Dear heavenly mother of dildos, Goddess to all below. Please let our friend Jap emerge from her sexual adventures shard free. May the glass of her dildo only be ribbed for her pleasure. May you be kind with temperature changes and the laws of nature. Amen. In the pussy.
Trolling Beyonce is my fave because she could shit on the floor like that Flavor of Love girl and people would WK her. "That floor should be honored Queen Bey shit on it. I wish she would shit on me." - @arielmermaid
I mean I've had sex with a couple, but have you never googled? Or am I the only one who needed to know before I got the chance to see one in person?
Never even googled
So, I did not know there were guys that were not circumsized in my early 20s. This was back in the 90s when information was not a google search away. I had a summer fling with this Irish guy and was pretty confused when he took off his pants for the first time.
Dear heavenly mother of dildos, Goddess to all below. Please let our friend Jap emerge from her sexual adventures shard free. May the glass of her dildo only be ribbed for her pleasure. May you be kind with temperature changes and the laws of nature. Amen. In the pussy.
NHIE lied about a family/personal emergency to get out of something at school or work. Or really just in life.
I used the good old fashioned "my grandma died" to go on a family vacation once. (I had just started a new job the month before and was afraid they would say no if I asked.)
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