cc info can be stolen by someone just standing near you. They don't need to physically have the card anymore

What? How?

[Deleted]

Aug 26, 2016 22:17:30 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

Aug 26, 2016 22:11:13 GMT -5 @aditi said:

That's how you make friends at the gym isn't it

Butthole talk is my opening line 99.9% of the time.

thats what wooed me.

[Sparkly]

Aug 26, 2016 22:05:33 GMT -5 jumpingpuddles said:

I have a friend who puts both butter and cream cheese on bagels. I'm scared to try it because I'm sure I'd like it, and do not need more gluttonous things in my diet.

Is your friend my SIL? 🤔